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(ESPN)   Shocking soccer shellacking leads to Schalke sacking   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, FC Schalke 04, Borussia Dortmund, Premier League, Fuball-Bundesliga, Promotion and relegation, debut season, Hamburger SV, UEFA  
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370 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Mar 2019 at 6:55 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-15 12:40:55 AM  
Big Sam seen learning German.
 
2019-03-15 01:00:24 AM  

harleyquinnical: Big Sam seen learning German.


Let me help "scheisse"
 
2019-03-15 03:24:10 AM  
They can get Brendan Rodgers tomorrow if the money is right.
 
2019-03-15 04:55:12 AM  
It isn't (or wasn't) Tedesco's fault that Schalke sucks. Schalke sucks because they're the Duke of the Bundesliga.

They just suck. It's their raison d'être, their Daseinszweck. Now they get to suck some more under Huub Stevens.

And to help wither_apophis with the German lesson, when Schalke plays Hertha at the Olympic Stadium, the entire crowd sings along:
Ihr seid Schalker
Asoziale Schalker
Ihr schlaft unter Brücken
Oder in der Bahnhofsmission
 
2019-03-15 07:12:41 AM  

harleyquinnical: Big Sam seen learning German.


Not sure his gigantic head could get through the door.
 
2019-03-15 08:05:44 AM  
Can't fire all the players, so fire the coach instead.
 
2019-03-15 08:22:43 AM  
Firing someone over getting smacked in the final 16 of Europe's biggest cup is a bit overblown. They should be grateful just to have made it that far.

*Checks Bundesliga table*

Uh, yeah. 14th out of 18 clubs by March is not gonna cut it. Tschüss
 
2019-03-15 08:25:41 AM  
Reminds me of this game...
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/ Chilean.
 
2019-03-15 08:34:17 AM  

hugram: Reminds me of this game...
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A more well know example.
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2019-03-15 09:56:32 AM  
Shucks.
 
6 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: They can get Brendan Rodgers tomorrow if the money is right.


Yeh, who wants to match wits with Klopp and Guardiola with a turnover twice that of Celtic when he can play against McIntyre or McInnes.
 
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