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    More: Dumbass, Ethanol, Blood alcohol content, breath test, Daniel Sober, Pennsylvania man, Alcohol, Saturday evening, Alcohol law  
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4078 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2019 at 11:44 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-14 10:42:38 AM  
Worse, it looks like he may have RDF:  Resting Drunk Face.
 
2019-03-14 11:40:53 AM  
I'm telling you officer, I'm Sober!
 
2019-03-14 11:49:13 AM  
Ahhh Life. Once again . Even taking time for the small bits.
 
2019-03-14 11:50:34 AM  
Now I want to listen to Tool.
 
2019-03-14 11:50:44 AM  
Handle does not check out.
 
2019-03-14 11:50:53 AM  
Why can't he drink forever?  He just wants to start this over.
 
2019-03-14 11:52:38 AM  
Defense argument #1, just play off of the old EA slogan:  "It's in the name!"
 
2019-03-14 11:52:53 AM  
So sober... so weak...
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2019-03-14 11:54:50 AM  
What a wasted opportunity to misuse the ironic tag and have a side-flamewar.
 
2019-03-14 11:59:23 AM  
That's why you don't name your daughter Chastity.
 
2019-03-14 11:59:26 AM  
Irony tag on a bender
 
2019-03-14 12:02:05 PM  
Bonus if his defense attorney is named Larry Guilty.
 
2019-03-14 12:08:15 PM  
Go home Sober
 
2019-03-14 12:09:43 PM  
oh come one, this is what the "Irony" tag was made for...
 
2019-03-14 12:15:19 PM  
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2019-03-14 12:17:05 PM  
Why not the Ironic tag, Subby?
 
2019-03-14 12:38:36 PM  
Oh man, I bet he's a hit at AA meetings!
 
2019-03-14 12:45:59 PM  

bughunter: Oh man, I bet he's a hit at AA meetings!


Only if he tells them his name.... Hi my name is John and I'm an alcoholic and I've been sober for 27 fays.
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2019-03-14 12:58:03 PM  

bughunter: Oh man, I bet he's a hit at AA meetings!


Seeing as how he'd be known only as "Daniel S", probably not.
 
2019-03-14 12:59:40 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: Go home Sober


as someone whose maiden name had 7 letters and 4 vowels i could handle that..


very seldom made it home from "after work" sober.
 
2019-03-14 01:04:30 PM  
It's pronounced soo-bay.
 
2019-03-14 01:12:07 PM  

iamskibibitz: bughunter: Oh man, I bet he's a hit at AA meetings!

Seeing as how he'd be known only as "Daniel S", probably not.


Lots of people use full names.  Personal anonymity isn't required.

Only when identifying yourself to media as a member of AA is the tradition is to maintain anonymity.

And it's to protect the other AAers from your ego, not you.
 
2019-03-14 01:21:02 PM  
0.19? Pfff... amateur.
 
2019-03-14 01:33:21 PM  

Koldbern: Bonus if his defense attorney is named Larry Guilty.


And the judge is Justice Unfair.
 
2019-03-14 01:36:04 PM  
I guess that judge appointment is out.
 
2019-03-14 02:03:30 PM  

bughunter: Only when identifying yourself to media as a member of AA is the tradition is to maintain anonymity.


(hic!)
 
2019-03-14 06:45:56 PM  
Guess we get to call him Uncle Rebos now.
 
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