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(WSBTV)   Atlanta Police Department accepting applications for new recruits. Bonus: doesn't matter if you smoke weed. Admiral Ackbar dubious   (wsbtv.com) divider line
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2019-03-14 02:26:28 AM  
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Not sure if trap or not...
 
2019-03-14 02:33:52 AM  
I'm in!!
So when does HR opens?
I'll be there as soon as I'm done w/my spliffs!!!!!
 
2019-03-14 02:34:28 AM  
What time did you say HR opens again??
 
2019-03-14 02:35:04 AM  
I forgot what was I applying for again???
 
2019-03-14 02:38:25 AM  

Neondistraction: [img.fark.net image 425x176]Not sure if trap or not...


You can't spell party without trap.
 
2019-03-14 02:56:48 AM  

lurkymclurkface: Neondistraction: [img.fark.net image 425x176]Not sure if trap or not...

You can't spell party without trap.


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2019-03-14 05:36:06 AM  
Smoke weed =/ Having smoked weed in the past two years.

At least it's a step in the right direction though.
 
2019-03-14 06:54:28 AM  
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2019-03-14 07:30:02 AM  
I've always felt that drug and alcohol testing should be done on politicians weekly. They'll kill more people than some guy wiping tables at the burger shop.
 
2019-03-14 08:19:03 AM  

lurkymclurkface: Neondistraction: [img.fark.net image 425x176]Not sure if trap or not...

You can't spell party without trap.


Hey, has anyone seen Ghastly in a while?
 
2019-03-14 08:38:26 AM  

Interceptor1: I've always felt that drug and alcohol testing should be done on politicians weekly. They'll kill more people than some guy wiping tables at the burger shop.


I forget the year it happened, but sometime between 1990 and 2000 a testing agency tasted the waste water coming from downtown Washington DC. it appears there's a lot of people in that area that consume cocaine.

Of course they can't pin point exactly what specific offices it was coming from but you can use your imagination.
 
2019-03-14 08:41:12 AM  

steklo: tasted


Uhm, that's "tested"...

"Wife switched me to Sanka this morning...so, have a heart"

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2019-03-14 08:45:07 AM  
Oh good, perhaps these guys can finally get a transfer to Atlanta...

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2019-03-14 09:12:27 AM  

Interceptor1: I've always felt that drug and alcohol testing should be done on politicians weekly. They'll kill more people than some guy wiping tables at the burger shop.


And as the walk through the door when voting on any bills....and when they get arrested, test positive and your sentence gets doubled (because drugs were involved).....just like the general public gets
 
2019-03-14 10:12:33 AM  

Mattbastard: Smoke weed =/ Having smoked weed in the past two years.

At least it's a step in the right direction though.


There should be a mandatory requirement for all cops to smoke two joints a day when on duty.  Might cut down on all the violence.
 
2019-03-14 10:20:07 AM  
Not requiring applicants to lie to you is a good start if you want honest cops.
 
2019-03-14 10:45:06 AM  

jtown: lurkymclurkface: Neondistraction: [img.fark.net image 425x176]Not sure if trap or not...

You can't spell party without trap.

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2019-03-14 11:23:29 AM  

steklo: Oh good, perhaps these guys can finally get a transfer to Atlanta...

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Wow, there's at least $40T worth of pot there!
 
2019-03-14 02:45:31 PM  
Cheech and Chong - What do you guys want?
Youtube 4-DZdZIMhAk

Coming to a police dept. near you.
 
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