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(MSN)   Facebook under criminal investigation by prosecutors with the United States attorney's office for the Eastern District of New York. Huh, wonder if that's why all their shiat crapped the bed yesterday   (msn.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 08:39:47 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA

suck it, Zuck
 
2019-03-13 08:42:40 PM  
Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.
 
2019-03-13 08:48:44 PM  
Baron Samedi Laughing on train
Youtube gX3wGWHRlXQ
 
2019-03-13 08:49:13 PM  
LOL - Fark you Mark Zuckerberg, you slimy piece of shiat.
 
2019-03-13 08:53:08 PM  
You never know, Subby. You could be right. But if they are covering something up, conventional wisdom has it that the cover-up is more dangerous than the crime. Vide Nixon and Co.
 
2019-03-13 08:54:46 PM  
Well, these are interesting time we live in.

Anybody thinking of going to be early? Me neither.
 
2019-03-13 08:56:45 PM  
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2019-03-13 09:12:22 PM  
This pleases me.
 
2019-03-13 09:49:02 PM  
fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!
 
2019-03-14 02:56:14 AM  

Norad: Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.


facebook starts turning into a creepy stalker if you ignore it for a couple of weeks.  it starts sending you messages, suggestions.  "here - I've matched your friend suggestions with this really hot looking single woman who lives near you via this incredibly vague and sketchy 6-degrees-of-separation algorithm buried in my source code'.
 
2019-03-14 03:24:47 AM  
 
2019-03-14 03:27:44 AM  

cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!


MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.
 
2019-03-14 03:34:49 AM  

fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.


Bring back IRC!
 
2019-03-14 03:39:46 AM  

aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!


IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.
 
2019-03-14 03:40:55 AM  
They farking sold the two-factor authentication info to advertisers.
 
2019-03-14 03:54:55 AM  
It's almost ironic that New York's court system may systematically remove corruption from the US one entity at a time.
 
2019-03-14 04:00:12 AM  

aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!


I use irc every day....
 
2019-03-14 04:04:21 AM  

mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.


These days, discord is just IRC with a prettier interface, less utility, and optionally the ability to hear the people you're talking to.

/Minor rant, I kind of hate discord. So many communities use it, which hides all their information from search engines. This means, if you're trying to find an answer within a particular topic, you can't just google it and find a forum post with the answer. Have to join the community and search or ask there. Especially prevalent within gaming and early access titles.
 
2019-03-14 04:29:34 AM  

Niveras: mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.

These days, discord is just IRC with a prettier interface, less utility, and optionally the ability to hear the people you're talking to.

/Minor rant, I kind of hate discord. So many communities use it, which hides all their information from search engines. This means, if you're trying to find an answer within a particular topic, you can't just google it and find a forum post with the answer. Have to join the community and search or ask there. Especially prevalent within gaming and early access titles.


That is considered a bonus for the console hacking scene that seems to like discord. The media support allows for better collaboration and makes discord worth using over IRC. IMHO.
 
2019-03-14 04:44:21 AM  

Norad: Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.


Yeah, I'm sure they'll throw all my info in the incinerator as soon as I "delete" my account.
 
2019-03-14 04:48:16 AM  

fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.


Remember Reaganbook? Neither do I.
 
2019-03-14 04:49:51 AM  
 
2019-03-14 04:53:06 AM  

BafflerMeal: Behind the Bastards Podcast

Part One: Mark Zuckerberg: The Worst Person of the 21st Century (So Far)

Part Two: Mark Zuckerberg: The Worst Person of the 21st Century (So Far)

Part Three: Mark Zuckerberg: The Worst Person of the 21st Century (So Far)


Whoops, I didn't read through the comments before posting the same links.

Oh well. It bears repeating.
 
2019-03-14 05:09:39 AM  

mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.


Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...
 
2019-03-14 05:15:24 AM  

Koldbern: mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.

Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...


Procomm+ forever!
 
2019-03-14 05:17:05 AM  

Koldbern: mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.

Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...


BBS'ing.  Ah, that takes me back.  C-64, with my RCA TV as a monitor.  1200-baud modem.

/Gyroscope BBS
//Hosted by Gyro Gearloose
///Good times
 
2019-03-14 05:44:11 AM  

King Something: [YouTube video: Baron Samedi Laughing on train]


Baron Samdi' va vini mangé ou
 
2019-03-14 05:44:21 AM  

Miss Stein: Koldbern: mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.

Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...

BBS'ing.  Ah, that takes me back.  C-64, with my RCA TV as a monitor.  1200-baud modem.

/Gyroscope BBS
//Hosted by Gyro Gearloose
///Good times


I still have a landline, a 28.8 modem, and the entire 2 500MB drives that ran my BBS.  Stored. I have no idea if it would boot up again. One day it will be interesting to try..or not.
/Phaze Doubt BBS
//990-9000
///Don't recall how I got the number. Seemed cool at the time. 3
 
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2019-03-14 05:55:29 AM  
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2019-03-14 06:25:34 AM  

#2: [img.fark.net image 812x627]


/looks around Fark
 
2019-03-14 06:31:11 AM  

Aviron: Miss Stein: Koldbern: mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.

Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...

BBS'ing.  Ah, that takes me back.  C-64, with my RCA TV as a monitor.  1200-baud modem.

/Gyroscope BBS
//Hosted by Gyro Gearloose
///Good times

I still have a landline, a 28.8 modem, and the entire 2 500MB drives that ran my BBS.  Stored. I have no idea if it would boot up again. One day it will be interesting to try..or not.
/Phaze Doubt BBS
//990-9000
///Don't recall how I got the number. Seemed cool at the time. 3


::swoon::
 
2019-03-14 06:34:38 AM  

fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.


Feh, Nemester is my choice!

https://zapatopi.net/nemester/
 
2019-03-14 06:37:39 AM  
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2019-03-14 06:52:02 AM  

Gestalt: [i.chzbgr.com image 256x512]


biatch stole his coffee.
 
2019-03-14 06:57:04 AM  

Koldbern: Any good local dial-up bulletin-board-systems still in operation in 2019?

Crap... I don't have the correct type of POTS landline...
...or a proper serial modem...
...or a decent DOS computer...


Miss Stein: BBS'ing.  Ah, that takes me back.  C-64, with my RCA TV as a monitor.  1200-baud modem.

/Gyroscope BBS
//Hosted by Gyro Gearloose
///Good times


Aviron: I still have a landline, a 28.8 modem, and the entire 2 500MB drives that ran my BBS.  Stored. I have no idea if it would boot up again. One day it will be interesting to try..or not.
/Phaze Doubt BBS
//990-9000
///Don't recall how I got the number. Seemed cool at the time. 3


http://bbslist.textfiles.com/
 
2019-03-14 07:02:10 AM  
"Purge the drives! Burn everything! I mean everything! If it's in your desk, it goes! If it's in the filing cabinets, it goes! We are at Defcon 1 people!"
 
2019-03-14 07:03:48 AM  
RICO THEIR ASS
 
2019-03-14 07:18:55 AM  
I hope they send that creepy cuck Zuckerberg to PMITA prison.
 
2019-03-14 07:26:20 AM  
Facebook needs to die.
 
2019-03-14 07:35:41 AM  
This is very interesting to me. The DOJ is currently headed by a guy who openly says that the mission of the DOJ is to protect the executive branch.

Yet the DOJ is taking on funders and enablers of the current administration.

The SDNY prosecutor, like all other federal prosecutors, serves at the pleasure of the President. It is well within the authority of the President to remove and replace the current prosecutor for all of these investigations and with his track record I expect it. After all, he fired Preet when he started investigating people around Trump.

Has McConnell told him that no new nominees will be considered for the job if the current one is dismissed? Does Trump believe that if every one else is brought down then he'll be able to claim it was everyone else but him? Maybe he believes that if he lets the system purge his connections then he can rid himself of obligations to the Russians.
 
2019-03-14 07:44:09 AM  

mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.


Fun fact, the most popular bot engine is still eggdrop. And I know this because we can't seem to go a week on the Tcl support groups without having to teach some eggdropper basic Tcl syntax.

Tcl could have been the scripting engine for the web, but no, we had to be the scripting engine for IRC. (Ok, and to be fair, it's also basically the foundation of Cisco IOS.)
 
2019-03-14 07:51:17 AM  

mrparks: aleister_greynight: fusillade762: cman: fark Facebook! MySpace all the way!

MySpace? Pfft. Friendster is where it's at.

Bring back IRC!

IRC didn't go anywhere.

/and thank you, so fricking much, for not calling it mIRC.


Is ICQ still a thing? Asking for a comrade.
 
2019-03-14 07:59:33 AM  

Weaver95: Norad: Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.

facebook starts turning into a creepy stalker if you ignore it for a couple of weeks.  it starts sending you messages, suggestions.  "here - I've matched your friend suggestions with this really hot looking single woman who lives near you via this incredibly vague and sketchy 6-degrees-of-separation algorithm buried in my source code'.


We know you clicked on a couple of the hot ones and scrolled through their publicly available pictures. Add friend? Come on... what's the harm? Do it. Fine.

We will ask again when you're drunk.
 
2019-03-14 08:07:12 AM  
MeowMeowBeenz™ for life.
 
2019-03-14 08:09:41 AM  

SordidEuphemism: MeowMeowBeenz™ for life.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-14 08:32:23 AM  

Weaver95: Norad: Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.

facebook starts turning into a creepy stalker if you ignore it for a couple of weeks.  it starts sending you messages, suggestions.  "here - I've matched your friend suggestions with this really hot looking single woman who lives near you via this incredibly vague and sketchy 6-degrees-of-separation algorithm buried in my source code'.


Some folks just can't put the crack pipe down
*shrugs*
 
2019-03-14 08:41:15 AM  
Zuckerberg can share a cell at with Dylann Roof.
 
2019-03-14 08:47:21 AM  
It was funny that yesterday people were freaking out and going all Lord of the Flies when the system went down.  Reminded me of the Wake Up and Smile SNL skit when the teleprompter broke.
 
2019-03-14 08:52:20 AM  

th0th: It was funny that yesterday people were freaking out and going all Lord of the Flies when the system went down.  Reminded me of the Wake Up and Smile SNL skit when the teleprompter broke.


Bet it felt good for all the small business, etc... who had teamed with FB to handle all of their authentication and B2B needs.
 
2019-03-14 08:58:19 AM  

Weaver95: Norad: Yeah, fark Farcebook.

Deactivate or delete your account. This shiathole is not to be trusted.

facebook starts turning into a creepy stalker if you ignore it for a couple of weeks.  it starts sending you messages, suggestions.  "here - I've matched your friend suggestions with this really hot looking single woman who lives near you via this incredibly vague and sketchy 6-degrees-of-separation algorithm buried in my source code'.


Huh. Not for me  it doesn't.  I don't get emails from it at all. Either it's given up on me, or I've created some kind of email filter & forgotten about it.  Anyway, I check it about once a month, if that.  Too much work for too little benefit.
 
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