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(MSNBC)   Beto is running. Roger Stone gets another strongly worded talk to by the judge. Trump's emergency gets rebuked by The Senate. Trump may come & Trump may go, but we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl with your 8pm ET MSNBC thread   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 04:10:20 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:14:15 PM  
Mmmmm, nut thread smell. Or is it wet dog?
 
2019-03-14 04:14:18 PM  
Wow
Early today
 
2019-03-14 04:16:51 PM  
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bookmark!
 
2019-03-14 04:17:53 PM  

ForlornHope: Mmmmm, nut thread smell. Or is it wet dog?


Almonds?
 
2019-03-14 04:22:21 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: ForlornHope: Mmmmm, nut thread smell. Or is it wet dog?

Almonds?


lol. I should preview to prevent autocorrect errors.
 
2019-03-14 04:22:55 PM  
OK, wagers on who "Material Girl" is are open, Julie the obvious favorite

might be wet dog smell tho
 
2019-03-14 04:23:56 PM  
Good day, Maddites.
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2019-03-14 04:28:57 PM  

mofa: Good day, Maddites.
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Good thing dogs have short term memory, otherwise they would never get over how embarrassed they were.
 
2019-03-14 04:29:02 PM  
Hey hey!
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2019-03-14 04:32:50 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:33:36 PM  
Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.
 
2019-03-14 04:36:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.


is today your final day?
 
2019-03-14 04:41:56 PM  
Someone is ensuring that if I get a snack they will know.
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Immediately.
 
2019-03-14 04:42:59 PM  

FatherDale: Someone is ensuring that if I get a snack they will know.
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Immediately.


And is cuteing to insure sharing happens
 
2019-03-14 04:43:53 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:44:19 PM  

FatherDale: Someone is ensuring that if I get a snack they will know.
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Immediately.


Slightly used doggos know how to get fed
 
2019-03-14 04:44:54 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.

is today your final day?


Uh no, tomorrow.
 
2019-03-14 04:46:46 PM  
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Look upon me, mortals, and despair.
 
2019-03-14 04:47:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.

is today your final day?

Uh no, tomorrow.


J...........u........... s........... t........... g........... o........... a........... s........... s........... l........... o........... w........... l........... y........... a........... s........... p........... o........... s........... s........... i........... b........... l........... e
 
2019-03-14 04:48:28 PM  

HedlessChickn: Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.

is today your final day?

Uh no, tomorrow.

J...........u........... s........... t........... g........... o........... a........... s........... s........... l........... o........... w........... l........... y........... a........... s........... p........... o........... s........... s........... i........... b........... l........... e


This
 
2019-03-14 04:50:46 PM  

HedlessChickn: Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Oh man, copy pasting every single marketing campaign has been utterly thrilling today.
This shiat ain't getting finished today, lol fark em.

is today your final day?

Uh no, tomorrow.

J...........u........... s........... t........... g........... o........... a........... s........... s........... l........... o........... w........... l........... y........... a........... s........... p........... o........... s........... s........... i........... b........... l........... e


I have to get this done before I leave, I said I would.
 
2019-03-14 05:13:10 PM  
Whirlyd00m risk for my area to Pornyville
 
2019-03-14 05:16:06 PM  
 
2019-03-14 05:16:11 PM  
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Weather had been nice this week.  I got my tax refund today.  And yep... a Soviet-era spy satellite is de-orbiting and will crash in my general vicinity.  Time to play the Lottery!  Hey Maddies.
 
2019-03-14 05:19:37 PM  

real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x289]
Weather had been nice this week.  I got my tax refund today.  And yep... a Soviet-era spy satellite is de-orbiting and will crash in my general vicinity.  Time to play the Lottery!  Hey Maddies.


Time to play satellite hunter!
 
2019-03-14 05:20:53 PM  

real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x289]
Weather had been nice this week.  I got my tax refund today.  And yep... a Soviet-era spy satellite is de-orbiting and will crash in my general vicinity.  Time to play the Lottery!  Hey Maddies.


Now, I'm not saying I want you to get hit by a satellite.... I'm just saying I could a lot of free drinks telling people I knew a guy who got hit by a satellite.
 
2019-03-14 05:22:52 PM  

Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x289]
Weather had been nice this week.  I got my tax refund today.  And yep... a Soviet-era spy satellite is de-orbiting and will crash in my general vicinity.  Time to play the Lottery!  Hey Maddies.

Time to play satellite hunter!


Dun-da-duna-dun-dun...
 
2019-03-14 05:23:26 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:23:41 PM  
It comes...
 
2019-03-14 05:26:27 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: [img.fark.net image 640x452]


I thought I knew how to read weather maps.
 
2019-03-14 05:26:31 PM  
And a happy little song for all of us.
Spike's Got No More F***s to Give
Youtube D0vorg9BW5w
 
2019-03-14 05:27:53 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: [img.fark.net image 640x452]


"There will be circular lakes in much of the region, with rectal thermometers throughout.
 
2019-03-14 05:28:04 PM  

real_headhoncho: Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x289]
Weather had been nice this week.  I got my tax refund today.  And yep... a Soviet-era spy satellite is de-orbiting and will crash in my general vicinity.  Time to play the Lottery!  Hey Maddies.

Time to play satellite hunter!

Dun-da-duna-dun-dun...


Bring a geiger counter just to be on the safe side.
 
2019-03-14 05:31:24 PM  
Oh, and happy Pi Day!
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2019-03-14 05:37:30 PM  

real_headhoncho: Oh, and happy Pi Day!
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BEST PONY
 
2019-03-14 05:49:39 PM  

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2019-03-14 05:50:42 PM  
Dog likes spinach fritata.
 
2019-03-14 05:53:30 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:55:16 PM  

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Looks like a scene out of Day after tomorrow.
 
2019-03-14 06:01:24 PM  

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so, we've discovered that the hellmouth is just outside Denver then...
 
2019-03-14 06:08:33 PM  

stickmangrit: Sarah Jessica Farker: [img.fark.net image 850x543]

so, we've discovered that the hellmouth is just outside Denver then...


I blame Markoff_Cheney
 
2019-03-14 06:10:48 PM  

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That looks like a southern exposure of a northbound Wookie.
 
2019-03-14 06:11:28 PM  

stickmangrit: Sarah Jessica Farker: [img.fark.net image 850x543]

so, we've discovered that the hellmouth is just outside Denver then...


You laugh, but I'm in Sunnyvale.
 
2019-03-14 06:12:07 PM  

stickmangrit: Sarah Jessica Farker: [img.fark.net image 850x543]

so, we've discovered that the hellmouth is just outside Denver then...


Actually, that would put the Hellmouth in western Kansas.
 
2019-03-14 06:13:07 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: stickmangrit: Sarah Jessica Farker: [img.fark.net image 850x543]

so, we've discovered that the hellmouth is just outside Denver then...

Actually, that would put the Hellmouth in western Kansas.


I KNEW IT!
 
2019-03-14 06:13:56 PM  

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Local weather station reported a 91mph wind gust yesterday. 99% of the remaining Thornless Honey Locust pods from my two 60' trees are now on the ground.
 
2019-03-14 06:20:41 PM  

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That right there is why I refuse to live anyplace where you can see the horizon (that's not on the ocean)
 
2019-03-14 06:29:15 PM  
BLACKOUTS, TORNADO ALERTS AND HAIL! OH MY!
Evnin', gooselips. Yes, I meant you.
 
2019-03-14 06:30:10 PM  

roddikinsathome: BLACKOUTS, TORNADO ALERTS AND HAIL! OH MY!
Evnin', gooselips. Yes, I meant you.


Where you at?
 
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