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(Media Matters)   Lou Dobbs demands any and all Republicans who vote against Trump's fauxmergency be removed from office   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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1027 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Mar 2019 at 4:56 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-13 09:28:28 PM  
I see Lou has circled back to Krazytown
 
2019-03-13 09:34:27 PM  
Let's hear how exactly you propose to remove them from office Lou.
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2019-03-13 09:54:30 PM  
Living your best life, Lou! Keep up the good work.
 
2019-03-13 10:20:39 PM  
Lou Dobbs can sit on a habanero.
 
2019-03-13 10:46:34 PM  
Lou, the best thing that could have happened to you would've been a stroke 10 years ago.

Let it go, Grandpa. Just let them put you in a home.

I used to respect you. My god... you travashamockery of a human being.
 
2019-03-13 10:47:01 PM  
As John McCain said, "I don't work for Donald Trump". Elected officials should keep in mind that their first responsibility is to their constituents. That Lou Dobbs thinks otherwise isn't a surprise. At some future date, a republican congress critter who voted against trump may very well have changed the course of history.
 
6 days ago  
Doo Lobs...
 
6 days ago  
I demand that some patriotic American mail Dobbs a live Texas born and bred armadillo. Try to find one with leprosy.

If you can't find an armadillo with leprosy, try some other endemic American reservoir of loathsome disease, like a mouse with the hantavirus, a mosquito with West Nile Virus or possibly a beetle with Chagas Disease.
 
6 days ago  
Reservoirs of loathsome disease: Texas is full of them, and be warned, they vote.
 
6 days ago  
In fairness, Lou Dobbs is a moronic racist coont.
 
6 days ago  
It's jungle rot of the brain, isn't it. Or...nematodes. It's gotta be NEMATODES!
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
And what power does Lou Dobbs imagine that he has, that lets him make demands?
 
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6 days ago  
I would like to see them removed from office. I'd also like to see Republicans that vote in favor of Trump's fauxmergency removed from office too though.
 
6 days ago  
I kind vaguely thought there was a time when Lou Dobbs was a respected business reporter. I really had not heard about him in years..until the orange evil was beset upon us. Dude is unhinged...literally. Most businesses would be a bit concerned and shuffle him out the door with a nice gold watch.
 
6 days ago  

Harry_Seldon: I kind vaguely thought there was a time when Lou Dobbs was a respected business reporter. I really had not heard about him in years..until the orange evil was beset upon us. Dude is unhinged...literally. Most businesses would be a bit concerned and shuffle him out the door with a nice gold watch.


He wasn't much more sane during the W. years, at least going by what Keith Olberman was saying about him at the time.
 
6 days ago  
In theory ,I have no problem with this idea.

Replace them with Democrats.
 
6 days ago  

NewportBarGuy: Lou, the best thing that could have happened to you would've been a stroke 10 years ago.


You sure he didn't?
 
6 days ago  
I say 'Lou Fox' to save time.
 
6 days ago  
And I demand fresh strawberries at the omelette/waffle bar!  The strawberries they've got there now are obviously canned, or frozen, or something.  They're all mushy and leak their juices all over.  Also I demand that the TV be set to TBS.  There's a Friends marathon from 9 am to 4 pm!  And I demand that afternoon medication time be moved to after dinner, because my pills give me gas unless I take them after food.  And I demand that one day a week the whole ward gets to vote on what's for dinner that day next week, within reason of course.  Imaginary creatures or luxury foods won't be allowed, so there'll be no votes for Unicorn steak with caviar.  Also I demand that it be 1973 again.  Those were the days.
 
6 days ago  
March 100% in lockstep with dear leader or you're a RINO that will be primaried!

If you want to have your own thoughts go join the libfarts!
 
6 days ago  

NewportBarGuy: Lou, the best thing that could have happened to you would've been a stroke 10 years ago.

Let it go, Grandpa. Just let them put you in a home.

I used to respect you. My god... you travashamockery of a human being.


the more he talks  the more i think he DID have that stroke.
 
6 days ago  
Hey Lou, is that your position, the position of the company you work for, the position of the Trump White House, or the position of the public?
 
6 days ago  

wood0366: Hey Lou, is that your position, the position of the company you work for, the position of the Trump White House, or the position of the public?


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6 days ago  

brantgoose: I demand that some patriotic American mail Dobbs a live Texas born and bred armadillo. Try to find one with leprosy.

If you can't find an armadillo with leprosy, try some other endemic American reservoir of loathsome disease, like a mouse with the hantavirus, a mosquito with West Nile Virus or possibly a beetle with Chagas Disease.


We have armadillos.

They come out at night and stumble around like Mister Magoo.  When coming home by night, I've had to stop and wait for the armadillos to get out of the way. On one occasion, I had to get out and shoo them out of the driveway so I could pull into the yard. Two of them didn't seem to grasp the concept of even after I clapped my hands and yelled. So I actually had to reach down, grab their rumps and physically push them off the road. After a good shove they finally waddled off into the undergrowth.

They're my favorite trash mammals. I don't wanna inflict Lou Dobbs on them.  Even mosquitoes are too good.  How about pinworms? Those are fun.

/Csb
 
6 days ago  
When I hear Lou's end-of-democracy-crazy-talk, it makes me wonder how many assets Russia has at Fox News.
 
6 days ago  
This is normal.
 
6 days ago  

August11: When I hear Lou's end-of-democracy-crazy-talk, it makes me wonder how many assets Russia has at Fox News.


Yeah, that's the thing. Chasing a narrative by being selective about how you interpret the evidence is one thing, but it's an entirely different thing if you're working backward by going from an outcome and making evidence up to support it or just ignoring evidence entirely and going with baseless hyperbole.
 
6 days ago  
I will tell you straight up, I think every senator who votes against this should absolutely be removed from office. I mean I think the RNC should work to get rid of them because they're standing in the way of a president who is the most successful in the first two years of his presidency since FDR. And it's that straightforward.

I support Lou Dobbs in his efforts, and hope he succeeds in his quest to 'purity test' every Republican member of the US Senate.

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!
 
6 days ago  

wood0366: August11: When I hear Lou's end-of-democracy-crazy-talk, it makes me wonder how many assets Russia has at Fox News.

Yeah, that's the thing. Chasing a narrative by being selective about how you interpret the evidence is one thing, but it's an entirely different thing if you're working backward by going from an outcome and making evidence up to support it or just ignoring evidence entirely and going with baseless hyperbole.


That has always been Fox's modus operandi.
 
6 days ago  

August11: When I hear Lou's end-of-democracy-crazy-talk, it makes me wonder how many assets Russia has at Fox News.


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6 days ago  
I always thought Lou was a stable, conservative fiscal guy.

When did he set his hair on fire and go completely off the rails?
 
6 days ago  

stan unusual: Let's hear how exactly you propose to remove them from office Lou.
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Dear Nancy;

These "Republicans" voted with you on the emergency override bill please impeach.

Your Best bud
Lou
 
6 days ago  

MyMindIsGoingDave: I always thought Lou was a stable, conservative fiscal guy.

When did he set his hair on fire and go completely off the rails?


He's been off his nut for years, go search for Lou Dobbs dimms on google images.
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6 days ago  
Lou Dobbs is like the guy who sleeps next to the dumpster and screams about the CIA stealing his urine.
 
6 days ago  

Farxist Marxist: As John McCain said, "I don't work for Donald Trump". Elected officials should keep in mind that their first responsibility is to their constituents. That Lou Dobbs thinks otherwise isn't a surprise. At some future date, a republican congress critter who voted against trump may very well have changed the course of history.


Surely Lou will go to Texas himself and threaten land owners personally?  I hear western states love visits by armed federal agents with "papers" demanding they hand over their property.
 
6 days ago  

Northern: Farxist Marxist: As John McCain said, "I don't work for Donald Trump". Elected officials should keep in mind that their first responsibility is to their constituents. That Lou Dobbs thinks otherwise isn't a surprise. At some future date, a republican congress critter who voted against trump may very well have changed the course of history.

Surely Lou will go to Texas himself and threaten land owners personally?  I hear western states love visits by armed federal agents with "papers" demanding they hand over their property.


Well, if it ends like Waco, the federales will have an easier time of invoking eminent domain since the property would be cleared ahead of time.
 
6 days ago  

brantgoose: I demand that some patriotic American mail Dobbs a live Texas born and bred armadillo. Try to find one with leprosy.

If you can't find an armadillo with leprosy, try some other endemic American reservoir of loathsome disease, like a mouse with the hantavirus, a mosquito with West Nile Virus or possibly a beetle with Chagas Disease.


A squirrel with bubonic plague?
 
6 days ago  
"they're standing in the way of a president who is the most successful in the first two years of his presidency since FDR"

I mean how can you even?.. okay I get you are a pathetic shill who's entire role is to talk utter shiat but christ how do you even get the words out?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Senile codger on Fox Business says what?
 
6 days ago  

gaspode: "they're standing in the way of a president who is the most successful in the first two years of his presidency since FDR"

I mean how can you even?.. okay I get you are a pathetic shill who's entire role is to talk utter shiat but christ how do you even get the words out?


I think it's a lot like many things, you start with "I know it's a lie but the money/power/benefits are great", then move to "Huh, this copy seems to make sense..." to "I don't even need the copy anymore, I know the Truth[tm]."

Repeating a lie makes it easier, embracing the sophistry allows you to build on it. By the end, you don't even need the guidance on how to frame the derp, it just is a natural deviation of your thought processes.
 
6 days ago  
I can picture Big Lou's jowls flapping as he says that.
 
6 days ago  
Why does stupid get a platform?
 
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6 days ago  

RedGorontius: Why does stupid get a platform?


because it appeal to other stupid, that will be influenced by ads that run on the platform, such that people wishing to sell stuff to the stupid masses will buy that ad space.
 
6 days ago  
And I demand that Lou Dobbs suck-start a shotgun and remove himself from the public consciousness.
 
6 days ago  

RedGorontius: Why does stupid get a platform?


A lot of stupid listens.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
2020 elections is going to be about Trump and his stupid wall he's never going to build anyway. So good for you Lou.
 
6 days ago  

wood0366: Northern: Farxist Marxist: As John McCain said, "I don't work for Donald Trump". Elected officials should keep in mind that their first responsibility is to their constituents. That Lou Dobbs thinks otherwise isn't a surprise. At some future date, a republican congress critter who voted against trump may very well have changed the course of history.

Surely Lou will go to Texas himself and threaten land owners personally?  I hear western states love visits by armed federal agents with "papers" demanding they hand over their property.

Well, if it ends like Waco, the federales will have an easier time of invoking eminent domain since the property would be cleared ahead of time.


No one in power wants the wall except Trump.  As mentioned many times: in December 2018 the GOP controlled the executive, judicial, both houses of congress, and most state governorships and legislatures.  Getting the wall built was a simple matter, instead they shut the government down.  The simple fact is that the wall won't work as claimed, will cost way more money than claimed, and can be easily blocked once the Dems take over.  Land owners on the border really don't want the Wall either.
It's American performance art at its best.  I'm just waiting for Lou to defecate on his desk on live TV.
/GG Allin approves
 
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