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(Decider)   Joy Behar explains her sex routine: "Totally empty stomach, martini in the afternoon, at a hotel" ... presumably with Colonel Mustard   (decider.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 04:07:23 PM  
With the candlestick.
 
2019-03-14 04:25:56 PM  
... in the  butt
 
2019-03-14 04:28:20 PM  
Vomit. Vomit everywhere.
 
2019-03-14 04:30:54 PM  
Joy Behar sex empties my stomach, too.  And I watched '2 girls, 1 cup'.
 
2019-03-14 04:32:23 PM  
Well, that's one way to totally empty *my* stomach.
 
2019-03-14 04:32:35 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:32:51 PM  
great, now I'll never have sex again.
 
2019-03-14 04:33:46 PM  

Richard Hertz: ... in the  butt


That requires an empty colon, not stomach.
 
2019-03-14 04:45:33 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:47:50 PM  
but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.
 
2019-03-14 04:48:06 PM  
Yeah, I would fark rosie before her and I'd need a lot of liquor to fark rosie
 
2019-03-14 04:49:39 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.


Maybe shes as disgusted as the rest of us are by hearing about their exploits.
 
2019-03-14 04:51:52 PM  
A totally empty stomach so she has room after she devours her mate's head
 
2019-03-14 04:52:33 PM  
If you're doing it right, she may have an empty stomach beforehand, but she won't have an empty stomach afterward.
 
2019-03-14 04:56:04 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Richard Hertz: ... in the  butt

That requires an empty colon, not stomach.


'requires' is such a strong word.
 
2019-03-14 04:59:53 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.


I'm not a prude in the least, but I don't want to hear about Joy Behar's dried up, crusty old cocksocket either...
 
2019-03-14 05:01:49 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:04:42 PM  
Not a fan of Behar. Saw her interview Donny and Marie once and she was so GD rude to them I lol'd when they responded sharply to her. She was questioning them about Mormonism. Now I'm no lover of organized religion but for fark's sake, Joy. Lay off
 
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2019-03-14 05:06:38 PM  

CocoNutz: Not a fan of Behar. Saw her interview Donny and Marie once and she was so GD rude to them I lol'd when they responded sharply to her. She was questioning them about Mormonism. Now I'm no lover of organized religion but for fark's sake, Joy. Lay off


But hey, she's a cheap date that will put out after a single drink. That covers a lot of bad behavior.
 
2019-03-14 05:09:03 PM  
Is there anyone on Fark who watches this show with any regularity?
 
2019-03-14 05:10:35 PM  
Ready when you are Joy
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2019-03-14 05:12:37 PM  

Heamer: Is there anyone on Fark who watches this show with any regularity?


Only when I'm constipated, because it scares the shiat outta me
 
2019-03-14 05:13:51 PM  
don't believe her. she is motel six in quality. do motel 6's have bars that serve martinis?
 
2019-03-14 05:16:22 PM  

starlost: don't believe her. she is motel six in quality. do motel 6's have bars that serve martinis?


Tom Bodett turns the lights off for Joy Behar.
 
2019-03-14 05:16:51 PM  
Don't know if I could get that drunk ..
 
2019-03-14 05:34:39 PM  
Megan McCain's husband still thinks that one of her fat rolls is her cooch.
 
2019-03-14 05:38:10 PM  
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"Bonjour, hommes, what's going on in this thread?"
 
2019-03-14 05:44:52 PM  

starlost: don't believe her. she is motel six in quality. do motel 6's have bars that serve martinis?


It's BYOM. With a bit of BDSM thrown into it.
 
2019-03-14 05:49:54 PM  
Colonel Mustard?!?!?!? She can do a lot better.
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2019-03-14 05:50:55 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Richard Hertz: ... in the  butt

That requires an empty colon, not stomach.


Maybe that's where the martini goes?
 
2019-03-14 05:51:12 PM  
sorry Joy I am gonna need about a dozen more martinis...
 
2019-03-14 06:13:04 PM  
well, I'm off my feed. Maybe forever.
 
2019-03-14 06:16:31 PM  
She has a martini and her partner has 15
 
2019-03-14 06:37:56 PM  
Glad my stomach was empty when I read that.
 
2019-03-14 06:39:33 PM  
Man, did her folks ever miss the mark when they gave her that first name.
 
2019-03-14 06:49:37 PM  
What in Satan's sphincter is all this then?

There are several words in that headline that should never, ever be put together in one sentence...

or in several sentences...

or in the same paragraph...

or in the same article...

or in the same language.

Not enough gin on the planet...
 
2019-03-14 06:52:52 PM  

steamingpile: LowbrowDeluxe: but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.

Maybe shes as disgusted as the rest of us are by hearing about their exploits.


I dont watch the show, but I dont have any issues with them discussing sex.  Only prudes and children pretend people dont have sex, or dont think it could be an interesting topic for discussion among friends.

I wonder if Meghan knows that her parents had sex even after she was born.

Not my speed, but this deserves a "Giggity" tag for someone.
 
2019-03-14 07:13:54 PM  

Heamer: Is there anyone on Fark who watches this show with any regularity?


Stevie Griffin, but only when he's unable to reach the remote.

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2019-03-14 07:15:16 PM  
My sex routine:

1) Wake up

/May be a guy
 
2019-03-14 07:25:54 PM  
McCain is such a prude. I can't see her any imagination at all.
 
2019-03-14 07:47:25 PM  
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2019-03-14 08:03:25 PM  
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2019-03-14 08:21:04 PM  

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Is that her?
 
2019-03-14 08:37:29 PM  

Bslim: ElvisPrim: [img.fark.net image 495x439]
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Is that her?


It's either her or a 'beautiful African woman'
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2019-03-14 08:50:09 PM  
No one wants to know this subby. Stop it .
 
2019-03-14 09:16:48 PM  
I would do her easily. The real challenge would be to not masturbate a month before in preparation .
 
2019-03-14 09:17:23 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.


Joy needs to keep an empty stomach so the liquor hits her fast and hard and doesn't like to do it in her home. Does that sound like she "enjoys sex"?
 
2019-03-14 09:28:05 PM  
Joy is 76 years old. Holy moly. She's pretty good looking for 76 years old.
 
2019-03-14 09:28:34 PM  
I get the feeling Megan McCain may be a naughty girl
 
2019-03-14 09:29:09 PM  

thurstonxhowell: LowbrowDeluxe: but her co-host Meghan McCain wasn't into it. As Behar and her co-hosts discussed their sex lives, McCain looked on in shock, and she later tried to throw the conversation to a producer, saying, "If I have to sit through this, so do you."

There aren't enough martinis on an empty enough stomach for me to pretend to be surprised that Meg is aghast that other women enjoy sex or willingly engage in it.  I assume she owns a sheet with a hole in it named 'God's Pregnancy Helper'.

Joy needs to keep an empty stomach so the liquor hits her fast and hard and doesn't like to do it in her home. Does that sound like she "enjoys sex"?


I think the "doesn't like to do it in her home" is because she's messy, so it sounds like she enjoys it quite a bit.
 
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