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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Police: Is that a hatchet in your pants, or are you just the Taco Bell hatchet attacker?   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Police, Tuesday night, identities of the suspects, hatchet attack, 32-year-old man, law enforcement, The Streets, second hatchet  
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1299 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2019 at 7:28 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-14 07:41:26 PM  
I aint got the chops to be the Taco Bell hatchet attacker.
2019-03-14 07:41:55 PM  
Well, it is often found near cleavage...
2019-03-14 07:42:07 PM  
Are you gonna ax me a lot of these silly questions?
2019-03-14 07:44:09 PM  
My hatchet has a first name, It's B-U-D-D-Y
My hatchet has a second name, it H-A-C-K I-T
2019-03-14 07:47:08 PM  
Who attacks a hatchet? Honestly.
2019-03-14 08:24:42 PM  
The hatchet slinging slasher?
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2019-03-14 08:38:16 PM  
Cut the guy some slack, he was just trying to get them to accept his $2 bill.
2019-03-14 09:07:03 PM  
He confused a taco with a hatchet wound?
2019-03-14 09:13:29 PM  
Taco Bell hatchet attacker? Is that a new C&H character?
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2019-03-14 10:34:18 PM  
Great chalupas
Built from the bones of the dead
Grade D meat and the cook's jizzum
You know you've failed
When Taco Bell falls from your colon
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