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(KING 5 News)   Washington State's dwarf-tossing bill passed out and died. Hopefully, the funeral will be tasteful and decorated with lots of tiny little flowers   (king5.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 02:30:09 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:23:49 PM  
Don't tell the elf.
 
2019-03-14 04:25:27 PM  
What happens between a consenting midget in a velcro suit and a wall should be legal.
 
2019-03-14 04:27:56 PM  
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2019-03-14 04:38:10 PM  
So Washington is more worried about dwarf tossing than a multiple DUI bill? That's some farked up lawmakers.
 
2019-03-14 04:45:19 PM  
Buzz kill.
 
2019-03-14 04:48:28 PM  
The word "dwarf" is offensive.
Please use the correct term: "trial-sized people".
 
2019-03-14 04:49:37 PM  

Dybbuk Schmybbuk: The word "dwarf" is offensive.
Please use the correct term: "trial-sized people".


I thought the preferred term was 'fun sized'
 
2019-03-14 04:49:39 PM  
6 out of 7 dwarfs will not be happy.
 
2019-03-14 04:50:18 PM  

boyvoyeur: So Washington is more worried about dwarf tossing than a multiple DUI bill? That's some farked up lawmakers.


You spend 8 hours trying to get from Seattle to Olympia on I-5.  You'll want to toss a dwarf, too.
 
2019-03-14 04:50:32 PM  

Bumblefark: 6 out of 7 dwarfs will not be happy.


One of them might even be grumpy.
 
2019-03-14 04:50:50 PM  

boyvoyeur: So Washington is more worried about dwarf tossing than a multiple DUI bill? That's some farked up lawmakers.



Speaking as a Washingtonian, I agree.
 
2019-03-14 05:12:55 PM  
Been a Spokanite for a long time. I cannot remember ever having a conversation that ended with tossing a dwarf.
 
2019-03-14 05:25:11 PM  

smokewon: Been a Spokanite for a long time. I cannot remember ever having a conversation that ended with tossing a dwarf.


Generally, that's more of a conversation starter around here.
 
2019-03-14 05:25:27 PM  
Little people need love too...Oh, said tossing, not tossing off.

//mybad
 
2019-03-14 05:27:16 PM  
This is still a thing? Thought this was a 70s thing.
 
2019-03-14 05:29:01 PM  

AllYourFarkIsUs: This is still a thing? Thought this was a 70s thing.



The amusing part is that Florida banned dwarf tossing inside establishments that serve alcohol....way back in 1989!

And then another Fark member told me that bars just started doing it in the parking lot.
 
2019-03-14 05:35:16 PM  

boyvoyeur: So Washington is more worried about dwarf tossing than a multiple DUI bill? That's some farked up lawmakers.


Well it's this or trying to tackle homelessness, drug use, cost of living, or traffic. When you can't solve real problems through legislation you have to solve fake problems.
 
2019-03-14 05:41:50 PM  
Make sure it's dead first.

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2019-03-14 06:55:12 PM  

Dybbuk Schmybbuk: The word "dwarf" is offensive.
Please use the correct term: "trial-sized people".


Username checks out

/wait, what?
 
2019-03-14 08:20:39 PM  
Mighty Mike will be relieved.

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2019-03-14 09:19:59 PM  
Another group of people headed for "Tuesday"!!

Remember that Tuesday is Soylent Green day!!!!
 
2019-03-15 01:32:04 AM  

Craw Fu: Dybbuk Schmybbuk: The word "dwarf" is offensive.
Please use the correct term: "trial-sized people".

I thought the preferred term was 'fun sized'


Agrees.
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