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(Splinter News)   On this episode of Celebrity Jeopardy, Brian Kilmeade attempts to name a pie. Any name for a pie is a correct answer as long as it is not a cake   (splinternews.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 02:26:07 PM  
Cream. Has to be one of his favorites.

On an off day, Vinegar is a fair choice.
 
2019-03-14 02:29:47 PM  
How about your mother's pie, Trebek?
 
2019-03-14 03:37:07 PM  
My first thought was Blueberry, with a string of pearls made of denture material baked in
 
2019-03-14 03:41:45 PM  
Boston creme pie?

*clicks link*

Drakes cakes?

He is a moron, isn't he.
 
2019-03-14 03:44:14 PM  
It is somewhat impressive to be known as the dumbest person on Fox News.
 
2019-03-14 03:48:20 PM  
John Cooper Clarke - Pies (live)
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2019-03-14 03:48:49 PM  
Man, you would think it would be hard to distinguish yourself as the biggest idiot of those three, but every day Kilmeade makes it look easy.
 
2019-03-14 03:50:57 PM  
in a related story, I introduced my 13 yr old son to SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.  He still can't believe that Japan US Relations was done on tv
 
2019-03-14 03:52:11 PM  
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2019-03-14 03:54:56 PM  

PlaidJaguar: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1Vc4JJ8C​4N0]


Sweet Smoking Jesus, a John Cooper Clarke post kind of blindsides me. Happy with it though all thumbs up
 
2019-03-14 03:55:50 PM  
"Those two pies, they come in a little slot"
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2019-03-14 04:05:37 PM  

JerseyTim: How about your mother's pie, Trebek?


Fine insult a mortally ill man
do it
 
2019-03-14 04:11:46 PM  
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It's Pi Day, Pi Day
Git-in down on Pi Day
 
2019-03-14 04:16:40 PM  
I don't need to click the link.
His favorite is Vinegar & Water.
 
2019-03-14 04:17:12 PM  

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My granddad had a hired man in his orchard in the 1920s who was looking to get married and one of his requirements was that any prospective wife  bake two pies a day for them.

/ was a large man
// still could work them off during the day
/// fruit pies ftw
 
2019-03-14 04:17:57 PM  

NakedReporta: Man, you would think it would be hard to distinguish yourself as the biggest idiot of those three, but every day Kilmeade makes it look easy.


They're all so relentlessly, aggressively, stupid...but yeah.
 
2019-03-14 04:41:32 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:09:43 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:19:32 PM  
I always thought Doocy was the stupid one.  Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was all of them.
 
2019-03-14 05:22:38 PM  
Not only do I not know what a Drake Cake* is, I'm having trouble visualizing what 'pie in a slot' is....

*I assume they're not talking about Drake's ass
 
2019-03-14 05:39:03 PM  
This is only the start
Youtube PE9XeAkQowA
 
2019-03-14 05:50:32 PM  

usahole: Not only do I not know what a Drake Cake* is, I'm having trouble visualizing what 'pie in a slot' is....

*I assume they're not talking about Drake's ass


Hostess competitors. They make:
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Among may others.
 
2019-03-14 06:43:04 PM  
Li'lmeade has actually WRITTEN books.  Scary stuff.  In some kind of irony, it's the right thing to do to be skeptical of people who read books -  until you at least know what they read.  Remember the Fox rule - you're more informed if you avoid their "content"
 
2019-03-14 07:09:14 PM  
I swear I think Sonic based the two idiots in their drive-in commercials on Kilmeade and Doocy.  Except the Sonic guys aren't quite stupid enough.
 
2019-03-14 07:48:50 PM  
Anybody have a NON TWIT video? I can't play twit videos (don't know why though).
 
2019-03-14 07:59:09 PM  
Guys! Don't be mean to Brian Kilmeade.   You're not supposed to make fun of special needs people.
 
2019-03-14 08:07:17 PM  
I learned early in intro yo baking and pastry in culinary school that pies aren't worth either the time or effort...

/My grandmother was a grand master of pies, I didn't inherit that from her.
//I did inherit her love of and skill for bakibg bread.
///Dlashedy slashedy slash.
 
2019-03-14 08:42:55 PM  
I wish I was that stupid, with his income. Talk about bliss.

I wonder if he spends ALL of it on ice cream and bumper cars?
 
2019-03-14 08:54:05 PM  
He didn't say apple pie?

Why do you hate America, Brian?
 
2019-03-14 09:00:13 PM  

bratface: Anybody have a NON TWIT video? I can't play twit videos (don't know why though).


Sorry, Fox News is nothing but Twits on video.
 
2019-03-14 09:05:31 PM  
Best pie is rhubarb. FITE ME!
 
2019-03-14 09:14:42 PM  
I love how many pedantic assholes in the twitter comments were biatching that they were talking about pie and not pi.

Eat a piece of pie, and if you are so adamant about celebrating π , why not use it to calculate the volume of the slice you just ate and let the rest of us enjoy our desserts in peace.
 
2019-03-14 09:31:32 PM  

captjc: I love how many pedantic assholes in the twitter comments were biatching that they were talking about pie and not pi.

Eat a piece of pie, and if you are so adamant about celebrating π , why not use it to calculate the volume of the slice you just ate and let the rest of us enjoy our desserts in peace.


Seriously.  Nobody farking celebrates Pi Day because of Pi, they celebrate Pi Day because its a stupid excuse to eat pie.
 
2019-03-14 09:44:59 PM  

SBinRR: I swear I think Sonic based the two idiots in their drive-in commercials on Kilmeade and Doocy.  Except the Sonic guys aren't quite stupid enough.


Had to tone it down so that it was somewhat believable.
 
2019-03-14 09:48:04 PM  

captjc: I love how many pedantic assholes in the twitter comments were biatching that they were talking about pie and not pi.

Eat a piece of pie, and if you are so adamant about celebrating π , why not use it to calculate the volume of the slice you just ate and let the rest of us enjoy our desserts in peace.


Why do that when you can use your pie to calculate Pi?

Calculating pi with a pendulum
Youtube qYAdXm69l8g
 
2019-03-14 10:01:16 PM  
Hair?
 
2019-03-14 10:04:36 PM  

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God, I miss these skits...
 
2019-03-14 10:34:24 PM  
I guess it's good for him that people know his name and he isn't just "That one that isn't Steve Doocy" anymore. But, bad that people can now associate his ineptitude with a name.
 
2019-03-14 10:52:30 PM  
A fan of pie
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2019-03-15 01:50:24 AM  
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Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed...
 
2019-03-15 06:10:42 AM  

JerseyTim: How about your mother's pie, Trebek?


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