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(NYPost)   New survey says early risers have more active sex lives, as opposed to those who can't rise at all   (nypost.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 01:55:58 PM  
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Early to bed, early to plow.
Makes a man, a haw-how-how-how.
(Dear reader: This is the point that Ye Olde Almanack turns into a John Lee Hooker Songe)
 
2019-03-14 03:40:27 PM  
I have all of the characteristics of an early bird...

/Night owl
//1am bedtime is early for me
 
2019-03-14 03:40:52 PM  
What about early ej... never mind.
 
2019-03-14 03:42:13 PM  
I'm a night owl.
Usually wake up early with morning wood.
Which means, I really have to pee.
 
2019-03-14 03:43:27 PM  
Especially if her husband works 3rd shift.
 
2019-03-14 03:43:44 PM  
I have little energy and zero confidence, hate to cook, and don't believe in love at first sight. if I had my way the world would run from 2:00 pm-7:00 am. so that's why my sex life is nonexistent, and not because I'm entirely undesirable physically and emotionally? huh. well I'll be farked. ...or, er, not.
 
2019-03-14 03:46:52 PM  
Of course they do.

Bastids!

I hate early risers.

Pestering your spouses and SOs for sex first thing in the morning! Shame!

If you smile before breakfast you will die horribly in a fire before noon. I may be misremembering that old saw, but it needs new teeth any way.
 
2019-03-14 03:48:32 PM  

flucto: What about early ej... never mind.


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2019-03-14 03:52:59 PM  
Learned that when our children were small. We'd go to bed right after them, wake up earlier, and have some sexy times (at least on days I was working from home, otherwise I was on NJ Transit)..
 
2019-03-14 03:53:46 PM  

ChipNASA: flucto: What about early ej... never mind.

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2019-03-14 03:54:00 PM  
I get up early, the missus late. She complains I go to bed too early at 2230.

Maybe TFA means early rising couples.
 
2019-03-14 03:56:06 PM  
Well done subby.  Feel like I shouldn't even read TFA.  I'm sure it will be a letdown compared to your headline.
 
2019-03-14 04:15:21 PM  

edmo: I get up early, the missus late. She complains I go to bed too early at 2230.

Maybe TFA means early rising couples.


We are the opposite but in the same boat.    I don't complain about it but by the time the kids are asleep she is passing out and I don't feel like waking up at 6AM to scrog but it is the only way it happens for me these days.

I like to cook and hike and be around other people. I think being an IT professional has made me more of  night owl than I would be naturally.
 
2019-03-14 05:12:01 PM  
a kickstand keeps me in the bed in the morning...
 
2019-03-14 05:16:53 PM  
I'm an early riser, the BF likes to sleep in late.  Suits me, I can have sex and be back home in time to make him lunch.
 
2019-03-14 05:22:27 PM  
I guess I'm the exception that proves the rule.
 
2019-03-14 05:26:16 PM  

edmo: I get up early, the missus late. She complains I go to bed too early at 2230.

Maybe TFA means early rising couples.


I'm inclined to agree.  I'm in bed 9 pm - 5 am (or maybe 2 am on a bad night, I get about 4 hrs of sleep).  My wife, it's 11-7 weekdays and 11 pm-noon on weekends.  Other than my being married, nothing on either list is accurate.
 
2019-03-14 05:33:21 PM  
Pffffffft I am an early riser and my roommate would sleep all day if she could. Some days I would have to throw stuff at her until she woke up and if that didn't work I would send in the big guns, her cat. He would howl and walk all over her until she got up and cursed us both. But she does get laid more than me but that probably has more to me being part hermit.
 
2019-03-14 05:50:23 PM  
I wake up early and have lots of sexy time. The fact I'm alone shouldn't really factor in to it
 
2019-03-14 05:58:32 PM  
Morning sex is awesome. I miss it.

/Early riser
//Mix of TFA's "traits"
///Sex part is applicable though
 
2019-03-14 06:02:03 PM  
My ex was a "Night Owl" me I'm am "Early bird" sex in the morning never worked as well as whenever sex.
Both of us are disabled...so when the pain goes then the 's** comes.
Kinky!!!
 
2019-03-14 06:19:54 PM  
As if I needed more reasons to hate early birds, those are the bastards that enjoy things like exercise and going to the gym also.

However I am happy to know there are other people out there who would write down sleeping in their list of hobbies.
 
2019-03-14 06:29:04 PM  

Nidiot: As if I needed more reasons to hate early birds, those are the bastards that enjoy things like exercise and going to the gym also.

However I am happy to know there are other people out there who would write down sleeping in their list of hobbies.


Trust me I WISH I could sleep in. If Im out all night having fun, up at 630. pretty much no matter what up at 630AM everyday including weekends.

Its a blessing and a curse.
 
2019-03-14 07:16:34 PM  
Sometimes I'm a morning person...It depends who I wake up with.
 
2019-03-14 07:31:00 PM  
Fu*king everyone else's day by forcing them to wake up too early doesn't count as sex.
 
2019-03-14 07:35:24 PM  
Because after you've had sex, there's a lot of incentive to get out of bed.
 
2019-03-14 08:00:30 PM  
Morning, evening, whatever. Hell, I'm happy just to be there.
Assuming there's someone with me at the time, I should add.
 
2019-03-15 08:48:39 AM  
Sleeping in or sex?  Tough call.I think I would take the sex, then go back to sleep.
 
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