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(NBC News)   On the way out of the offices, the honorary mayor defecated on the floor - leaving clean-up to the police chief and other attendees   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 08:39:47 PM  
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2019-03-14 08:47:17 PM  
That goat needs a bleating.
 
2019-03-14 09:03:35 PM  
At least it's more useful than the output of Washington DC these days
 
2019-03-14 09:05:03 PM  
What's a Nubian?
 
2019-03-14 09:05:33 PM  
I considered doing this when moving out of the condo I was renting, but I settled for throwing cardboard down the garbage chute without being inside a plastic bag.
 
2019-03-14 09:07:29 PM  

HighlanderRPI: At least it's more useful than the output of Washington DC these days


It also takes fewer people to clean up the mess. And not decades, I might add.
 
2019-03-14 09:19:02 PM  

calbert: What's a Nubian?


Nuthin. What's up with you?
 
2019-03-14 09:24:36 PM  

aerojockey: I considered doing this when moving out of the condo I was renting, but I settled for throwing cardboard down the garbage chute without being inside a plastic bag.


Why would you need to be inside the bag?
 
2019-03-14 09:26:50 PM  

aerojockey: I considered doing this when moving out of the condo I was renting, but I settled for throwing cardboard down the garbage chute without being inside a plastic bag.


You clogged that mofo up sumfin' fierce, huh?

Or hopeful you would, you rebel, you
 
2019-03-14 09:27:57 PM  
How much of a neanderthal do you have to be to always walk around with stacked up intestines just so you can uncurl a log on someone else's stuff any time you feel slighted.
 
2019-03-14 09:32:21 PM  

nytmare: How much of a neanderthal do you have to be to always walk around with stacked up intestines just so you can uncurl a log on someone else's stuff any time you feel slighted.


What or who are you referring to?
 
2019-03-14 09:33:26 PM  
Much like a human politician does figuratively.
 
2019-03-14 09:35:02 PM  

WTFDYW: nytmare: How much of a neanderthal do you have to be to always walk around with stacked up intestines just so you can uncurl a log on someone else's stuff any time you feel slighted.

What or who are you referring to?


Never mind. I scrolled again.
 
2019-03-14 09:35:32 PM  

nytmare: How much of a neanderthal do you have to be to always walk around with stacked up intestines just so you can uncurl a log on someone else's stuff any time you feel slighted.


I don't know about Neanderthal, but 100% capric seems to do the job.
 
2019-03-14 09:35:49 PM  
More mayors should do this. Maybe picking up literal shiat will make police chiefs remember that they are public servants, not fascist predators that consider the citizenry a revenue source and target practice.
 
2019-03-14 09:40:50 PM  
I can proudly say that the owner of that goat was my wife's middle school teacher.  I've met him several times and he's a swell guy.
 
2019-03-14 09:59:30 PM  
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2019-03-14 10:28:03 PM  

Loucifer: [img.fark.net image 700x700]


Damn it! Came to post about Rob Ford.
 
2019-03-14 10:48:55 PM  
GOAT GOAT GOAT
 
2019-03-14 11:18:09 PM  
Goats are walking shiat machines: they shiat constantly. If you don't want goat shiat somewhere, don't put a goat there. Not even for a minute.
 
2019-03-14 11:55:59 PM  
I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

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THE GOAT'S GONE POOS!!!
 
2019-03-14 11:57:43 PM  

goatharper: Goats are walking shiat machines: they shiat constantly. If you don't want goat shiat somewhere, don't put a goat there. Not even for a minute.


This is why I keep telling my wife we can't have goats as lawn mowers. She"s in charge of shoveling goat poo.
 
2019-03-15 12:10:33 AM  

Somacandra: goatharper: Goats are walking shiat machines: they shiat constantly. If you don't want goat shiat somewhere, don't put a goat there. Not even for a minute.

This is why I keep telling my wife we can't have goats as lawn mowers. She"s in charge of shoveling goat poo.


Or:
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2019-03-15 12:11:49 AM  

dywed88: Somacandra: goatharper: Goats are walking shiat machines: they shiat constantly. If you don't want goat shiat somewhere, don't put a goat there. Not even for a minute.

This is why I keep telling my wife we can't have goats as lawn mowers. She"s in charge of shoveling goat poo.

Or:
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Even while shiatting or wearing a diaper, little goats are the second cutest animal ever.

Sorry baby goats, even you can't compete with Pandas.
 
2019-03-15 01:41:04 AM  
On the way out of the offices, the honorary mayor defecated on the floor - leaving clean-up to the police chief and other attendees.

I feel like this some kind of weird synchronicity thing for something much larger, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
 
2019-03-15 05:54:55 AM  
Poppins!!!
 
2019-03-15 08:41:59 AM  

calbert: What's a Nubian?


What's a Nubian?
Youtube vHLJfxfXHBg
 
6 days ago  
shiat, I thought this was about Drew if he wins.
 
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