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(ABC 4 Charleston)   Walking around asking random women to stand on your stomach for money is no way to go through Walmart   (abcnews4.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Department store, Wal-Mart, Target Corporation, Big-box store, Walterboro Police, Hypermarket, individual's suspicious activity lead, older white man  
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1405 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2019 at 5:33 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-15 02:32:20 AM  
I'm glad the police haven't alerted the public to my fetishes yet.
 
2019-03-15 02:34:33 AM  
Well ya see, he lost his job as a greeter.
 
2019-03-15 02:58:56 AM  
I know a woman who made some very easy money walking around in stiletto heels on men's backs and stomachs at a fetish club in London.

Her only regret was in knowing that if she thought any of the men were attractive she couldn't pursue them because she already knew they were sexually incompatible.
 
2019-03-15 03:48:23 AM  
Stan and BULLOCK Strip club
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2019-03-15 06:04:50 AM  
Walmartians? the dude is suicidal.
 
2019-03-15 06:08:04 AM  
Everyone needs a hobby.
 
2019-03-15 06:42:50 AM  
Man found dead in snack aisle at Wal-Mart.  Suspect found by following bloody Hoveround tracks.
 
2019-03-15 08:22:39 AM  
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2019-03-15 08:26:49 AM  
I understand the fetish, ok, i get it but why didn't this guy just stake out a Payless Shoe Store instead of a Walmart?
 
2019-03-15 08:32:32 AM  

steklo: I understand the fetish, ok, i get it but why didn't this guy just stake out a Payless Shoe Store instead of a Walmart?


THATS A SORE SUBJECT!!
 
2019-03-15 08:34:13 AM  
Are they truly random, or is it just the ones wearing skirts?
 
2019-03-15 08:36:34 AM  

eas81: THATS A SORE SUBJECT!!


I heard this news a few weeks ago. I asked my wife what she was going to do about Payless closing down...She told me the whole family is going to be walking around barefoot as that's where she got the family shoes. Not me. I get my Rockports at the Tanger Outlets.
 
2019-03-15 08:54:28 AM  
Why would they pay to walk on a guy's stomach? It's not Disneyland.
 
2019-03-15 09:00:26 AM  
Kirsty MacColl-In These Shoes? (2000) HD
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2019-03-15 09:01:43 AM  
As a professional doormat I am getting a kick out of this
 
2019-03-15 09:13:31 AM  
Dude must have a titanium stomach.
Most walmart women I have seen look like henrietta hippo.
 
2019-03-15 09:33:38 AM  

Muzzleloader: Most walmart women I have seen look like henrietta hippo.


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oh be nice. I bet she worked really hard picking shorts that fit for her trip to the customer service desk.
 
2019-03-15 09:46:44 AM  
Kinky!!!!
 
2019-03-15 09:59:35 AM  
If walking around asking random women to stand on your stomach for money is outlawed, only outlaws will walk around asking random women to stand on their stomachs for money.
 
6 days ago  
Get paid to stand on a guy's stomach? That's better than a coupon!

The guy is in his 60s. He's probably just proving to himself that he still has "abs of steel". No need to hide the children.
 
6 days ago  
WC Fields said that he'd stood on a streetcorner, and propositioned women who walked by. He also said that he got slapped, hit with umbrellas and purses... but he also got laid.
 
6 days ago  

steklo: Muzzleloader: Most walmart women I have seen look like henrietta hippo.

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oh be nice. I bet she worked really hard picking shorts that fit for her trip to the customer service desk.


She must have worked pretty hard to actually get them on, let alone get them fastened?

I don't understand why people walk around like this? And it has nothing to do with being comfortable with your body. It's like a severe case of reverse body dysmorphia.
 
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