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2019-03-14 03:49:03 PM  
Conveniently missing the part of how he came to grab hold of the phone.
 
2019-03-14 04:01:54 PM  

sephjnr: Conveniently missing the part of how he came to grab hold of the phone.


It's right there in the first paragraph.
 
2019-03-14 04:14:05 PM  
So his charity, "Punch Cancer" really works?
 
2019-03-14 04:22:01 PM  
'Roid rage?
 
2019-03-14 04:33:24 PM  
I do believe this person to have some sort of personality disorder and/or drug problem.
 
2019-03-14 04:58:42 PM  
Obviously, the guy with the phone was after his lucky charms.
 
2019-03-14 05:20:33 PM  
So is chav the appropriate pejorative to describe him, or is that specific to Brits?
 
2019-03-14 05:50:51 PM  
Why would you aggravate a professional fighter? unless he's just an asshole
 
2019-03-14 05:54:04 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:54:46 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: I do believe this person to have some sort of personality disorder and/or drug problem.



He's the real life version of Notre Dame's mascot.
 
2019-03-14 05:56:52 PM  

Craw Fu: So is chav the appropriate pejorative to describe him, or is that specific to Brits?



I would call him an angry little Mick.
 
2019-03-14 07:17:22 PM  
Goddamn. Conor is going to get his visa revoked for committing a felony. Tony Ferguson probably has paranoid schizophrenia and will be institutionalized soon. What a hell of a week for the lightweight division.
 
2019-03-14 07:26:39 PM  
Zero-time UFC title defender is a solid burn
 
2019-03-14 07:39:09 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: I do believe this person to have some sort of personality disorder and/or drug problem.


Probably, and add on top of that he's in a league that's as much like pro wrestling as an unscripted sporting event can be, run by a grade-A asshole who thrives on creating drama.

I mean, professional sports in general is not the best place for someone with narcissistic tendencies to be, but I would think the UFC is particularly bad for that.
 
2019-03-14 09:08:36 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: I do believe this person to have some sort of personality disorder and/or drug problem.


So, Irish?
 
2019-03-14 09:10:07 PM  

jake_lex: Probably, and add on top of that he's in a league that's as much like pro wrestling as an unscripted sporting event can be, run by a grade-A asshole who thrives on creating drama.


At some point somebody is going to take the UFC away from Dana White. There's too much money in play to let it be run this badly.

The sad part is that will probably involve paying White a mountain of fark-off money
 
2019-03-14 10:07:03 PM  
He's a douche
 
2019-03-14 11:07:55 PM  
It's amazing- he won his fight with the phone, and that one wasn't as scripted as a WWE bout.

Unlike, y'know, UFC, which is... y'know...

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2019-03-15 02:33:56 AM  

Gonz: It's amazing- he won his fight with the phone, and that one wasn't as scripted as a WWE bout.

Unlike, y'know, UFC, which is... y'know...

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...a derrick?
 
2019-03-15 03:03:12 AM  

LucklessWonder: Zero-time UFC title defender is a solid burn


This.  I lol'ed. They didn't even bury it mid article.  Just opened up by right up with it
 
2019-03-15 09:03:39 AM  

czetie: jake_lex: Probably, and add on top of that he's in a league that's as much like pro wrestling as an unscripted sporting event can be, run by a grade-A asshole who thrives on creating drama.

At some point somebody is going to take the UFC away from Dana White. There's too much money in play to let it be run this badly.

The sad part is that will probably involve paying White a mountain of fark-off money


Welcome to fark, your a bit late to attend the orgy, but don't worry, you made it just in time to help clean up.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/16​9​70360/ufc-sold-unprecedented-4-billion​-dana-white-confirms
 
6 days ago  
Happened upon this CNET article from October. Lulz.
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