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2019-03-14 04:05:52 PM  
Good, It's a shiat restaurant franchise anyways.
 
2019-03-14 04:06:51 PM  
And in return they will receive twelve dozen salvos of turtle doves.
 
2019-03-14 04:06:53 PM  
There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.
 
Juc
2019-03-14 04:07:57 PM  
I don't think this will ever be resolved.
 
2019-03-14 04:08:00 PM  

whidbey: There's no way this is ever going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.


FTFY
 
2019-03-14 04:09:43 PM  
Two ineffective rockets. Nobody hurt.

Welp, time to wipe out a few hundred people who had no part in this.  What else can you possibly do?

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2019-03-14 04:10:02 PM  

sboyle1020: whidbey: There's no way this is ever going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

FTFY


lol OK
 
2019-03-14 04:10:25 PM  

jaytkay: Two ineffective rockets. Nobody hurt.

Welp, time to wipe out a few hundred people who had no part in this.  What else can you possibly do?

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It's the thought that counts.
 
2019-03-14 04:10:41 PM  
But can you really blame Liam Neeson for feeling the way he did?
 
2019-03-14 04:10:57 PM  

whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved  as long as humans walk this Earth.

FTFM

 
2019-03-14 04:11:06 PM  

whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.


That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.
 
2019-03-14 04:11:49 PM  
Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
 
2019-03-14 04:12:51 PM  
Way to get PM Naziyahu reelected, Palestinians.
 
2019-03-14 04:14:21 PM  
Did the rockets contain phosphorus?
 
2019-03-14 04:14:32 PM  
Link broken, I'm downvoting.
 
2019-03-14 04:15:29 PM  

Juc: I don't think this will ever be resolved.


It's a war both sides are afraid to end.
 
2019-03-14 04:15:59 PM  
is this Mossad firing rockets into uninhabited areas to gather sympathy for the israelis, because as long as "arabs" have been shooting rockets into that area, you would think their aim would improve.....
 
2019-03-14 04:16:42 PM  

jaytkay: Two ineffective rockets. Nobody hurt.


Some guy drove by and shot a bunch of bullets at my wife and kids.. .but missed. Nobody hurt. What's the problem?
 
2019-03-14 04:16:58 PM  
How convenient for Bibi.
 
2019-03-14 04:17:10 PM  
Someone needs to after-effects some explosions into this commercial.

Tel Aviv & Jerusalem | 2 Sunny Cities - 1 Break!
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2019-03-14 04:18:00 PM  

you need help: whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.


...and, unfortunately, aren't above helping to speed up the process by apartheid, destruction of infrastructure, denial of ports, weapons of area destruction, and good ol' fashioned genocide.
 
2019-03-14 04:18:46 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Someone needs to after-effects some explosions into this commercial.

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HAHA!  Every time I see that commercial I laugh to myself and think, "who the hell would go there?".
 
2019-03-14 04:18:55 PM  
So if they have a movie about Zionism, I think Oscar Isaacs gets the founder's role.

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2019-03-14 04:19:50 PM  
How convenient, just before the election and all.
 
2019-03-14 04:21:05 PM  

you need help: whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.


The Germans want Danzig back too, but I don't think they're getting it any time soon.
 
2019-03-14 04:22:17 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: Some guy drove by and shot a bunch of bullets at my wife and kids.. .but missed. Nobody hurt. What's the problem?


Did you wipe out some buildings on his property the last time this happened?  Do you currently reside on land the guy used to own but was forced out?
 
2019-03-14 04:22:56 PM  
Those Palestinians are a peaceful lot, huh?
 
2019-03-14 04:23:25 PM  
These are the Mark VI Olive Branches with multiple fragmentation warheads, inertial guidance, and low radar visibility.
 
2019-03-14 04:24:07 PM  

whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

 
2019-03-14 04:24:36 PM  

Cataholic: you need help: whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.

The Germans want Danzig back too, but I don't think they're getting it any time soon.


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2019-03-14 04:24:45 PM  

abhorrent1: Those Palestinians are a peaceful lot, huh?


About as peaceful as the Native Americans and First Nation peoples that had to deal with weirdos showing up and kicking them off their land.  And it's damn hard to find fault with the Palestinians' and First Nations' lack of willingness to just roll over and let people steal their land.
 
2019-03-14 04:24:46 PM  

jaytkay: Two ineffective rockets. Nobody hurt.

Welp, time to wipe out a few hundred people who had no part in this.  What else can you possibly do?

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How else are you supposed to ensure that the next generation of people with dead family members have a reason to throw stones at your tanks? Pretty much straight out of the US 'forever war' playbook. I mean those homes aren't going to bulldoze themselves.
 
2019-03-14 04:25:05 PM  

whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.


There can't be a two party state, Israel took over any place they would put it

There can only be one country, just without apartheid
 
2019-03-14 04:25:38 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: albuquerquehalsey: Some guy drove by and shot a bunch of bullets at my wife and kids.. .but missed. Nobody hurt. What's the problem?

Did you wipe out some buildings on his property the last time this happened?  Do you currently reside on land the guy used to own but was forced out?


In America? No.
No one else ever owned any land here.
 
2019-03-14 04:25:42 PM  
That's quite the trolltastic headline, subby.
 
2019-03-14 04:26:52 PM  
According to the Israeli military, the Iron Dome missile defense system was activated but no interceptions took place.

Money well spent.
 
2019-03-14 04:27:52 PM  

you need help: whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.


The two-party state is what Palestine wants. They're not "playing nice" because Israel clearly has no plans to cede any power.
 
2019-03-14 04:28:09 PM  
There were violent demonstrations in Gaza earlier this evening, where Palestinians protested against Hamas and Hamas responded by firing at their own people and beating the crap out of them. I wonder if someone is trying to divert attention from something.
Hey, at least I got t meet the new neighbors tonight when we went down to the bomb shelter.
 
2019-03-14 04:28:52 PM  

you need help: whidbey: There's no way this is going to be resolved until the US steps up and supports a two-party state. And fark Drumpf to be counted on doing that.

That isn't enough. The Palestinians want their land back and will have little reason to play nice until that anger subsides. Israel is just holding out until a day comes when all generations of people who had a right to the land are gone from the Earth.


Yea. In retrospect Palestine should have taken whatever Israel had on the table 30 years ago. Instead they held out in the (totally understandable) hope that something would improve their fortunes. Instead their neighbors have mostly used them as political pawns without providing much actual aid and every year Israel gets stronger while Palestine gets weaker and poorer. Palestine now has less bargaining power than ever before and the Iron Dome system reduces their greatest threat to a minor annoyance. I'm not condoning it in any way but from a purely realist perspective, Israel today has little incentive to return to the bargaining table, let alone embrace a two state solution. Israel has very little to lose by not negotiating.
 
2019-03-14 04:28:56 PM  
Nothing suspicious about this at all. Especially not with that election coming up and all that fear mongering about how Netanbaby is the only one who can keep Israeli's safe. Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2019-03-14 04:30:12 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: jaytkay: Two ineffective rockets. Nobody hurt.

Some guy drove by and shot a bunch of bullets at my wife and kids.. .but missed. Nobody hurt. What's the problem?


Way to truncate my words, weasel.
 
2019-03-14 04:30:47 PM  
Hang on. So last time this happened, it was a false alarm, we have no proof rockets were even launched beyond some people claiming they witnessed something that didn't happen, it's right before election season...and we're supposed to believe the current Israeli government that rockets were even fired in the first place? Why? They have every reason to lie, and they've proven they don't give a rat's ass about morality. I know almost nothing about this fight, but Israel's behavior has been so atrocious I trust it about as much as Hamas at this point, and Hamas is a legit terrorist organization afaik.

/which is not saying good things about the 'moral actors' in the Middle East
 
2019-03-14 04:33:15 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:34:23 PM  

Someothermonkey: Nothing suspicious about this at all. Especially not with that election coming up and all that fear mongering about how Netanbaby is the only one who can keep Israeli's safe. Move along, nothing to see here


This is a great example for someone who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. This will only damage Netanyahu as he will basically do nothing besides the usual bombing of empty Hamas military targets and his political opponents will use this against him. There were violent demonstrations of Palestinians against Hamas earlier, a very rare event. This is their attempt to divert attention from what they did tonight to their own people.
 
2019-03-14 04:35:39 PM  

Someothermonkey: Nothing suspicious about this at all. Especially not with that election coming up and all that fear mongering about how Netanbaby is the only one who can keep Israeli's safe. Move along, nothing to see here.


PsiChick: Hang on. So last time this happened, it was a false alarm, we have no proof rockets were even launched beyond some people claiming they witnessed something that didn't happen, it's right before election season...and we're supposed to believe the current Israeli government that rockets were even fired in the first place? Why? They have every reason to lie, and they've proven they don't give a rat's ass about morality. I know almost nothing about this fight, but Israel's behavior has been so atrocious I trust it about as much as Hamas at this point, and Hamas is a legit terrorist organization afaik.

/which is not saying good things about the 'moral actors' in the Middle East


So it was either a false flag or made up?  Good thing fark doesn't have Youtube like policies regarding conspiracy theories...
 
2019-03-14 04:36:16 PM  

JDAT: Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.


More like trying to bite through the jackboot that's on your neck.
 
2019-03-14 04:37:48 PM  

pedrop357: So it was either a false flag or made up?


It must be some very powerful made up thing as we heard the explosion from the bomb shelter in Tel-Aviv and Islamic Jihad already posted a claim it wasn't them. It was probably Hamas.
 
2019-03-14 04:38:46 PM  
As expected, the usual antisemitic morons show up to scream Jewish conspiracy.
 
2019-03-14 04:39:10 PM  
 
2019-03-14 04:40:43 PM  

Tumbleweed_TX: is this Mossad firing rockets into uninhabited areas to gather sympathy for the israelis, because as long as "arabs" have been shooting rockets into that area, you would think their aim would improve.....


Most of these rockets are just tubes with fins welded on, so the strategy is to launch as many as you can make in the general direction of Israel and hope one of them hits something. It seems way easier to find explosives lying around the Middle East then to get the technology to make it explode somewhere specific.

Meanwhile in the West you can build a full on guided missile in your garage out of thrift store parts, but the hard part is finding the boom juice.

/Now there's a bunch of guys in suits checking out my garage...
 
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