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2019-03-15 06:04:41 AM  
Fark I despise him.
 
2019-03-15 06:06:53 AM  
"But Mr. President, how could Brexit possibly have been handled worse?"
"Hold my Diet Coke, Pickle."
 
2019-03-15 06:07:24 AM  
Trump: UK's Theresa May 'didn't listen' to my ideas on Brexit

Like his suggestion to sue the EU? Not even Brexiters are dumb enough to take Trump seriously.
 
2019-03-15 06:11:32 AM  

1000Monkeys: Trump: UK's Theresa May 'didn't listen' to my ideas on Brexit

Like his suggestion to sue the EU? Not even Brexiters are dumb enough to take Trump seriously.


May requires approval of her parliament and all 27 other EU nations for an extension.  She and Trump can wring their hands all they want.
/womp womp
 
2019-03-15 06:12:17 AM  
I think there is one phrase letter that the EU needs to send to the UK..Simple..And to the point...

"Shat, or get off the pot.."

Love, EU
 
2019-03-15 06:19:05 AM  
Boot them and let the UK shift the huge burden of lost...well everything onto the morons that voted for Brexit. Elections need to have severe consequences for those that support the dumbest shiat possible.
 
2019-03-15 06:23:32 AM  
I didn't think the current iteration of Brexit could get any dumber, by it looks like May finally caught a break.
 
2019-03-15 06:50:20 AM  
It would have been the same exact negotiations but they would've changed the name to BrexTRUMPit and paid $500,000 a year to one of Donnie's fake charities for the honor.
 
2019-03-15 06:52:58 AM  

Langdon_777: Fark I despise him.


Over in the boobies
 
2019-03-15 06:53:00 AM  
If she had listened to the orange moron Britain would be at war with Montenegro and Australia by now.
 
2019-03-15 06:54:58 AM  
"Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it," he said. "But she has her own way of doing it. She is - she's got her own way of doing it. That's OK."

"No, we're not selling the country to Russia, you marmalade asshat."
 
2019-03-15 07:00:15 AM  

Arumat: If she had listened to the orange moron Britain would be at war with Montenegro and Australia by now.


Or Eastasia.
 
2019-03-15 07:04:10 AM  
"Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it,"
Hmmm, let's see:
1. Hold a moronic rally every week
2. Put his bimbo daughter and douche-canoe son in law in charge of the negotiations. (Ending in failure)
3. Propose building a wall in the middle of the channel.
4. Declare bankruptcy and annexation to Russia
 
2019-03-15 07:05:50 AM  
When asked by reporters on what advice he gave May, Trump provided few details.
"Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it," he said. "But she has her own way of doing it. She is - she's got her own way of doing it. That's OK."


Hilarious. How we continue this charade is beyond me. It's just a farking joke.
 
2019-03-15 07:09:40 AM  
Wow. I clicked a link to The Hill on my phone and didn't get an obnoxious autoplay video. Weird .
 
2019-03-15 07:16:14 AM  
All wise and knowing Trump sounds way too much like Capt. Hindsight.
 
2019-03-15 07:25:25 AM  
Gee. I can't imagine why no one would listen to him.
 
2019-03-15 07:29:34 AM  

HomoHabilis: Arumat: If she had listened to the orange moron Britain would be at war with Montenegro and Australia by now.

Or Eastasia.


But, we've always been at war with Eastasia..
 
2019-03-15 07:49:10 AM  
I assume everything Trump suggests is whispered in his ear by Putin or that racist idiot, Miller. He has given me no reason to think otherwise.
 
2019-03-15 07:50:41 AM  

rjakobi: "Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it," he said. "But she has her own way of doing it. She is - she's got her own way of doing it. That's OK."

"No, we're not selling the country to Russia, you marmalade asshat."


Marmalade Asshat is the name of my seventies prog rock cover band.
 
2019-03-15 07:52:36 AM  
You set up a shell country called England and brexit it. Then you declare bankruptcy so all your regular rules can't be seized.  You continue to operate under the rules you want  and it's tied up in the courts forever. Especially if Giuliani gets involved. Eventually, the EU caves and you win.
 
2019-03-15 07:55:22 AM  
Who can we bribe to have Fox and Friends say they definitely shouldn't revoke Article 50?  Then Mango Unchained will start yapping about it, and Parliament will do the opposite.
 
2019-03-15 07:57:55 AM  

rjakobi: "Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it," he said. "But she has her own way of doing it. She is - she's got her own way of doing it. That's OK."

"No, we're not selling the country to Russia, you marmalade asshat."


Well, actually that's exactly what's going to happen. Without the EU you will have to suck up to the USA, Russia and China. And THEY will dictate the conditions.
 
2019-03-15 07:58:30 AM  
Omg just shut up. No world leader actually likes you. Zero. None. Even the ones that seem to are just pretending so the can take advantage of you and make you look even more stupid.
 
2019-03-15 08:04:04 AM  
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"Division!!!!!  Clear the lobby!"

After work I've been catching episodes of "UK Big Brother: House of Commons".  Love those British shows.
 
2019-03-15 08:05:43 AM  

Minus1Kelvin: Omg just shut up. No world leader actually likes you. Zero. None. Even the ones that seem to are just pretending so the can take advantage of you and make you look even more stupid.


Is that directed towards May or Trump? I can't tell.
 
2019-03-15 08:07:14 AM  

OhioUGrad: Boot them and let the UK shift the huge burden of lost...well everything onto the morons that voted for Brexit. Elections need to have severe consequences for those that support the dumbest shiat possible.


Yeah, I'd be all in favour of that if it weren't for the collateral damage. Now, more than half the country will thrown in the shiat through no fault of their own (population's changed since 2016 - oldies are dead and 18-19-year olds are something like 80+% in favour of EU membership). The big problem is the absolutism May's government has brought to the issue - they've completely ignored Remain voters and just had a big scrap between various wings of the Conservative party on what Brexit should be, with no one's ideas having enough support to get through.

Labour are being colossal dicks too. Instead of opposing the government effectively, they're spouting off blue-sky idea diarrhoea about all the different forms Brexit could take when it's already pretty established that the 2 options Parliament currently has (TM's Deal or No Deal) are too many options and we can't decide between them. We are 2 weeks away from economic catastrophe and they're still throwing out concepts, not plans. (The mad thing is, if they'd campaigned on Rescind Article 50, they'd have romped home at the last general election. It's Weeners the post and they'd have put a lock on 48% of the votes - pretty much a guaranteed win. But Corbyn wouldn't do that as he's an old-school union protectionist and Bennite and wants Brexit despite 70+% of Labour wanting to stay in the EU.)

It's a massive failure of leadership in the two main parties, just when we needed people that could bring everyone together.
 
2019-03-15 08:33:42 AM  
He's still in the "thinks he knows everything" stage of Dunning Kruger but when you surround yourself with people who support your delusion and are only now starting to hear NO from Congress I guess his confidence curve is more bigly.
 
2019-03-15 08:36:28 AM  
Maybe she DID listen to him. It would handily explain why it's been such a colossal fark-up and explain why now that he sees what a mess it is he's trying to disassociate himself from it.

Somebody should ask May if she took any advice or suggestions from D2S while working so diligently to wreck the UK.
 
2019-03-15 08:44:13 AM  
What a friggin' clown.
 
2019-03-15 08:57:04 AM  

SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

"Division!!!!!  Clear the lobby!"

After work I've been catching episodes of "UK Big Brother: House of Commons".  Love those British shows.


He has the best neckwear.

/ORRRRRR DURRRRRRR
 
2019-03-15 08:58:22 AM  
Revoke Article 50, you twats.

/Obligatory
//Also to clarify that "you twats" in the above refers strictly to May's government and the various other MPs in the Commons, and not to UK/EU voters. I think i may have inadvertently offended in other Brexit threads without that clarification
 
2019-03-15 09:00:43 AM  

LucklessWonder: SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

"Division!!!!!  Clear the lobby!"

After work I've been catching episodes of "UK Big Brother: House of Commons".  Love those British shows.

He has the best neckwear.

/ORRRRRR DURRRRRRR


I've also been looking at what the members of house of commons guys wear and their ties.  Pretty bland stuff - decent cut suits but that's it.  Except as you note - Mr. House Speaker's ties.   He's like the funny teacher or prof.
 
2019-03-15 09:16:07 AM  

Bslim: "Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it,"
Hmmm, let's see:
1. Hold a moronic rally every week
2. Put his bimbo daughter and douche-canoe son in law in charge of the negotiations. (Ending in failure)
3. Propose building a wall in the middle of the channel.
4. Declare bankruptcy and annexation to Russia


Almost correct, but it would involve building a literal wall between Ireland and N Ireland.
 
2019-03-15 09:17:58 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Minus1Kelvin: Omg just shut up. No world leader actually likes you. Zero. None. Even the ones that seem to are just pretending so the can take advantage of you and make you look even more stupid.

Is that directed towards May or Trump? I can't tell.


Whynotboth.jpg
 
2019-03-15 09:22:05 AM  
Maybe he offered her the use of his 'fixer?'

What? ooooooh. Never mind.
 
2019-03-15 10:02:17 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Bslim: "Well, I just told her what I would do and how I would do it,"
Hmmm, let's see:
1. Hold a moronic rally every week
2. Put his bimbo daughter and douche-canoe son in law in charge of the negotiations. (Ending in failure)
3. Propose building a wall in the middle of the channel.
4. Declare bankruptcy and annexation to Russia

Almost correct, but it would involve building a literal wall between Ireland and N Ireland.


Definitely something he would have advised her to do. Can't have those leprechauns stealing our jerbs.
 
2019-03-15 10:35:30 AM  

Sin'sHero: Maybe he offered her the use of his 'fixer?'

What? ooooooh. Never mind.


At this point would that be McConnell or Graham?
 
Juc
2019-03-15 10:38:28 AM  
It's not like she could do much worse than she has.
 
2019-03-15 10:43:43 AM  

Juc: It's not like she could do much worse than she has.


You underestimate Trump.

I can just imagine... "They don't want to offer you a deal? TARIFFS ON ALL EU IMPORTS!"
 
2019-03-15 10:46:14 AM  

Juc: It's not like she could do much worse than she has.


PM May: hold my warm bitter beer.
 
2019-03-15 11:00:31 AM  

LucklessWonder: SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

"Division!!!!!  Clear the lobby!"

After work I've been catching episodes of "UK Big Brother: House of Commons".  Love those British shows.

He has the best neckwear.

/ORRRRRR DURRRRRRR


Embarrassingly Q+D:

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2019-03-15 01:00:23 PM  

iron de havilland: LucklessWonder: SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

"Division!!!!!  Clear the lobby!"

After work I've been catching episodes of "UK Big Brother: House of Commons".  Love those British shows.

He has the best neckwear.

/ORRRRRR DURRRRRRR

Embarrassingly Q+D:

[i.imgur.com image 402x604]


BRILLIANT!
 
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