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2019-03-14 02:42:28 PM  
The only response that mattered...
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2019-03-14 04:08:18 PM  
There's an ikea down south a bit.
 
2019-03-14 05:17:41 PM  
AOL? Is it 1995 already?
 
2019-03-14 05:45:45 PM  
She could just ask the Department of Interior.
 
2019-03-14 06:37:11 PM  
Well she don't need bookshelves
 
2019-03-14 06:38:06 PM  
Top 5 things:

1. Good bed, sturdy frame
2. Comfortable place to sit
3. Dining table for two. You can keep a folding table in the closet.
4. Vietnamese fark basket with trapeze accessory
5. A nice Davenport
 
2019-03-14 06:38:14 PM  
She can wake up the HUD secretary and ask him.
 
2019-03-14 06:38:48 PM  
Makes sense to me, subby.
Sean Hannity's head is bound to come pretty empty and unfurnished.
 
2019-03-14 06:38:59 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Well she don't need bookshelves


E-readers have been a thing for awhile grandpa.
 
2019-03-14 06:40:53 PM  
mattress
good pillow
stereo
bong
coffee table
 
2019-03-14 06:41:34 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: The only response that mattered...
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2019-03-14 06:42:14 PM  
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Or Idi Amin style, whatever works for you, AOC.
 
2019-03-14 06:42:17 PM  
"Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.
 
2019-03-14 06:43:22 PM  
I like the minimalist approach and the place comes w/ kitchen cabinets, likely bathroom cabinet and bedroom closet for storage, so a bed, a low dining table you sit on the floor to eat at, a good size flat screen (47" min.) mounted on the wall for watching Fox "News", and a sweet comfy couch long enough to sleep someone 6'3".
 
2019-03-14 06:43:33 PM  
Bad idea.  The last thing you want is someone else's style in your home.
 
2019-03-14 06:44:51 PM  

Epic Fap Session: A nice Davenport


Maybe she'd prefer a chesterfield instead.
 
2019-03-14 06:48:16 PM  

Boo_Guy: Epic Fap Session: A nice Davenport

Maybe she'd prefer a chesterfield instead.


Or an ottoman.
 
2019-03-14 06:50:46 PM  
ottoman.
Have to have an ottoman.
Somewhere to put feet is important.
 
2019-03-14 06:51:10 PM  
Yeah but that place is already filled with replicas of Obama's wang.
 
2019-03-14 06:51:27 PM  
Slatted chairs for lobbyists.
 
2019-03-14 06:51:33 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Well she don't need bookshelves


Well you sure is erudite
 
2019-03-14 06:52:25 PM  

freidog: ottoman.
Have to have an ottoman.
Somewhere to put feet is important.


My place came with floors so I'm all set.
 
2019-03-14 06:53:12 PM  

culebra: Yeah but that place is already filled with replicas of Obama's wang.


NTTAWWT
 
2019-03-14 06:54:05 PM  

FriarReb98: Boo_Guy: Epic Fap Session: A nice Davenport

Maybe she'd prefer a chesterfield instead.

Or an ottoman.


*Misso's Middle fingers in the air*
 
2019-03-14 06:54:23 PM  
Nice to see AOL is still the the haven for mush-brained right-wing retirees.
 
2019-03-14 06:54:59 PM  

beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.


What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?
 
2019-03-14 06:55:01 PM  
Ask Ben Carson. He can probably find you something really nice.
- Brian (@liabl2gomichael) March 14, 2019

OK, I LOLed at that.
 
2019-03-14 06:55:53 PM  

Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?


shiat happens
 
2019-03-14 06:55:55 PM  
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2019-03-14 06:56:09 PM  

freidog: ottoman.
Have to have an ottoman.
Somewhere to put feet is important.


Fine, I'll volunteer to be her Ottoman.
 
2019-03-14 06:57:46 PM  

beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.


"Sorry, not sorry" is contradictory.
"It is what it is" is redundent and facile.

What's the stupid part about the phrase, "living rent free?" As a metaphor, it works perfectly.
 
2019-03-14 06:59:04 PM  
She probably got 500 responses that were, essentially: MY DICK.

Because the internet is a garbage fire.
 
2019-03-14 06:59:07 PM  

emtwo: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

"Sorry, not sorry" is contradictory.
"It is what it is" is redundant and facile.

What's the stupid part about the phrase, "living rent free?" As a metaphor, it works perfectly.


FTFM
 
2019-03-14 07:01:08 PM  

FriarReb98: Boo_Guy: Epic Fap Session: A nice Davenport

Maybe she'd prefer a chesterfield instead.

Or an ottoman.


Or a divan!
 
2019-03-14 07:01:39 PM  

Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?


This. And the subtext is "I accept that this is not an ideal arrangement, but do not believe that a superior alternative is practicable."

It comes up a lot at work. People like to gripe about things we have no control over. At some point you gotta move on and address the parts you CAN control.
 
2019-03-14 07:02:39 PM  
Autoplay video WITH sound?  F you, AOL.com
 
2019-03-14 07:04:18 PM  

culebra: Yeah but that place is already filled with replicas of Obama's wang.


The furniture all dates from the 40's and 50's, and in covered in a strange mixture of sebum, KY jelly , cigar ashes, cat piss and Cheeto crumbs.
And a train rolls by a midnight shaking the place to it's  foundations.
 
2019-03-14 07:06:05 PM  
The thing I love about articles about twitter is the embedded tweets never work, regardless of whether or not I have adblock enabled.  So I get to see "And then this guy weighed in with a HILARIOUS tweet" [blank space] "and some people actually gave good advice" [more blank space]


Good article.
 
2019-03-14 07:07:50 PM  

Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?


You could just say nothing.  It would convey the exact same thing, but then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of babbling on and on about meaningless bullshiat no one cares about all the time.
 
2019-03-14 07:09:20 PM  
Furniture made with the pelts of the republicans whose hides you skin on a regular basis.
 
2019-03-14 07:10:18 PM  

Tourney3p0: Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?

You could just say nothing.  It would convey the exact same thing, but then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of babbling on and on about meaningless bullshiat no one cares about all the time.


Like an illogical disgust over completely harmless idioms?
 
2019-03-14 07:12:40 PM  
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2019-03-14 07:13:01 PM  

rewind2846: Furniture made with the pelts of the republicans whose hides you skin on a regular basis.


The problem with skinning republicans is there aren't enough brains to tan the whole hide.
 
2019-03-14 07:13:10 PM  
Hmm... first 5 things....

1) A good, solid, comfy farking bed that doesn't squeak.
2) A good, comfy farking couch for when you aren't in the farking bed.
3) A farking table to put in front to your farking couch... you need a place to put farking things.
4) Some farking chairs for people who are hanging out...
5) A farking rug to protect the floor and your knees.

Kids these days, no focus or priorities...
 
2019-03-14 07:13:24 PM  

skozlaw: Tourney3p0: Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?

You could just say nothing.  It would convey the exact same thing, but then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of babbling on and on about meaningless bullshiat no one cares about all the time.

Like an illogical disgust over completely harmless idioms?


No, not at all.  Try saying things like "it is what it is" or "this yellow wall is yellow".  Or say nothing.  Try all three a bunch of times and ask those remaining around you which one they prefer.
 
2019-03-14 07:13:42 PM  

Mugato: AOL? Is it 1995 already?


Yeah... you can tell by the comments. The 12 year olds are using their mom's accounts...
 
2019-03-14 07:15:33 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Well she don't need bookshelves


It's 2019. Bookshelves are for showing off books you didn't read but that you hope others will judge you positively for should they see them. Most avid readers have realized they can carry an entire reference library plus almost every novel ever written in their pocket.

In this day and age if you have shelves full of books and you aren't just using them for show, donate them.
 
2019-03-14 07:17:22 PM  

Tourney3p0: Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?

You could just say nothing.  It would convey the exact same thing, but then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of babbling on and on about meaningless bullshiat no one cares about all the time.


I guess some people are just gonna do what they're gonna do. It is what it is.
 
2019-03-14 07:17:50 PM  

Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?


"It's axiomatic"
 
2019-03-14 07:18:44 PM  

Algebrat: Tourney3p0: Lochsteppe: beergut666: "Living rent free" has now taken the title away from "sorry, not sorry" as the dumbest farking thing that I hear on a regular basis.

/Honorable mention to "It is what it is"
//Still love AOC and the new wave of bad ass women in our government.

What would you propose as a replacement? Sometimes there's no simpler way to explain that the thing, concept, or process under inquiry is in fact fully and precisely bounded and exemplified by the thing, concept, or process under inquiry.

"It yam what it yam"?
"It be what it do"?

You could just say nothing.  It would convey the exact same thing, but then you wouldn't get the satisfaction of babbling on and on about meaningless bullshiat no one cares about all the time.

I guess some people are just gonna do what they're gonna do. It is what it is.


six on one hand, half a dozen on the other, go figure.
 
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