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(Kent Online)   'Naked carpenter' jailed for two years after wearing see-thru tights in supermarkets and delivering parcels for Hermes while wearing jeans with a hole cut out in the crotch. I ain't signing for that package   (kentonline.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-14 06:06:35 PM  
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2019-03-14 06:31:52 PM  
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2019-03-14 06:38:40 PM  
Naked carpenter?
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2019-03-14 06:40:44 PM  
Was he sporting wood?
 
2019-03-14 06:42:28 PM  
Must be Richard
 
2019-03-14 06:44:23 PM  
This thread is just fine without pics.
 
2019-03-14 06:45:32 PM  
It says he was previously in the military.  I wonder if he was ever in a "foxhole" situation and made this as a promise if he ever got out alive.

Otherwise he should stuck with Fantasy Fest and Fulsom (sp?) St Parade for this sort of thing.
 
2019-03-14 06:48:04 PM  
Naturist?  Wearing jeans, see-thru underwear, with a hole only at the crotch?  He believes that's promoting naturist beliefs?  Off to jail, prevert!
 
2019-03-14 06:49:20 PM  
KAREN I LOVE YOU
 
2019-03-14 06:52:50 PM  
 
2019-03-14 07:01:26 PM  
Is this the thread where we complain about people dictating what people wear?
 
2019-03-14 07:04:41 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: Is this the thread where we complain about people dictating what people wear?


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2019-03-14 07:08:40 PM  
Robert Jenner of Bingley Close, Snodland

Best place name for this.

Bingley clisc, hahaha.

Snodland, HAHAHAHA

ROBERT?! OMG STOP IT HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
 
2019-03-14 07:15:31 PM  
Y'all wouldn't be laughing about this naked carpenter if his name were Jesus, would you?
 
2019-03-14 07:22:56 PM  
Kind of funny - I got in line yesterday behind a girl in stripper heels and leggings that were transparent through the crotch and ass area. I stepped up with my case of beer and she bends over at the waist - for what purpose I have no idea, because her shoes didn't have laces. I didn't complain.
 
2019-03-14 07:23:05 PM  
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2019-03-14 07:25:19 PM  
Surprised no one mentioned that he was finally nailed for this.
 
2019-03-14 07:27:44 PM  
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If I had a penis.
I'd penis in the mornin'
I'd penis in the evenin'
It's a penis of justice!
It's a trouser hoagie of freedom!
It's a thickly-veined choad about love between all of my brothers
All over this land!
 
2019-03-14 07:35:10 PM  
Two years in Britain? Damn. That is a serious sentence. You could kill somebody with an actual hammer and get out in five years over there.

Brits. Where is Margaret Thatcher when you need her? Oh, that's right, dead.
 
2019-03-14 07:41:06 PM  

StopMasturbatingWJesus: Kind of funny - I got in line yesterday behind a girl in stripper heels and leggings that were transparent through the crotch and ass area. I stepped up with my case of beer and she bends over at the waist - for what purpose I have no idea, because her shoes didn't have laces. I didn't complain.


She was presenting like a mandrill!
 
2019-03-14 08:25:18 PM  

mama2tnt: Y'all wouldn't be laughing about this naked carpenter if his name were Jesus, would you?


Little know fact, the sermon on the hill was history's first stand up routine.

"And let me tell you about th chances of a rich man getting into heaven! Hoop boy, have you ever seen a camel thread a needle? More likely than that fat guy in thetsilk robes over there has, I'll tell you what!'
 
2019-03-14 08:30:15 PM  
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2019-03-14 08:47:19 PM  

mama2tnt: Y'all wouldn't be laughing about this naked carpenter if his name were Jesus, would you?


bobobolinskii: Surprised no one mentioned that he was finally nailed for this.


Well, I'm trying not to laugh atm.  Hopefully, that will downgrade my punishment to purgatory.
 
2019-03-14 08:57:22 PM  

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2019-03-14 09:22:09 PM  

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If I had a penis.
I'd penis in the mornin'
I'd penis in the evenin'
It's a penis of justice!
It's a trouser hoagie of freedom!
It's a thickly-veined choad about love between all of my brothers
All over this land!


I believe Peter Yarborough had some "sex offender" brushes with the law...
 
2019-03-14 09:28:07 PM  
FTFA:  "...Jenner remained passive throughout the sentencing hearing."

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2019-03-14 09:34:44 PM  
Was his package remarkable?
 
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2019-03-15 12:34:40 AM  

AllYourFarkIsUs: Naturist?  Wearing jeans, see-thru underwear, with a hole only at the crotch?  He believes that's promoting naturist beliefs?  Off to jail, prevert!


I was once in line at Home Dept and there was a guy in his 30's wearing tight jeans with a scissor cut hole (not frayed or torn) positioned between the butt cheeks.  The hole was the size of the palm of my hand.  He was clearly not wearing underwear.  He was standing there then turning his head and looking to see who was looking.

Man, the creep vibe with that guy was off the charts.
 
2019-03-15 03:26:06 AM  
Oh Mario, what have you done now?

/he was a carpenter before he was a plumber
 
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