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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Ya know, I realize it may not mean much in the grand scheme of things, but that is NOT Aunt Norma in that coffin over there   ( divider line
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2544 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2019 at 11:25 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-13 11:31:48 PM  
Maybe they went to the wrong wake .
2019-03-13 11:34:13 PM  
"Family seeking answers"
They messed up?
2019-03-13 11:40:33 PM  
Of corpse it is.
2019-03-13 11:41:10 PM  
It's any bodies problem.
2019-03-13 11:41:30 PM  

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
2019-03-13 11:43:43 PM  
Florida tag in the correct coffin?
2019-03-14 12:12:51 AM  
Oops our bad.
2019-03-14 12:19:36 AM  
FFS, what's the problem here? You went to a wake to mourn. Did you or did you not get a body to mourn over? Okay, so maybe it's not the *right* body. But you got a body. You still had all the right number of things. A room, a body, a casket, some flowers. It's like going through the drive through and when you get home you found you got a different order. It's not like you ordered 2 Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, and a kids meal for your family, but only got a cheese burger and apple pie. No, you got 1 Big Mac, a chicken club, a fish fillet, and a 10 piece nugget. So a couple of people will just have to make do, and the little basted gets 10 nuggets instead of 4, and doesn't get some piece of crap plastic toy. He got 6 extra nuggets, and the toy sucks anyway.
So maybe this corpse you got is better looking than the one you had. That's like getting those 6 extra nuggets right there.
2019-03-14 12:20:20 AM  
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk.
2019-03-14 06:27:30 AM  

MythDragon: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk.

I dunno, pretty sure they normally pickle the corpses...
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