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2019-03-14 10:18:17 PM  
E double hockey sticks?
 
2019-03-14 10:19:06 PM  
Well of course this would happen in New Zeland.  They don't have guns there so the good guys can't do anything about it.  That's why it never happens here in 'Murica!

Study it out!
 
2019-03-14 10:19:48 PM  
MULTIPLE MOSQUES
30 PEOPLE SHOT
SHOOTER LIVESTREAMED THE SHOOTING
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/sta​t​us/1106366287209357312
 
2019-03-14 10:21:48 PM  
I'm just here to up vote.
 
2019-03-14 10:22:18 PM  

make me some tea: MULTIPLE MOSQUES
30 PEOPLE SHOT
SHOOTER LIVESTREAMED THE SHOOTING
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/stat​us/1106366287209357312


I read the comments. Don't read the comments.
 
2019-03-14 10:22:25 PM  
MANZA?
 
2019-03-14 10:22:45 PM  
Does New Zealand really exist?
 
2019-03-14 10:23:13 PM  

make me some tea: MULTIPLE MOSQUES
30 PEOPLE SHOT
SHOOTER LIVESTREAMED THE SHOOTING
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/stat​us/1106366287209357312


Multiple mosques = fake news
 
2019-03-14 10:23:18 PM  
Does it count as irony that Christchurch has mosques?
 
2019-03-14 10:23:35 PM  
"You got MAGAts in my Kiwis!!"
 
2019-03-14 10:24:13 PM  
 
2019-03-14 10:25:05 PM  

Summoner101: Does New Zealand really exist?


During several middle earth stages.
 
2019-03-14 10:26:24 PM  
What a bunch of sick farks. Everybody wants to get even with non-reality. And they can't do it unless they have at least one gun and several hundred rounds of ammo. Sane or insane, they're still just cowardly little pussies.
 
2019-03-14 10:26:53 PM  
Maori uprising maybe?
 
2019-03-14 10:27:39 PM  

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Oh that's just terrifying.
 
2019-03-14 10:27:55 PM  
I wonder if it's a terrorist or a white person.
 
2019-03-14 10:28:20 PM  

Begoggle: I wonder if it's a terrorist or a white person.


Dammitsomuch
 
2019-03-14 10:28:59 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Maori uprising maybe?


Not damn likely.  From another thread:

the gunman description is unnerving, even assuming the rule of breaking news: " described the shooter as white-skinned, blond, quite short and wearing a helmet and a bulletproof vest. "
 
2019-03-14 10:29:46 PM  
There are MANY more than 6 dead if the footage I just saw on twitter is this event.
 
2019-03-14 10:29:53 PM  
The second amendment is a curse upon that country.
 
2019-03-14 10:30:09 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: make me some tea: MULTIPLE MOSQUES
30 PEOPLE SHOT
SHOOTER LIVESTREAMED THE SHOOTING
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/stat​us/1106366287209357312

I read the comments. Don't read the comments.


Great thing about adBlock and uMatrix is that I don't even see the comment sections
 
2019-03-14 10:30:30 PM  
A man told Stuff he was praying in the mosque when he heard the shooting started.
He managed to escape, but outside saw his wife lying dead on the footpath.
"My wife is dead," he said, wailing.
Another man said he saw children being shot.


Putrid little monsters that murder people.
 
2019-03-14 10:30:53 PM  
Makes sense it was a mosque. Kiwi churches are much better on security.

I Kick Ass For The Lord!
Youtube MfkHkdu5IEI
 
2019-03-14 10:31:13 PM  
The shooting was live streamed. I shouldn't have watched the video. I think I need to take a break for a while.
 
2019-03-14 10:31:57 PM  
Don't watch the video. It is so awful. Sickening how people can do things like this.
 
2019-03-14 10:32:08 PM  
This is horrible. No one in any country should go through this.
 
2019-03-14 10:33:18 PM  
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and I thought I hated kids
 
2019-03-14 10:34:10 PM  
 
2019-03-14 10:34:15 PM  
A witness said he was in the mosque for 20 minutes. Holy shiat.
 
2019-03-14 10:34:46 PM  
On it!
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2019-03-14 10:35:29 PM  

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The hell am I looking at?


The outcome of combining mental illness and weapon technology.
 
2019-03-14 10:35:40 PM  
It's Friday in New Zealand. That is the weekly Jumah, or day of assembly. I'm sure the assassin chose this day deliberately.
 
2019-03-14 10:36:10 PM  
I was going to come in to say something snarky, but after reading that...Jeebus Frist...catch this bastiche and hang him high...
 
2019-03-14 10:36:12 PM  

justinguarini4ever: Don't watch the video. It is so awful. Sickening how people can do things like this.


Thanks, but I don't need to be warned. Why the hell would you watch this?
 
2019-03-14 10:37:28 PM  

justinguarini4ever: Don't watch the video. It is so awful. Sickening how people can do things like this.


I... f*ck...
 
2019-03-14 10:37:31 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Does it count as irony that Christchurch has mosques?


Not really. The prophet Isa is also called Messiah in Islam. Much closer to the Jewish meaning of the term though.
 
2019-03-14 10:38:02 PM  

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I suspect Charles Martel and most of the others mentioned there would've turned the little bastard inside out for this.

/not to suggest they were great guys or anything
 
2019-03-14 10:39:21 PM  
Yeah, snuff films aren't really my thing, so I'll just go ahead and not watch this nutjob's documentation of his own terrorist attack.

Instead, I'll assume that the over/under on the time it will take for America's news-entertainment industry to refer to this mass shooting as an act of terrorism is 11 days, and take the over.


/of course they would have already referred to this shooting as terrorism if it had been a Muslim person shooting up a church
 
2019-03-14 10:39:43 PM  
Tap dancing
 
2019-03-14 10:39:53 PM  
Radio New Zealand and Magic Talk seem to be the best sources for a radio  stream of the coverage.

https://www.radionz.co.nz

https://www.magic.co.nz/home.html
 
2019-03-14 10:40:15 PM  

Someothermonkey: The shooting was live streamed. I shouldn't have watched the video. I think I need to take a break for a while.


I don't watch any of it anymore.

I ignore the news, generally, and focus on my local community. No longer living in a city is helpful in that regard.

Focusing on yourself and those closest to you is more more important and rewarding  than paying attention to the news, in my experience.

Yes, I realize that I've had this fark account for 12+ years, I still like to keep up with the times.
 
2019-03-14 10:40:41 PM  
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2019-03-14 10:42:31 PM  

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What is this?
 
2019-03-14 10:43:01 PM  

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The hell am I looking at?


There is nothing that says you have your shiat together like shooting people in New Zealand while referencing some Christian patriarch in farking Antioch.
 
2019-03-14 10:43:09 PM  

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where are you digging this stuff up?
 
2019-03-14 10:45:13 PM  

Marine1: albuquerquehalsey: [img.fark.net image 750x1334]

where are you digging this stuff up?


The posts are coming from New Zealand!
 
2019-03-14 10:45:23 PM  
 
2019-03-14 10:45:25 PM  
If only everyone everywhere had guns! This would never happen!
 
2019-03-14 10:45:49 PM  

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What does this say? I can't read New Zealish.
 
2019-03-14 10:47:04 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Sane or insane, they're still just cowardly little pussies.


Complete cowards. If they want to fight ISIS, catch a commercial flight to Istanbul, hitchhike south and hook up with Russians/Syrians/Kurds and have at it

/oh wait, ISIS shoots back, that's right
 
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