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(Politico)   Howard Schultz steps on his dick again. This is not a repeat   (politico.com) divider line
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2900 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Mar 2019 at 12:21 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
That's nice but not necessary. Feel free to tell us how smart you are compared to career military types.
 
5 days ago  
"In that moment I made something that should unite us all, about me..."

Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
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5 days ago  
Starbucks has opened 50 stores near military facilities, make this man a general immediately.
 
5 days ago  
How can a person who convinced people to gladly pay $6 for a cup of coffee be this devoid of people skills?
 
5 days ago  
Get bent, Howie.
 
5 days ago  
He will never get over Java Grande.
 
5 days ago  
Trump has a clear path to a second term, because his opponents will step on their dicks and clitorises whilst apologizing for their stupidity. Attend your next town meeting. The federal government will be slaughtered by this new round of dumbassery and interference. Your local government is all we have.
 
5 days ago  

Sin'sHero: He will never get over Java Grande.


Venti vidi vici
 
5 days ago  
Even without this... he's a raging douchebag asshole who needs to go away.

Kenny G, serve your country. Talk to your friend. End this. You owe us that much.
 
5 days ago  

stoli n coke: How can a person who convinced people to gladly pay $6 for a cup of coffee be this devoid of people skills?


he honestly thought Clay Bennett would keep the Sonics in Seattle.  How smart can he really be?
 
5 days ago  
The second Starbucks shares drop because of his antics, the shareholders better have a Papa Johns-style plan ready to enact.
 
5 days ago  

Practical_Draconian: The second Starbucks shares drop because of his antics, the shareholders better have a Papa Johns-style plan ready to enact.


He doesn't work at teh company anymore.

stoli n coke: How can a person who convinced people to gladly pay $6 for a cup of coffee be this devoid of people skills?


I think we've seen conclusively that Schultz hired someone who had people skills who came up with that.
 
5 days ago  
"I probably have spent more time in the last decade certainly than anyone running for president with the military," Schultz said, adding that he'd been to bases in Japan and Kuwait.

Buttiegieg currently serves as a lieutenant in the Naval Reserve and was deployed to Afghanistan in 2014 for seven months. In 2009, he was commissioned a naval intelligence officer in the Navy Reserve.

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) was deployed from 2004 to 2005 to Iraq, where she served in a field medical unit of the Hawaii Army National Guard, and was also deployed to Kuwait from 2008 to 2009.


Jesus farking christ.
 
5 days ago  
Come on. Is any of this really so hard??
 
5 days ago  
Can we stop paying attention to him now please?  How the f*ck did we not learn any f*cking thing the 2016 election and paying attention to attention whores.
 
5 days ago  
"I probably have spent more time in the last decade certainly than anyone running for president with the military,"

This sounds just like a stupid think Trump would say.
 
5 days ago  
Is he in the "sorry I ever got pregnant in the first place" stage of grieving his stillborn campaign?
 
5 days ago  
Ah yes, the Billionaire Make A Wish presidential candidate and his endless stupidity for all to see
 
5 days ago  

phalamir: He doesn't work at teh company anymore.


He's still the largest individual shareholder.
 
5 days ago  
"I remember a Green Beans Coffee at the exchange at Bagram, and a decent espresso machine run by the Italian NATO element at ISAF HQ. But I don't recall seeing any Starbucks over there," Buttiegieg fired back in a tweet with Schultz's quote.

Ohhh, that gulp of coffee looked like it burnt you pretty bad, Mr. Schultz, would you like some milk for that?
 
5 days ago  
I'm embarrassed for this asshole he's so incompetent. He should just quietly disappear.
 
5 days ago  
Every time this sort of thing comes out in public, it reminds me in a big way that getting rich has absolutely nothing to do with being smart.
 
5 days ago  
He meant he'd spent more time than anyone in the race that anybody has ever heard of.
 
5 days ago  
Howard Schultz, release your tax returns.
 
5 days ago  
Anyone, no matter how smart, that runs as an independent is just making it easier for Trump to have second chance.
 
5 days ago  
I read it as "straps on his dick."

/Also kind of works
 
5 days ago  
And yet AMAZINGLY somehow this type of argument worked fine for Trump. The draft dodging guy who faked bone spurs to escape Vietnam claimed he knew more than ALL the generals because he went to Military Cosplay School for Naughty Rich Boys, which is where rich people send their fark up out of control children.
 
5 days ago  
Why is he talking to Hugh Hewitt?  Why is anyone talking to Hugh Hewitt?
 
5 days ago  
Stepped on his dick pissing off a Buttigieg.
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5 days ago  

domo_kun_sai: Anyone, no matter how smart, that runs as an independent is just making it easier for Trump to have second chance.


That's what Scultz wants. He's running to kill any move to reducing wealth disparity and so he'd prefer Trump over anyone with a reasonable fiscal policy.
 
5 days ago  

Atillathepun: Sin'sHero: He will never get over Java Grande.

Venti vidi vici


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5 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: "In that moment I made something that should unite us all, about me..."

[YouTube video: Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets]


That's pretty much his campaign slogan, isn't it?
 
5 days ago  

stoli n coke: How can a person who convinced people to gladly pay $6 for a cup of coffee be this devoid of people skills?


(1) Because his money means he never has to have prolonged contact with normal people or pay any attention to their concerns for longer than it takes for them to exit his awareness, or:

(2) He had the intelligence and talent to understand economics and business but never had any real people skills to begin with, and let other people handle the social interaction/social engineering part.

(3) Both (1) and (2).
 
5 days ago  

domo_kun_sai: Anyone, no matter how smart, that runs as an independent is just making it easier for Trump to have second chance.


Schultz may just be incompetent enough to pull votes away from Trump.

/ he just needs a whiter last name
// not that there's anything wrong with Schultz
/// but, you know, Trump voters
 
5 days ago  

Dark Side Of The Spoon: And yet AMAZINGLY somehow this type of argument worked fine for Trump. The draft dodging guy who faked bone spurs to escape Vietnam claimed he knew more than ALL the generals because he went to Military Cosplay School for Naughty Rich Boys, which is where rich people send their fark up out of control children.


The fact that he's failing shows you the difference between the Republicanand Democratic bases.
 
5 days ago  
"...In that moment ..."

Go fark yourself.
 
5 days ago  
Haven't you heard? Having anybodea what you're talking about is no longer a requirement to be president.

Also, piss off, Howard.
 
5 days ago  
Howard Schultz has a dick to step on?

/That's right. This man has no dick.
 
5 days ago  
It's ok though, trumps insurance plan doesn't actually have to win.
 
5 days ago  

Huggermugger: Why is he talking to Hugh Hewitt?  Why is anyone talking to Hugh Hewitt?


Because he just wants both sides to be more moderate.  Especially the Democrats.
 
5 days ago  
Howard Schitz drew the short straw at Davis and was thus selected to run. Sole purpose is to pull swing votes away from the Dems by pretending to be a moderate. This guy's only allegiance is to the color green. I still haven't seen an interview with him where he states what he's for.It's all about what he's against. What he's against puts him solidly in the Republican camp.
 
5 days ago  
Davis = Davos.

/farking autocorrect
 
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