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(NPR)   In the Saudi criminal justice system, there is only one group and when that group says that the alleged killers have been brought to justice, then they have been brought to justice. Case Closed. DUN DUN   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Human rights, Bandar bin Mohammed Al-Aiban, Human Rights Commission, murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian officials, Aiban's statements, U.N. Human Rights Council  
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2019-03-14 10:12:33 PM  
Came for the Tutuola memes-- got here too early.
 
2019-03-15 02:51:15 AM  

Polezni Durak: Came for the Tutuola memes-- got here too early.


The Beach Boys - Kokomo (1988)
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/Good enough?
 
2019-03-15 02:52:44 AM  
calling the reporter's death an "unfortunate accident."

"Oops we slipped and dismembered him"
 
2019-03-15 02:54:08 AM  
He added that any demands by foreign countries or bodies to launch an international investigation would be "tantamount to the international community doubting the integrity of our judicial apparatus."

You mean the way you doubt the integrity of ours when you spirit away accused or convicted Saudi rapists?
 
2019-03-15 03:02:00 AM  
OJ Simpson must have been on the case.
 
2019-03-15 03:03:28 AM  
Forget about the South Americans. Saudis scare the hell out of me. Oh and did we forget that the 9/11 attackers were mostly Saudi?
 
2019-03-15 03:26:24 AM  

domo_kun_sai: Forget about the South Americans. Saudis scare the hell out of me. Oh and did we forget that the 9/11 attackers were mostly Saudi?


Don't worry. I'm sure their criminal justice system looked into that and got it all squared away. Easy peasy.
 
2019-03-15 03:27:01 AM  

fusillade762: calling the reporter's death an "unfortunate accident."

"Oops we slipped and dismembered him"


He tripped and fell into a giant oven. Could have happened to anyone.
 
2019-03-15 03:35:40 AM  
Not so much DUN DUN, more like CHOP CHOP.
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Deera Square, A.K.A. Chop Chop Square.
 
2019-03-15 04:44:52 AM  
He added that any demands by foreign countries or bodies to launch an international investigation would be "tantamount to the international community doubting the integrity of our judicial apparatus."

Well yeah. We do.

You got a problem with that?
 
2019-03-15 05:16:56 AM  
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2019-03-15 06:11:18 AM  
You can have justice, or you can have oil.

You can't have both.
 
2019-03-15 06:19:42 AM  

Polezni Durak: Came for the Tutuola memes-- got here too early.


Woman calls, says she was raped. Cops arrest the woman, 'cause she's a slut. Judge says 'give her 10 lashes'

Kids are calling it "Sharia Law"
 
2019-03-15 07:26:49 AM  
From the same country that still puts people to death for sorcery.
 
2019-03-15 07:42:26 AM  
"The kingdom, he said, will not accept calls to "internationalize" the legal proceedings, which would be perceived as foreign interference with domestic affairs."

You killed a a naturalized citizen of a different country in a foreign country.  You internationalized it on your own.  That was all your doing.
 
2019-03-15 07:49:17 AM  

domo_kun_sai: Forget about the South Americans. Saudis scare the hell out of me. Oh and did we forget that the 9/11 attackers were mostly Saudi?


Well to be more specific, those were Saudis were extremist Wahhabism followers.

Mmmm... wahabi. real spicy wahabi.  Good with tuna roll.
 
2019-03-15 08:07:53 AM  
He added that any demands by foreign countries or bodies to launch an international investigation would be "tantamount to the international community doubting the integrity of our judicial apparatus."

The international community, in unison: "We doubt the integrity of your judicial apparatus."
 
2019-03-15 08:14:12 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: You can have justice, or you can have religion.

You can't have both.


Fixed
 
2019-03-15 08:57:38 AM  

dkulprit: "The kingdom, he said, will not accept calls to "internationalize" the legal proceedings, which would be perceived as foreign interference with domestic affairs."

You killed a a naturalized citizen of a different country in a foreign country.  You internationalized it on your own.  That was all your doing.


Pretty sure he was still a Saudi citizen. And is their consulate considered their territory? Not sure how that works
 
2019-03-15 09:04:16 AM  
Tainted Love but the clapping is replaced with the Law & Order sound effect
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6 days ago  

domo_kun_sai: Oh and did we forget that the 9/11 attackers were mostly Saudi?


Yes, that never comes up here on Fark. Ever.
 
6 days ago  
Uh huh
Sure
You bet
 
6 days ago  
Investigated themselves. Wonder where they got that trick from.
 
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