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(Washington Post)   In our darkest times, a new hero emerges. Meet 'This Is A Sign" guy   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 08:11:30 AM  
He's actually Ace of Base's tour manager trying to rekindle that early 90s magic and get the conversation started for a reunion tour.
 
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2019-03-14 08:17:29 AM  
He's Vince Foster escaped from the dungeon under the pizza shop where Hillary Clinton has held him captive the last 25 years, emerged to tell us God is not pleased with America after America voted against his mistress.
 
2019-03-14 08:38:39 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:40:27 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:40:31 AM  
Wait, so WaPo has a paywall AND an anti-AdBlocker 'blockout' screen now?!?

I need more iCondoms.
 
2019-03-14 08:40:47 AM  

holdmybones: He's actually Ace of Base's tour manager trying to rekindle that early 90s magic and get the conversation started for a reunion tour.


Wow, you really opened up my eyes.
 
2019-03-14 08:42:11 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:42:25 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:42:58 AM  

Glenford: holdmybones: He's actually Ace of Base's tour manager trying to rekindle that early 90s magic and get the conversation started for a reunion tour.

Wow, you really opened up my eyes.


No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong...
 
2019-03-14 08:43:11 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:43:26 AM  
This is a paywall.
 
2019-03-14 08:45:37 AM  

holdmybones: He's actually Ace of Base's tour manager trying to rekindle that early 90s magic and get the conversation started for a reunion tour.


Nah, he doesn't want to deal with the headaches of another tour. All that he wants is another baby. Yeah.
 
2019-03-14 08:51:49 AM  
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2019-03-14 08:54:03 AM  
Signs Signs, Everywhere a Sign
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2019-03-14 08:54:38 AM  
This is a sign! It is only a sign, if this were a real sign you would be instructed to read said sign and respond accordingly!
 
2019-03-14 08:57:26 AM  
And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house
"Hey! What gives you the right?"
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, man, you're some kinda sinner"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside
Ugh!
And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray"
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine"
Wooo!
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Sign
Sign, sign
 
2019-03-14 08:58:25 AM  
I don't believe in signs.
 
2019-03-14 08:59:17 AM  

uttertosh: Wait, so WaPo has a paywall AND an anti-AdBlocker 'blockout' screen now?!?

I need more iCondoms.


Use Firefox Focus, that'll fark 'em.
 
2019-03-14 09:01:22 AM  

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2019-03-14 09:03:14 AM  
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2019-03-14 09:05:01 AM  
He's not the sign guy we need, but he's the sign guy we deserve right now.
 
2019-03-14 09:05:24 AM  
On the mobile phone, but that could also be a woman.
 
2019-03-14 09:07:53 AM  
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And we are in.
 
2019-03-14 09:15:47 AM  
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Close Encounters with Hedgehogs of the 3rd Kind
 
2019-03-14 09:17:12 AM  
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2019-03-14 09:18:06 AM  
Attention whore succeeds at attention whoring.
News at 11.
 
2019-03-14 09:20:16 AM  
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2019-03-14 09:26:04 AM  
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2019-03-14 09:28:45 AM  
These really are the salad days for the tin-foil hat folks.
 
2019-03-14 09:29:08 AM  
What is his Fark handle?
 
2019-03-14 09:38:08 AM  
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2019-03-14 09:40:26 AM  
YES!
 
2019-03-14 09:41:33 AM  
FTFA: There is a publicity-stunt tradition of bewigged Christian zealots, most notably Rollen Stewart, who planted himself in many a sports broadcast in his rainbow Afro and "John 3:16" shirt (and who is now in prison for hostage taking).

This was an odd little nugget of info I wasn't aware of... If nothing else, this guy provided me with one of my easiest to put together and most-recognized Halloween costumes ever.
 
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2019-03-14 10:04:24 AM  

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Air support is all well and good, but sometimes you need someone who'll take the hit for you.
 
2019-03-14 10:09:48 AM  
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2019-03-14 10:32:07 AM  

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is she wearing pants standing behind that sign?
 
2019-03-14 11:01:32 AM  
I don't have the time to RTFA: Is he as crazy as Rainbow head (Rollen Stewart) or not?
 
2019-03-14 11:19:42 AM  

hunh: I don't have the time to RTFA: Is he as crazy as Rainbow head (Rollen Stewart) or not?


Na
Just smack em on the side of his head like ya did to the ole tube TV set ya used to own back in the day.

He'll be right as rain in a few mins.
 
2019-03-14 11:31:02 AM  
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2019-03-14 11:52:31 AM  
"I got paid to hold up a sign"
 
2019-03-14 11:59:58 AM  
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2019-03-14 12:55:51 PM  
Is this truly the hero we deserve?
 
2019-03-14 01:09:39 PM  
hooray for our side
 
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2019-03-14 02:02:07 PM  

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As you may have noticed by noticing this notice, this notice is not notably worth noting.
 
2019-03-14 02:57:59 PM  
What's "cryptic" about it? Manafort's going to jail, and so will the rest of the Malignant Carcinoma's crew... as will he, when NY state gets through with him.
 
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