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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)   I've got a ferret munching on french fries   (wbrz.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Legal terms, City Hall, Riverside County, California, Animal control officers, San Bernardino County, California, french fry, Southern California, Riverside County Department of Animal Services  
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882 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 14 Mar 2019 at 6:02 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
Ferrets are apparently illegal in CA.
So if they ever find out who left the thing there, they'll be charged with abandonment of a pet.
Makes a lot of sense.
 
6 days ago  
California law prohibits ownership of ferrets

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He lives with me but he is not my monkey. One day I came over here and I found him sitting in the living room. I let him stay but he pays for his own room and board.
 
6 days ago  
compared to my french fry loving pet rat that is a thin critter
 
6 days ago  

lynxi: compared to my french fry loving pet rat that is a thin critter


So, there is a picture?
 
6 days ago  

Bruscar: lynxi: compared to my french fry loving pet rat that is a thin critter

So, there is a picture?


Found it elsewhere...
FERRET Dumped at Banning City Hall March 12 2019 from Riv Co Animal Services March 12 2019
Youtube EB6wieHrUcU
 
6 days ago  
Man bursts through door with dead animal and declares: 'It's not a weasel, it's a marten.'

/ said man then proceeded to punch the door-opener in the face
// that's Hoquiam for you
 
6 days ago  
This reminded me of how my first ferret was obsessed with french fries.  She would not leave you alone until you gave her one.  She'd crawl all over you.  Then, once she'd wore you down, she'd take her prize and cache it for later in her hidey hole.  Immediately, she'd come right back and beg for more.
 
6 days ago  
Fries are not very good for ferts, being obligate carnivores, but at least he wasn't starving.

I hope they find an out-of-state shelter to transfer him to. With ferts being illegal in CA (for no good reason), there's a good chance that he'll be destroyed. ;-(
 
6 days ago  
Mine used to like those little Italian cookies...you know, the ones that cost $12.00 a pound. Couldn't interest her in an Oreo or a Nutter Butter, but if it had those little pignoli  nuts on it, she'd come running. I guess I should be happy she turned her nose up at my Merlot, or there would have been a fight. Miss you, Cookie Monster 😢.
 
6 days ago  

scrumpox: Bruscar: lynxi: compared to my french fry loving pet rat that is a thin critter

So, there is a picture?

Found it elsewhere...
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Thank you.
 
5 days ago  
That sounds like the other half of a cop calling in a 10 code...

"1 Adam 12, 1 Adam 12, 10-54 at the corner of Lux and Vine - I've got a ferret munching on French fries, over."
 
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