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    More: Sick, Penis, Schizophrenia, Crime, Spain, Psychosis, Amputation, Aragon, morning police  
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7388 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2019 at 11:13 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-14 09:48:34 PM  
King Missle wanted for questioning
 
2019-03-14 11:17:52 PM  
Ultimate Dick Move.
 
2019-03-14 11:17:57 PM  
...and, also, it's detachable.
 
2019-03-14 11:18:38 PM  

czmilosz: King Missle wanted for questioning


I RTFA, so it's more like Misil del Rey.
 
2019-03-14 11:22:10 PM  
EBOD
 
2019-03-14 11:27:27 PM  
Easter egg hunt  horror as children searching for eggs find severed ......
 
2019-03-14 11:27:57 PM  
It was reattached. Some people aren't that lucky.
 
2019-03-14 11:29:59 PM  
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2019-03-14 11:30:42 PM  
DNRTA, but this headline felt like it was heading towards a "and then it gets weird".
So I guess it didn't.
 
2019-03-14 11:32:54 PM  
Always protect your junk.

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2019-03-14 11:35:28 PM  
I didn't read the article but thought I would comment anyways.  What I don't understand is why he had a dick in a bag, and whose it was.  Was it his bag that he brought from home?.  Did he specifically buy it for carrying a penis, because then he would have had the time to find a nice penis bag, but if it was a slap dash affair, well, it might have been a plain old brown bag.  Can you imagine the embarrassment of carrying a penis around in a paper sack?  I can, as that's happened to me several times, which is why I feel like I should share this with you guys.

Cuz we're tight like that.
 
2019-03-14 11:35:32 PM  

abhorrent1: EBOD


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2019-03-14 11:35:40 PM  
Alright, I laughed. 

I felt somewhat less of a man for having laughed, but that cat's out of the bag. 

Did I say cat?
 
2019-03-14 11:39:36 PM  

DiggidyDan: Alright, I laughed. 

I felt somewhat less of a man for having laughed, but that cat's out of the bag. 

Did I say cat?


Is the cat dead or alive?  If dead, they will only stay fresh for so long.
 
2019-03-14 11:40:22 PM  
What's the deal, though?
 
2019-03-14 11:47:25 PM  
"But later that afternoon a police spokesman confirmed a man had been arrested on suspicion of wounding."


Yes, instead of deciding he definitely need some health care for his mental issues, let's charge him for wounding himself before the police could!

 
2019-03-14 11:53:18 PM  

almejita: DiggidyDan: Alright, I laughed. 

I felt somewhat less of a man for having laughed, but that cat's out of the bag. 

Did I say cat?

Is the cat dead or alive?  If dead, they will only stay fresh for so long.


The bag hasn't been opened yet, so both.
 
2019-03-14 11:54:30 PM  
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2019-03-15 12:00:47 AM  
I've wanted to cut a dick or two, maybe six. Who's counting? But not literally you know cutting members off. Just a little stabby, stab. Warning. And all that.
 
2019-03-15 12:23:13 AM  

mottsnil: I've wanted to cut a dick or two, maybe six. Who's counting? But not literally you know cutting members off. Just a little stabby, stab. Warning. And all that.


You seem well adjusted.
 
2019-03-15 12:58:19 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: abhorrent1: EBOD

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Came for this.  Leaving satisfied,

with a deluxe, some fries, and a strawberry shake.
 
2019-03-15 01:05:47 AM  
FTFA: Officers have said there are "mental health issues"

Let me show you my shocked face
 
2019-03-15 02:13:08 AM  
Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Angry Inch
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2019-03-15 05:50:29 AM  
Kinky!!!
 
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2019-03-15 06:11:14 AM  

tramp stamp: It was reattached. Some people aren't that lucky.


Police suspect he paid someone to cut it off. Now he'll have to pay another guy, this day just gets worse and worse for him.
 
2019-03-15 07:10:18 AM  
I spent a long weekend in Zaragoza last October with my family. The food was fantastic, the cathedral magnificent, and I returned with no penis injuries.

That's really all I ask for from a short European city break.
 
2019-03-15 08:56:55 AM  
Typicall red-top journalism....FTFA:

"The flatmate of a British man who was seen wandering the streets with his amputated penis in a plastic bag has been arrested.
Officers followed a trail of blood to the nearby flat he shared before recovering the sex organ in a plastic bag and rushing him to hospital so he could be operated on."

Did he have the amputated penis in a bag whilst wondering the streets, or was it in the flat?
 
2019-03-15 10:28:43 AM  
Every bag of dicks has to start somewhere...

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