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863 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 14 Mar 2019 at 5:20 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-14 04:03:40 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:41:13 PM  
Duh.

The joke exists for a reason, you nattering ninnies...
 
2019-03-14 04:42:25 PM  
Someone had to write an article and show the math to something every body that even has a slight knowledge of ST already knew. And knew it for 50 years. Good job.
 
2019-03-14 05:26:37 PM  
Rage Against the Federation
Youtube HoRPDJzQ-Po
 
2019-03-14 05:27:43 PM  
They bought their red tunics...
 
2019-03-14 05:28:34 PM  
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2019-03-14 05:43:25 PM  
FTA: "Starfleet uniforms in Star Trek come in red, blue, yellow and green - the primary colours, as well as black"

Four primary colours. British systems are weird.
 
2019-03-14 05:54:29 PM  
RIP to Redshirt Olson. All he wanted to do was kick some Romulan arse.

Star Trek Olson's gone, Sir!
Youtube eY4fJToqGbE
 
2019-03-14 05:55:19 PM  

coldcuts: FTA: "Starfleet uniforms in Star Trek come in red, blue, yellow and green - the primary colours, as well as black"

Four primary colours. British systems are weird.


They don't get much sunlight. I think they're just guessing.
 
2019-03-14 06:00:30 PM  

coldcuts: FTA: "Starfleet uniforms in Star Trek come in red, blue, yellow and green - the primary colours, as well as black"

Four primary colours. British systems are weird.


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2019-03-14 06:09:33 PM  
The delta rays?
 
2019-03-14 06:13:44 PM  
That's why there's Redshirt the game.

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It's a mix of non-infringing Star Trek like The Orville built around social media. The ship's Facebook*. It's OK. I could never get into it for long as the energy for each day runs out too quickly but I might give it another go soon.

*Spacebook, apparently.
What's in Spock's scanner Part 1
Youtube 8I0SJ9HuB5k
 
2019-03-14 06:16:40 PM  
Galaxy Quest (5/9) Movie CLIP - I'm Gonna Die! (1999) HD
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2019-03-14 06:17:18 PM  
Paging to the thread...

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2019-03-14 06:31:52 PM  
What even happened to that FX adaptation of Redshirts into a mini-series that was supposed to happen a few years ago?  Seems like that project went completely silent.
 
2019-03-14 06:39:08 PM  
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2019-03-14 07:05:03 PM  
Every Single Redshirt Death in Star Trek: TOS
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2019-03-14 11:06:33 PM  

Myk-House of El: [Warp 11 / Rage Against The Federation https://www.youtube.com/embed/HoRPDJzQ​-Po]


Starfleet Signs My Check
Youtube DrC2tWfuy0I


And now that it's through,
I'll keep doin' what I do,
On a 5-year trek,
'Cos Starfleet signs my check.
 
2019-03-14 11:09:22 PM  

169th Cousin: [every-redshirt-death https://www.youtube.com/embed/9iFyc0dP​qig]


Can you hear the tollin' bell?
Redshirts comin' back from hell,
You're the meal and the Captain is dessert!

Zombie Redshirts
Youtube eqKrpQJXsFE


No escape, you cannot be saved,
Redshirts from beyond the grave,
Don't bother to sound a red alert,
Zombie Redshirts!
 
6 days ago  
Dr. McCoy - He's dead Jim
Youtube MH7KYmGnj40
 
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