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(NYPost)   Can you really commit career suicide if your last gig was Aunt Becky on Fuller House?   (nypost.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 09:54:16 AM  
She's the lead on some show my wife watches on Netflix "When Calls the Heart" and I can't imagine the Hallmark crowd will be quick to forgive, lol.
 
2019-03-14 11:27:56 AM  
Her eyebrows go all the way down to her eyes
 
2019-03-14 11:34:04 AM  
Isn't she in all those Christmas flicks that play 24/7 on The Christmas Channel?
 
2019-03-14 11:50:55 AM  
It takes the pressure off the Men for a while.
 
2019-03-14 11:53:12 AM  

factoryconnection: She's the lead on some show my wife watches on Netflix "When Calls the Heart" and I can't imagine the Hallmark crowd will be quick to forgive, lol.


edmo: Isn't she in all those Christmas flicks that play 24/7 on The Christmas Channel?


Article covers both of those in the first paragraph.
 
2019-03-14 11:55:32 AM  
I heard Bob Saget has an act she can star in.  Called 'The Aristocrats'.
 
2019-03-14 11:55:38 AM  
Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.
 
2019-03-14 11:56:50 AM  

Perlin Noise: Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I'm sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.


oops
 
2019-03-14 12:00:42 PM  
She was just getting ready to retire anyway. Yeah! That's the ticket!
 
2019-03-14 12:00:49 PM  
She's the 'Garage Sale Mysteries' lead actress on the Hallmark Movies and Mysteries channel.

/Yeah, I've watched her mystery movies
//My wife makes me
///Mindless DVR Sunday night viewing FTW
 
2019-03-14 12:03:01 PM  
That was the most childishly written article I've ever read.
 
2019-03-14 12:03:56 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's Aunt Taylor Swift.
 
2019-03-14 12:04:47 PM  

HighOnCraic: I'm pretty sure that's Aunt Taylor Swift.


No, it's Aunt Becky
 
2019-03-14 12:05:07 PM  

nezzeraj: That was the most childishly written article I've ever read.


New to the New York Post I see.
 
2019-03-14 12:05:22 PM  

nezzeraj: That was the most childishly written article I've ever read.


Well it is the NY Post.
 
2019-03-14 12:11:10 PM  
Full House Trifecta!
 
2019-03-14 12:11:36 PM  
Never fear. Porn always has a place for you.

/she's cute
//still
 
2019-03-14 12:15:20 PM  

nezzeraj: That was the most childishly written article I've ever read.


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Welcome to the Post.
 
2019-03-14 12:18:53 PM  
Relax. Nobody cares. It is a victim less crime. Her kid didn't take the spot of some more deserving, hard working, middle class student. Her spot would have gone to some rich Chinese, full tuition paying kid who probably also cheated on his SAT.
 
2019-03-14 12:22:43 PM  
Also:

One episode of "Seinfeld".
The 80s classic "Rad".
 
2019-03-14 12:34:47 PM  
If only there were a website that kept track of acting jobs.  Someone should get right on that.
 
2019-03-14 12:36:37 PM  

Weidbrewer: factoryconnection: She's the lead on some show my wife watches on Netflix "When Calls the Heart" and I can't imagine the Hallmark crowd will be quick to forgive, lol.

edmo: Isn't she in all those Christmas flicks that play 24/7 on The Christmas Channel?

Article covers both of those in the first paragraph.


"Lori Loughlin has just committed career suicide ."

Right you are. Totally missed it.
 
2019-03-14 12:37:43 PM  
If she was younger she could post a bunch of belfies to Instagram and all would have been forgiven in a few months.
 
2019-03-14 12:42:42 PM  
Ok well jeez, my wife's cooperatin' here!
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2019-03-14 12:42:55 PM  
Since when is committing any crime career suicide in the entertainment industry? Polanski drugged and raped a girl and still makes movies. Several celebrities have done time for violent crimes and still make movies. I'm sure she will weather fraud charges to get her kid in college just fine.

/ Not defending what she did. Just pointing out that in the grand scheme of things this hardly seems like a career ender.
 
2019-03-14 12:45:41 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Ok well jeez, my wife's cooperatin' here!
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I still crack up when he says "Aw what the Christ!"

/That's hardcore swearing for a Lutheran.
 
2019-03-14 12:50:45 PM  

edmo: Right you are. Totally missed it.


I really wondered how long it would take some pedantic Farker to point that out.


The answer is way, way longer than I expected.
 
2019-03-14 12:51:28 PM  
She has 60 episodes on that When Calls the Heart show, which is still ongoing, 3 episodes of something called Garage Sale Mysteries in pre-production, and another Garage Sale Mysteries that is currently filming, so yeah, Fuller House wasn't in any way her "last" gig, subby.
 
2019-03-14 12:52:14 PM  
She's a Trumpy dumbass maga-ho,
just like your fat-ugly pill-head MOMMY
(from the boring suburbs of course)
 
2019-03-14 12:52:59 PM  
How many farking times do I have to see a picture of her plastic face? It always looks the same, no matter where it was taken. From now on, can we just green articles about this shiat that have no pics?
 
2019-03-14 12:53:56 PM  

Weidbrewer: factoryconnection: She's the lead on some show my wife watches on Netflix "When Calls the Heart" and I can't imagine the Hallmark crowd will be quick to forgive, lol.

edmo: Isn't she in all those Christmas flicks that play 24/7 on The Christmas Channel?

Article covers both of those in the first paragraph.


So what you're saying is that subby didn't read the first paragraph?

stupiddream: She's the 'Garage Sale Mysteries' lead actress on the Hallmark Movies and Mysteries channel.

/Yeah, I've watched her mystery movies
//My wife makes me
///Mindless DVR Sunday night viewing FTW


Mine loves me, and saves the Hallmark shiat for when she's watching TV alone. Early weekend mornings, when she's crafting culinary treats in the kitchen, when she gets home before me, stuff like that. Never makes me watch them.
 
2019-03-14 12:59:41 PM  

phlegmjay: Since when is committing any crime career suicide in the entertainment industry? Polanski drugged and raped a girl and still makes movies. Several celebrities have done time for violent crimes and still make movies. I'm sure she will weather fraud charges to get her kid in college just fine.

/ Not defending what she did. Just pointing out that in the grand scheme of things this hardly seems like a career ender.


I think Polanski gets the sympathy vote from Hollywood due to his pregnant wife getting killed by the Manson family.
 
2019-03-14 01:00:13 PM  

hammettman: How many farking times do I have to see a picture of her plastic face? It always looks the same, no matter where it was taken. From now on, can we just green articles about this shiat that have no pics?


Her daughter, the one that's tied up in this, has awful cheek implants and other work on her face already, too.  And she's not even 20.
 
2019-03-14 01:06:06 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks this story is being blown way out of proportion just because it involves a few quasi-celebrities and thus can't find the energy to be outraged about it?
 
2019-03-14 01:12:26 PM  

Perlin Noise: Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.


This is correct.  "Rad" is an absolute cinematic masterpiece.  It was the career zenith for nearly all who worked on it.
 
2019-03-14 01:16:14 PM  

Pincy: Am I the only one who thinks this story is being blown way out of proportion just because it involves a few quasi-celebrities and thus can't find the energy to be outraged about it?


There are a lot of low level CEOs, real estate moguls, hedge fund managers, etc who are just as if not more guilty in this shiatshow, and all of them are thanking whatever horrible Old God it is rich people pray to that two Hollywood celebrities got caught up so that their names are nearly anonymous. Like all the other Johns who got caught up at Robert Kraft's Totally Legitimate Massage Parlor, who nobody gives a shiat about b/c Robert Kraft got caught there.
 
2019-03-14 01:17:01 PM  

CitizenReserveCorps: Perlin Noise: Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.

This is correct.  "Rad" is an absolute cinematic masterpiece.  It was the career zenith for nearly all who worked on it.


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2019-03-14 01:23:13 PM  

Trocadero: Pincy: Am I the only one who thinks this story is being blown way out of proportion just because it involves a few quasi-celebrities and thus can't find the energy to be outraged about it?

There are a lot of low level CEOs, real estate moguls, hedge fund managers, etc who are just as if not more guilty in this shiatshow, and all of them are thanking whatever horrible Old God it is rich people pray to that two Hollywood celebrities got caught up so that their names are nearly anonymous. Like all the other Johns who got caught up at Robert Kraft's Totally Legitimate Massage Parlor, who nobody gives a shiat about b/c Robert Kraft got caught there.


They're still farked.  A number of sites have been running profiles on the other accused, and a number of the C-level executives, partners, etc are already out of jobs, suspended, or resigned.
 
2019-03-14 01:25:01 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: Relax. Nobody cares. It is a victim less crime. Her kid didn't take the spot of some more deserving, hard working, middle class student. Her spot would have gone to some rich Chinese, full tuition paying kid who probably also cheated on his SAT.


I know that there's a farkton of Chinese students coming to ivy league American colleges lately, but do you seriously think any randomly-chosen one is going to be Chinese?
 
2019-03-14 01:29:57 PM  

phlegmjay: Since when is committing any crime career suicide in the entertainment industry? Polanski drugged and raped a girl and still makes movies. Several celebrities have done time for violent crimes and still make movies. I'm sure she will weather fraud charges to get her kid in college just fine.

/ Not defending what she did. Just pointing out that in the grand scheme of things this hardly seems like a career ender.


Hell, John Lasseter was too touchy-feely with is female coworkers and he got a gig back...sure, it's driving actresses off projects, but hey, he's forgiven!
 
2019-03-14 01:34:12 PM  

Fireproof: DrewCurtisJr: Relax. Nobody cares. It is a victim less crime. Her kid didn't take the spot of some more deserving, hard working, middle class student. Her spot would have gone to some rich Chinese, full tuition paying kid who probably also cheated on his SAT.

I know that there's a farkton of Chinese students coming to ivy league American colleges lately, but do you seriously think any randomly-chosen one is going to be Chinese?


"Ivy League"? They're everywhere. My wife runs into them all of the time at U of U, and that was both at the Metallurgy School and the Business School. Asian students are all over American campuses. The most amusing part is their names. Rather than have people fark up their names, they choose some easy American name, so you've got this kid from China, accent and everything, and he introduces himself as 'Bob'.
 
rka
2019-03-14 01:35:15 PM  

Fireproof: DrewCurtisJr: Relax. Nobody cares. It is a victim less crime. Her kid didn't take the spot of some more deserving, hard working, middle class student. Her spot would have gone to some rich Chinese, full tuition paying kid who probably also cheated on his SAT.

I know that there's a farkton of Chinese students coming to ivy league American colleges lately, but do you seriously think any randomly-chosen one is going to be Chinese?


Right about here for USC.


Asians 16.8%
Black/African-American 5.6%
Hispanic 14.8%
White/Caucasian 30.7%
International 23.9%
Other 8.1%

I don't know why "International" someone is separated from an actual race (you can't be white and an international student?) but whatever, admissions coordinators are going to spin stats anyway they think benefits them.
 
2019-03-14 01:35:57 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: If only there were a website that kept track of acting jobs.  Someone should get right on that.


like a database of movies.  on the internet!
 
2019-03-14 01:37:36 PM  

bhcompy: Trocadero: Pincy: Am I the only one who thinks this story is being blown way out of proportion just because it involves a few quasi-celebrities and thus can't find the energy to be outraged about it?

There are a lot of low level CEOs, real estate moguls, hedge fund managers, etc who are just as if not more guilty in this shiatshow, and all of them are thanking whatever horrible Old God it is rich people pray to that two Hollywood celebrities got caught up so that their names are nearly anonymous. Like all the other Johns who got caught up at Robert Kraft's Totally Legitimate Massage Parlor, who nobody gives a shiat about b/c Robert Kraft got caught there.

They're still farked.  A number of sites have been running profiles on the other accused, and a number of the C-level executives, partners, etc are already out of jobs, suspended, or resigned.


Correct, but they don't have screen shots from Seinfeld reruns to meme.
 
2019-03-14 01:38:53 PM  

Perlin Noise: CitizenReserveCorps: Perlin Noise: Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.

This is correct.  "Rad" is an absolute cinematic masterpiece.  It was the career zenith for nearly all who worked on it.

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/Remember the Duck Tales game on the NES causing me a lot of frustration when I was a kid.
 
2019-03-14 01:41:24 PM  

JerkStore: Never fear. Porn always has a place for you.

/she's cute
//still


I watched Full House fairly often as a kid, but I haven't seen a photo or video of her since it was still on the air and I was in elementary school. Seeing as much cleavage on her as I did in the main photo of TFA gave me a weird feeling akin to learning that my third grade teacher was hot.

/Said weirdness is..sort of hot in and of itself.
 
2019-03-14 01:41:26 PM  

The_Sponge: Perlin Noise: CitizenReserveCorps: Perlin Noise: Well, I think that probably started with the movie Rad.

I sure it was a decent job, but Full House was actually her riding that BMX downhill.

This is correct.  "Rad" is an absolute cinematic masterpiece.  It was the career zenith for nearly all who worked on it.

[img.fark.net image 550x542]

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/Remember the Duck Tales game on the NES causing me a lot of frustration when I was a kid.


I loved that game intensely b/c it was the second "difficult" game I could beat after Mega Man 2. Also, obligatory:
Della's Moon Lullaby | DuckTales | Disney Channel
Youtube cJW5n8f0Z9o
 
2019-03-14 01:44:11 PM  

rka: Fireproof: DrewCurtisJr: Relax. Nobody cares. It is a victim less crime. Her kid didn't take the spot of some more deserving, hard working, middle class student. Her spot would have gone to some rich Chinese, full tuition paying kid who probably also cheated on his SAT.

I know that there's a farkton of Chinese students coming to ivy league American colleges lately, but do you seriously think any randomly-chosen one is going to be Chinese?

Right about here for USC.


Asians 16.8%
Black/African-American 5.6%
Hispanic 14.8%
White/Caucasian 30.7%
International 23.9%
Other 8.1%

I don't know why "International" someone is separated from an actual race (you can't be white and an international student?) but whatever, admissions coordinators are going to spin stats anyway they think benefits them.


Huh. I recently had to wait around in the lobby/commons room of Wake Forest University's business school for about an hour and I didn't notice a disproportionately high number of Asian kids, but I wasn't looking out for them or anything.
 
2019-03-14 01:44:21 PM  

Trocadero: Correct, but they don't have screen shots from Seinfeld reruns to meme.


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2019-03-14 01:44:49 PM  

Pincy: Am I the only one who thinks this story is being blown way out of proportion just because it involves a few quasi-celebrities and thus can't find the energy to be outraged about it?


nope.

the outrage about rich people buying their kids' way into college is hardly a blip and is nothing more than filler for the 24 hour news cycle.  we've been desensitized to the political stuff, so we need a different brand of dopamine.

it will be business as usual by the end of the week. and then 'they' will go back to pretending to pretend that equal access to education is something good.
 
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