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(The Daily Beast)   A Giuliani ally says Trump's lawyer wasn't "dangling a pardon" in front of Michael Cohen; he was simply referencing some Garth Brooks lyrics - as New York lawyers often do   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Garth Brooks, Pardon, President of the United States, president's ex-fixer Michael Cohen, attorney Bob Costello, Last week, lawyer Rudy Giuliani, Rudy Giuliani  
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2019-03-13 07:33:48 PM  
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Ron Howard's brother is definitely an alien.
 
6 days ago  
yeah sure. And James Brown's limo driver picked me up one night after work and gave me a ride all over town. It's more truth than Giuliani's garbage.
 
6 days ago  
Ok.

Well.

Ari Melber quotes rap lyrics and, for some insane reason, seems to be steeped in gangsta.

So........sure.

But I want line dancing NY lawyers on video ASAP.
 
6 days ago  
The song is Friends In LowPlaces, dumbass.
 
6 days ago  

swaniefrmreddeer: The song is Friends In LowPlaces, dumbass.


I don't even listen to country and I knew that <facepalm>
 
6 days ago  
Mr. Costello needs to be watching the detectives.
You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
Now fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit
They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit
Someone's scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?
 
6 days ago  
As others have said, and as the final sentence of TFA points out, the excuse doesn't even make any sense even if you could otherwise believe what these lying sacks of horseshiat spew out on a daily basis, because, as that says:

In fact, the popular 1990 single that Brooks recorded is titled, "Friends in Low Places."

And hell, if that's the statement that was made, it would've actually been true, because these motherfarkers are lower than whale shiat.
 
6 days ago  
Just offering him a steamed ham

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6 days ago  
Did I say Garth Brooks? I meant Fightstar.

Link
 
6 days ago  
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden.
 
6 days ago  

swaniefrmreddeer: The song is Friends In LowPlaces, dumbass.


Fun fact: I was best friends with that songwriter's son. Was a swell guy.
 
6 days ago  
If anyone believes that I have this for sale:


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6 days ago  
What's with this new bottom of screen ad pop-up for mobile?  Do I need to finally invest in ad blockers?
 
6 days ago  
Before this is all over I fully expect the Chewbacca defense to be used in a real court.
 
6 days ago  

sdd2000: If anyone believes that I have this for sale:


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They can buy that right after they buy my afterlife pet and property special.
 
6 days ago  
Sure Jan. That song actually did cross my mind when that quote first came up but in no way did I think it be used as an excuse.  This is beyond crazy pills
 
6 days ago  
OH COME ON
 
6 days ago  

Cyberluddite: As others have said, and as the final sentence of TFA points out, the excuse doesn't even make any sense even if you could otherwise believe what these lying sacks of horseshiat spew out on a daily basis, because, as that says:

In fact, the popular 1990 single that Brooks recorded is titled, "Friends in Low Places."

And hell, if that's the statement that was made, it would've actually been true, because these motherfarkers are lower than whale shiat.


Whale shiat floats. If one of the creatures living in the Marianas Trench took a shiat, that'd be a more accurate comparison.
 
6 days ago  
I still hate the farking gall of it all. I hate that 30-35% of the population will believe that bullshiat. Apparently, just to piss me off (and the like-minded).
 
6 days ago  

Kirablue42: yeah sure. And James Brown's limo driver picked me up one night after work and gave me a ride all over town. It's more truth than Giuliani's garbage.


You might know this, but I'm a hermaphrodite transgenger lesbian homosexual Zulu Jihadist with an abortion addiction.
 
6 days ago  
So... when Trump eventually says that's the way he remembers it, it will actually be Carolin Gallego quoting Chris Gaines lyrics?

/ Going for the deep cuts, folks.
 
6 days ago  
Come on, everyone. It would take a real scumbag to so openly and corruptly flaunt such a power. There's gotta be a better explanation than that, right?

Hey, where did everyone go?
 
6 days ago  
*sigh*

They are actually going with this.

*sigh*

And people will believe them.

*sigh*

Aww, fark me runnin'.

*sigh*
 
6 days ago  
As my New York lawyer once told me, that don't impress me much.
 
6 days ago  

On-Farkin-On: What's with this new bottom of screen ad pop-up for mobile?  Do I need to finally invest in ad blockers?


Ghostery seems to have remedied my situation.

/sorry Drew
 
6 days ago  

kling_klang_bed: Kirablue42: yeah sure. And James Brown's limo driver picked me up one night after work and gave me a ride all over town. It's more truth than Giuliani's garbage.

You might know this, but I'm a hermaphrodite transgenger lesbian homosexual Zulu Jihadist with an abortion addiction.


How YOU doin'?
 
6 days ago  
Sure, Jan....
 
6 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: sdd2000: If anyone believes that I have this for sale:


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They can buy that right after they buy my afterlife pet and property special.


Maybe we can create a package deal.
 
6 days ago  

LordJiro: Cyberluddite: As others have said, and as the final sentence of TFA points out, the excuse doesn't even make any sense even if you could otherwise believe what these lying sacks of horseshiat spew out on a daily basis, because, as that says:

In fact, the popular 1990 single that Brooks recorded is titled, "Friends in Low Places."

And hell, if that's the statement that was made, it would've actually been true, because these motherfarkers are lower than whale shiat.

Whale shiat floats. If one of the creatures living in the Marianas Trench took a shiat, that'd be a more accurate comparison.


You know what? I learned something today. That makes me happy and also not want to go swimming in the ocean
 
6 days ago  
Dammit, I got beat to a Chris Gaines joke
 
6 days ago  
Really?  Jesus I thought the headline was a joke of some kind.
 
6 days ago  
They out to belt out a rousing version of Shameless for this bullshiat.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Sorry for the threadjack but how am I supposed to deal with the fact that Instagram is down and our entire business depends on it!

End of threadjack.

Giuliani for the record is a corrupt bag of shiat.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
It would be interesting if Garth Brooks weighed in on this absolute crap.... I'm not going to assume anything about his politics
 
6 days ago  
Too stupid to go with something about friends in high places god and Jesus and faith and it will be ok type of garble. Lol
 
6 days ago  

berylman: It would be interesting if Garth Brooks weighed in on this absolute crap.... I'm not going to assume anything about his politics


He's a "soft" republican. One who was cool with Obama and turned Trump's invitation to play at his inauguration down.

So he's alright in my book.
 
6 days ago  
Ok you guys are being unfair. Sure it sounds like absolute bullshiat to you.

Do cocaine for years and years and years and then start doing even more cocaine because your besties woth the president and then even more because your coke fueled carcass has gotten In hot water and has no non-cocaine related coping mechanisms left so more blow more blow more.

Then the whole excuse makes TONS of sense and seems just perfectly logical. Why you guys gotta be assholes?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Wait, I'm confused .. I thought it was Cohen who was the one singing ..
 
6 days ago  
I'm not sure what he's doing now, but it is pretty obvious that he's a victim of the game.  the dance they are doing isn't really new, but it is much too young to feel this damn old.  I guess I would consider Mueller's investigation to be a lot like the basketball team in OKC.  No matter what happens, the thunder rolls, just like Mueller does.  I am getting impatient to see Mueller's report, though.  We keep hearing 'tomorrow', 'it will be ready tomorrow', but if tomorrow never comes to pass, we will never see that report.  I am afraid that our hopes for the Mueller report will end up being so many unanswered prayers.

Sorry about this post, but when it comes to garth, I am shameless.
 
6 days ago  

waxingpolemic: Sorry for the threadjack but how am I supposed to deal with the fact that Instagram is down and our entire business depends on it!

End of threadjack.


Switch to a business that contributes to humanity in any meaningful way.
 
6 days ago  
Sometimes I wonder if the way Trump and his allies come up with "explanations" for stuff is to just f*cking google it and pick the first story you see.  It doesn't have to make any f*cking sense.
 
6 days ago  

Farkin_Crazy: berylman: It would be interesting if Garth Brooks weighed in on this absolute crap.... I'm not going to assume anything about his politics

He's a "soft" republican. One who was cool with Obama and turned Trump's invitation to play at his inauguration down.

So he's alright in my book.


Dude's a businessman first and saw what happened to the Dixie Chicks.
 
6 days ago  

kling_klang_bed: Kirablue42: yeah sure. And James Brown's limo driver picked me up one night after work and gave me a ride all over town. It's more truth than Giuliani's garbage.

You might know this, but I'm a hermaphrodite transgenger lesbian homosexual Zulu Jihadist with an abortion addiction.


Overachiever!
 
6 days ago  
Man Giuliani truly is a terrible attorney.
 
6 days ago  
My disappoint face.
Let me show you it.

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6 days ago  
So the talking point is going to be "Of course those city slicker new yorkers got the lyrics wrong!", right?
 
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