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2019-03-14 09:37:06 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen...the master race:

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2019-03-14 10:11:21 PM  
facing additional charges for breaking into a funeral home the same night and stealing 10 bottles of liquor...

Funeral homes have liquor?

/Make it a stiff one
 
2019-03-15 01:50:54 AM  
Trump will pardon him.
 
2019-03-15 01:52:38 AM  
lock him up!
 
2019-03-15 02:01:00 AM  
Oh.

Damn, DAMN fine headline.

Bravo.
 
2019-03-15 02:03:56 AM  
Thief + stupid = Maga

Seems correct.
 
2019-03-15 02:04:08 AM  
MAGA is the organized worship of maggots, the spirits of unborn babies. Unborn babies must be preserved at all costs, including the sacrifice of the unborn Mother and Father. When they reach the age of reason (10, 9, 8 ... falling), they may be shot. Being pro-life means never have to say you are sorry you own an arsenel of weapons and ammo that would make Al Qaeda plotz. Life begins at conception, and ends at the first signs of demanding health care or consumables in excesss of slave wages and slave fodder.
 
2019-03-15 02:06:10 AM  
The Chief Worshipper or Pontiff of MAGA is known as a Magus, but due to his supreme art of the deal, is called the NEGUS in order to fool envious spirits, such as socialists, democrats, Democrats, liberals, liberal-democrats, and conventional old time conservatives and Republicans, known as Never-Trumpers because they hate everybody including and especially including the New Republicans.
 
2019-03-15 02:07:58 AM  
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2019-03-15 02:08:02 AM  

brantgoose: MAGA is the organized worship of maggots, the spirits of unborn babies. Unborn babies must be preserved at all costs, including the sacrifice of the unborn Mother and Father. When they reach the age of reason (10, 9, 8 ... falling), they may be shot. Being pro-life means never have to say you are sorry you own an arsenel of weapons and ammo that would make Al Qaeda plotz. Life begins at conception, and ends at the first signs of demanding health care or consumables in excesss of slave wages and slave fodder.


Holy crap, that goes way way beyond "nailed it".
 
2019-03-15 02:09:54 AM  
The Peacock throne, which is the seat of the Mogel Emperors, and the Peacock Angel, a Gnostic Devil-Angel worshipped by Yazidi cultists in Iraq, is as nothing to the Steal Throne upon which the Giant Orange Ego Monster sits.
 
2019-03-15 02:12:14 AM  

Kittypie070: brantgoose: MAGA is the organized worship of maggots, the spirits of unborn babies. Unborn babies must be preserved at all costs, including the sacrifice of the unborn Mother and Father. When they reach the age of reason (10, 9, 8 ... falling), they may be shot. Being pro-life means never have to say you are sorry you own an arsenel of weapons and ammo that would make Al Qaeda plotz. Life begins at conception, and ends at the first signs of demanding health care or consumables in excesss of slave wages and slave fodder.

Holy crap, that goes way way beyond "nailed it".


Thanks for your kind words. Baby, I fear they are going to crucify me.

But not if I cruxify them first!
 
2019-03-15 02:13:27 AM  
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The reseemblence of the God to a television network logo is purely coincidental. Trump serves the 666 Fox, not the cock.
 
2019-03-15 02:14:14 AM  
Tried to break into a cops home and wasn't ventilated???
Really? Checks article
Oh.
 
2019-03-15 02:16:39 AM  

bearded clamorer: Funeral homes have liquor?


Where do you think the term "dead drunk" comes from?
 
2019-03-15 02:17:57 AM  

bearded clamorer: facing additional charges for breaking into a funeral home the same night and stealing 10 bottles of liquor...

Funeral homes have liquor?

/Make it a stiff one


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2019-03-15 02:29:21 AM  

bearded clamorer: facing additional charges for breaking into a funeral home the same night and stealing 10 bottles of liquor...

Funeral homes have liquor?


Yeah, explaining that would have been a much more interesting article.
 
2019-03-15 02:30:53 AM  
I know being in Platoon was stressful, but seriously Mr. Dafoe. You're better than this.
 
2019-03-15 02:43:17 AM  

gopher321: Ladies and Gentlemen...the master race:

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I must have missed where the article said he was a neoNazi and or Trump supporter.
 
2019-03-15 02:45:32 AM  
flower delivery door
/giggity
 
2019-03-15 03:13:48 AM  
"Early the following morning, Maga allegedly tried to break into a Canonsburg police officer's home while the officer was there."

That is hilarious.
 
2019-03-15 04:23:24 AM  
 
2019-03-15 05:03:12 AM  

Sensei Can You See: gopher321: Ladies and Gentlemen...the master race:

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I must have missed where the article said he was a neoNazi and or Trump supporter.


Nah. It's just an early AM red meat thread for people who have Trump/Cons/FoxNews living rent-free in their heads.
 
2019-03-15 06:08:06 AM  
As a coping mechanism when ever I see maga I mentally insert an N between the first a and g. Much more bearable when thinking of oversized swords, pie plate sized eyes and  gratuitous fanservice.
 
2019-03-15 07:58:53 AM  
He allegedly stole wheelchairs, cleaning supplies, tools, a battery charger, a flashlight, insurance and registration documents for three business vehicles and "boxes of odds and ends," according to the criminal complaint.

It sounds like they just arrested MacGyver.
 
2019-03-15 08:01:38 AM  
Now I want a box of odds and ends.
 
2019-03-15 08:17:06 AM  

Speef: Now I want a box of odds and ends.


I have several of those. I just want a box of evens and starts and I'll have the set.
 
2019-03-15 08:29:35 AM  
4 of 5 free articles left?!?

But I REALLY want to check out the Fish Fry map!
 
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2019-03-15 09:05:27 AM  
David WAYNE Maga
 
2019-03-15 09:12:06 AM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Sensei Can You See: gopher321: Ladies and Gentlemen...the master race:

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I must have missed where the article said he was a neoNazi and or Trump supporter.

Nah. It's just an early AM red meat thread for people who have Trump/Cons/FoxNews living rent-free in their heads.


THere, there. Don't worry your pretty little head about such grownup things. The "OMG AOC FLOSSES HER TEETH" thread will be coming shortly to give you something proper to froth over.
 
2019-03-15 09:23:01 AM  

bearded clamorer: facing additional charges for breaking into a funeral home the same night and stealing 10 bottles of liquor...

Funeral homes have liquor?

/Make it a stiff one


No, just beer in case you want to crack open a cold one.
 
2019-03-15 10:15:00 AM  
Looks like Harvey Keitel.
 
2019-03-15 10:24:13 AM  

Gordon Bennett: He allegedly stole wheelchairs, cleaning supplies, tools, a battery charger, a flashlight, insurance and registration documents for three business vehicles and "boxes of odds and ends," according to the criminal complaint.

It sounds like they just arrested MacGyver.


He certainly is an industrious burglar, I'll give him that.
 
2019-03-15 10:30:15 AM  

brantgoose: MAGA is the organized worship of maggots, the spirits of unborn babies. Unborn babies must be preserved at all costs, including the sacrifice of the unborn Mother and Father. When they reach the age of reason (10, 9, 8 ... falling), they may be shot. Being pro-life means never have to say you are sorry you own an arsenel of weapons and ammo that would make Al Qaeda plotz. Life begins at conception, and ends at the first signs of demanding health care or consumables in excesss of slave wages and slave fodder.


Don't be so selfish.
Get a job.
Can you name an 'arsenal of weapons' shooting that doesnt begin with 'Las'?
 
2019-03-15 11:00:36 AM  

Speef: Now I want a box of odds and ends.


I've been cleaning out what was my parents' house and could send you such a box. they kept EVERYTHING.

/no MAGA hats, thankfully
//though it would have given me a reason to start a fire
///pyro
 
2019-03-15 11:37:55 AM  
The part about "David Wayne" ought to be a clue bat, but no ... stuck on stupid is the theme song ....
 
2019-03-15 01:09:02 PM  

Fern Crest: 4 of 5 free articles left?!?

But I REALLY want to check out the Fish Fry map!


Me too, at a website I've never been to in my life, the lying farks.
 
2019-03-15 03:57:19 PM  

bearded clamorer: facing additional charges for breaking into a funeral home the same night and stealing 10 bottles of liquor...

Funeral homes have liquor?

/Make it a stiff one


I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it was for an upcoming wake?

Also, anybody else think he looks a bit like William H. Macy?

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2019-03-15 04:39:58 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: brantgoose: MAGA is the organized worship of maggots, the spirits of unborn babies. Unborn babies must be preserved at all costs, including the sacrifice of the unborn Mother and Father. When they reach the age of reason (10, 9, 8 ... falling), they may be shot. Being pro-life means never have to say you are sorry you own an arsenel of weapons and ammo that would make Al Qaeda plotz. Life begins at conception, and ends at the first signs of demanding health care or consumables in excesss of slave wages and slave fodder.

Don't be so selfish.
Get a job.
Can you name an 'arsenal of weapons' shooting that doesnt begin with 'Las'?


Columbine.
 
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