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2019-03-14 10:41:07 AM  
.. and public intoxication, fights, and DUIs
 
2019-03-14 10:52:14 AM  
Well, yeah, it's lightweights upchucking a poorly prepared boiled dinner and making bar staff miserable too.
 
2019-03-14 11:02:51 AM  
No it's not
 
2019-03-14 11:08:59 AM  
Time for some St. Patrick's day sushi.

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2019-03-14 11:25:16 AM  
Shut yer whore-mouth, Subby ;)
 
2019-03-14 11:34:53 AM  
It's about cultural appropriation.
 
2019-03-14 11:39:27 AM  
It's also my birfday, not that I get too excited about those these days.
 
2019-03-14 11:42:45 AM  
It's about green vomit too.
 
2019-03-14 11:46:09 AM  
It's also about a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner. Point cut only please.
 
2019-03-14 11:55:27 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: It's about cultural appropriation.


I'm already sold, you don't have to keep selling it.
 
2019-03-14 12:00:09 PM  

NINEv2: It's also about a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner. Point cut only please.


SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK is the one day of the year I refuse to make corned beef and cabbage.  Make it several times a year but never on March 17th.
 
2019-03-14 12:03:22 PM  
That's true. It's a day for the Irish to admit they hate the world, especially the fooking micks.
 
2019-03-14 12:30:49 PM  

dittybopper: NINEv2: It's also about a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner. Point cut only please.

SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK is the one day of the year I refuse to make corned beef and cabbage.  Make it several times a year but never on March 17th.


Made it yesterday.  Looking for good deals on corned beef Monday.
 
2019-03-14 12:31:44 PM  

dittybopper: SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK


Uh, wot?
 
2019-03-14 12:32:55 PM  
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'So yer tellin' me dat St Pat's dey & all tings Irish is celebrated wit drunkin' debauchery, gluttony & violence in Nort 'merika?
'bout feckin' right, I suppose.'
 
2019-03-14 12:37:56 PM  

natazha: dittybopper: NINEv2: It's also about a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner. Point cut only please.

SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK is the one day of the year I refuse to make corned beef and cabbage.  Make it several times a year but never on March 17th.

Made it yesterday.  Looking for good deals on corned beef Monday.


Leftovers are even better. I cut off some fat and render it a bit, then dice up the beef n veg for hash. Topped with two over-easy eggs is amazing. And unhealthy AF.
 
2019-03-14 12:52:41 PM  
https://irishamerica.com/2012/01/brea​k​ing-the-code-of-silence-the-irish-and-​drink/

One Irish grandfather drank himself to death upon his arrival in America, and left my Irish grandmother to fend for herself, and raise the kids as a new immigrant.

My Irish dad has all kinds of alcohol related health issues.  He still lies to his doctor that he only has one drink a day... even thought it's two or three drinks a day, and they're triple shot drinks.  He'll eventually get drunk and break his hip... again, and that will be it for him.

My sister drinks like a fish, despite having liver disease.  I've been predicting her imminent death for years.  Soon I suppose.

St. Patrick's Day just makes me sad.  Everyone profiting over a national disease.
 
2019-03-14 12:55:38 PM  

natazha: dittybopper: NINEv2: It's also about a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner. Point cut only please.

SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK is the one day of the year I refuse to make corned beef and cabbage.  Make it several times a year but never on March 17th.

Made it yesterday.  Looking for good deals on corned beef Monday.


I have 30lbs soaking in brine. I use Alton Brown's recipe . It's really delicious.
 
2019-03-14 01:21:01 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: It's about cultural appropriation.


Absolutely.  My African American mother loved to buy corned beef and cabbage every St. Patrick's day.  Instead of Irish soda bread, we would have cornbread with ours.

She passed away almost three years ago.  Her last meal which she had prepared herself was leftover corned beef and cabbage from St. Paddy's Day.  In 2017, I couldn't bring myself to make my own because it made me too sad.  The upside is that I went for Irish stew.

/How the hell have I been sleepin' on that all these years?!  Hella good!!
//This year, I've been too busy to cook
///Will drink beer instead, because there's always an upside
 
2019-03-14 01:27:18 PM  

NINEv2: dittybopper: SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK

Uh, wot?


It's an anagram of "SAINT PATRICK'S DAY"
 
2019-03-14 01:43:28 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: It's about cultural appropriation.


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2019-03-14 01:49:23 PM  
I am going to do a corned beef brisket, because my family tradition.  There will also be a shepherd's pie because also traditional.

The issue will be pairing a whiskey or scotch ale with it all.
 
2019-03-14 02:05:33 PM  
'Ireland isn't real' I reassure myself as I ram my shiatty dodge into a Celtic souvenir stand.
 
2019-03-14 02:24:33 PM  
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2019-03-14 02:27:53 PM  
Time of the year to stock up on corned beef
 
2019-03-14 02:43:07 PM  
Time to break this one out again:

For the Plastic Paddies this weekend:
It's Paddy not Patty.
There's more than Jameson available - and Irish people don't do shots of it - y'bollix.
Irish car bombs and Black and Tans are unacceptable. Learn some history before ordering these yeh gobsheen.
Let the Guinness settle.
You *can't* do an Irish accent - you just can't. You're shiate at them!
"Erin, go braless", is acceptable to shout, coz, eh, yeh never know.... You might eventually see a pair.
Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.
Irish people rarely wear green or those stupid flat "Paddy" caps.
Green beer is an abomination upon the Earth and you deserve that dirty hangover and dose of the shiats you get from it, yeh hoor.
Dyeing your hair red does not make you Irish - just makes you look like the middle-aged bar hag you are.
Just because you once watched the Quiet Man while wearing an Arran jumper and petting your red setter does not make you Irish.
Drinking early the day after Paddy's
 
2019-03-14 02:51:09 PM  

CrustyHoor: Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.


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2019-03-14 03:00:12 PM  

CrustyHoor: Time to break this one out again:

For the Plastic Paddies this weekend:
It's Paddy not Patty.
There's more than Jameson available - and Irish people don't do shots of it - y'bollix.
Irish car bombs and Black and Tans are unacceptable. Learn some history before ordering these yeh gobsheen.
Let the Guinness settle.
You *can't* do an Irish accent - you just can't. You're shiate at them!
"Erin, go braless", is acceptable to shout, coz, eh, yeh never know.... You might eventually see a pair.
Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.
Irish people rarely wear green or those stupid flat "Paddy" caps.
Green beer is an abomination upon the Earth and you deserve that dirty hangover and dose of the shiats you get from it, yeh hoor.
Dyeing your hair red does not make you Irish - just makes you look like the middle-aged bar hag you are.
Just because you once watched the Quiet Man while wearing an Arran jumper and petting your red setter does not make you Irish.
Drinking early the day after Paddy's


...is game ball.
(Stupidly missed the last bit of that sentence)
 
2019-03-14 03:19:19 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: CrustyHoor: Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.

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No more Cranberries?

/i'll be drunk in the tub
 
2019-03-14 03:49:52 PM  
/sigh

This thread motivated me to snag a corned beef brisket, cabbage and potatoes for the weekend. The Pioneer Woman has a very nice looking, not-quite-traditional recipe I'm going loosely follow.

angstareturns: funk_soul_bubby: CrustyHoor: Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.

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No more Cranberries?

/i'll be drunk in the tub


Damn that's cold. Too soon.
 
2019-03-14 04:03:32 PM  

dittybopper: NINEv2: dittybopper: SAY AT STAIN'D PRICK

Uh, wot?

It's an anagram of "SAINT PATRICK'S DAY"


It is?
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2019-03-14 04:03:39 PM  

CrustyHoor: Time to break this one out again:

For the Plastic Paddies this weekend:
It's Paddy not Patty.
There's more than Jameson available - and Irish people don't do shots of it - y'bollix.
Irish car bombs and Black and Tans are unacceptable. Learn some history before ordering these yeh gobsheen.
Let the Guinness settle.
You *can't* do an Irish accent - you just can't. You're shiate at them!
"Erin, go braless", is acceptable to shout, coz, eh, yeh never know.... You might eventually see a pair.
Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.
Irish people rarely wear green or those stupid flat "Paddy" caps.
Green beer is an abomination upon the Earth and you deserve that dirty hangover and dose of the shiats you get from it, yeh hoor.
Dyeing your hair red does not make you Irish - just makes you look like the middle-aged bar hag you are.
Just because you once watched the Quiet Man while wearing an Arran jumper and petting your red setter does not make you Irish.
Drinking early the day after Paddy's


Van Morrison is Welsh
 
2019-03-14 05:04:45 PM  
It's also about green whisky.
 
2019-03-14 05:15:38 PM  

chitownmike: CrustyHoor: Time to break this one out again:

For the Plastic Paddies this weekend:
It's Paddy not Patty.
There's more than Jameson available - and Irish people don't do shots of it - y'bollix.
Irish car bombs and Black and Tans are unacceptable. Learn some history before ordering these yeh gobsheen.
Let the Guinness settle.
You *can't* do an Irish accent - you just can't. You're shiate at them!
"Erin, go braless", is acceptable to shout, coz, eh, yeh never know.... You might eventually see a pair.
Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.
Irish people rarely wear green or those stupid flat "Paddy" caps.
Green beer is an abomination upon the Earth and you deserve that dirty hangover and dose of the shiats you get from it, yeh hoor.
Dyeing your hair red does not make you Irish - just makes you look like the middle-aged bar hag you are.
Just because you once watched the Quiet Man while wearing an Arran jumper and petting your red setter does not make you Irish.
Drinking early the day after Paddy's

Van Morrison is Welsh


He's from Belfast.
(Did I miss an obvious joke?)
 
2019-03-14 07:44:14 PM  
Oh Subby, it's also stout.
 
2019-03-15 06:40:01 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: CrustyHoor: Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.

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2019-03-15 10:00:08 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: CrustyHoor: Contrary to popular belief, Irish music consists of more than just than just U2, Van Morrison and The Pogues.

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That doesn't look like the Dropkick Murphys...

/"top" 10 metal bands from Ireland
//top in quotes because... thems fightin' words.
 
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