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2019-03-13 05:13:32 PM  
Half a pint of vodka, you're good to go.
 
2019-03-13 06:00:20 PM  
I've had some doozies.
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2019-03-13 06:10:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I've had some doozies.
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"That's why my father invented pedialyte and weed. Get with it."
 
2019-03-13 06:23:52 PM  
Irish people drink to excess?
 
2019-03-13 06:25:50 PM  
Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.
 
2019-03-13 06:27:05 PM  

Smoking GNU: Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.


I get migraines and nausea. I don't need to add to that.
 
2019-03-13 06:27:57 PM  

Smoking GNU: Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.


You weren't trying hard enough then. Cold peppermint tea has saved my life a few times.
 
2019-03-13 06:30:05 PM  
11. THE HORRORS
Sat in your room, sweating in the dark like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

I have been here before
 
2019-03-13 06:30:52 PM  

caddisfly: Smoking GNU: Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.

You weren't trying hard enough then. Cold peppermint tea has saved my life a few times.


I think it's genetic. I don't get heartburn, either, no matter what i eat.

That's probably what ate up all my luck for the rest of my life, because that's sure been a farking neverending story of lucklessness.
 
2019-03-13 06:33:07 PM  
I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.
 
2019-03-13 06:35:02 PM  
2. I'VE GOT THE FEAR

The true drunkard knows no fear, and can power through anything that arises the next day that they don't remember.
 
2019-03-13 06:36:04 PM  
Boiled shiate..

It really doesn't get any more accurate than that.
 
2019-03-13 06:37:34 PM  

Mugato: Half a pint of vodka, you're good to go.


While that is a viable strategy, in my experience it only delays the pain.
 
2019-03-13 06:39:08 PM  
Fur boot mouth is why I keep a gallon of water in the fridge.
 
2019-03-13 06:41:12 PM  
Funny, I don't really get hangovers any more. My tolerance must be high. Also I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. (Well kinda)
Now, acid reflux and dry heaves and runny nose in the morning, NOW you're talkin.
 
2019-03-13 06:45:07 PM  
You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.
 
2019-03-13 06:47:44 PM  

BrerRobot: You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.


Christ, you pot smokers are about as insufferable as Prius owners.

Give it a rest.
 
2019-03-13 06:50:53 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: BrerRobot: You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.

Christ, you pot smokers are about as insufferable as Prius owners.

Give it a rest.


I hypermiler my Prius to my local organically grown weed and kombucha store.
 
2019-03-13 06:51:04 PM  

thatboyoverthere: Smoking GNU: Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.

I get migraines and nausea. I don't need to add to that.


This.

Found a wonderful cure for hangovers.  It's pretty decisive, especially on fark.  It's called not drinking or only having 1 or 2 spread out over a long period with lots of water inbetween.

Ever since I started not drinking I've found I'm more productive on the weekends, I actually want to do soltuff.  Its great.

Try not drinking today to cure your hangovers.

(Still occassionally have my benderific weekends, planned way in advance.  But nothing like before the IED that ended my military career and caused the migraines)
 
2019-03-13 06:51:36 PM  
I call bullshiat that these people are really Irish, since you have to sober up before you can be hungover.
 
2019-03-13 06:51:57 PM  

BrerRobot: You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.


True, but I could share a story about a pot high that felt like an eternal nightmare roller coaster from hell that I couldn't escape because my sense of time dropped out with the farking floor.

I'd rather deal with a nasty headache over that any day.
 
2019-03-13 06:52:15 PM  
I have not had one in the past eight years . I don't miss it at all .
 
2019-03-13 06:54:22 PM  

Mr.Hawk: 11. THE HORRORS
Sat in your room, sweating in the dark like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

I have been here before


Does the article mean captain Willard?  Sure kurtz sits in the dark, and he swears, but Martin sheen does this in the beginning of the movie and it is directly related to alcohol.
 
2019-03-13 06:59:42 PM  
All of my Irish realatives were not drinkers, I think they saw firsthand the consequences of that kind of lifestyle when they were young.

/I think I have about one beer a year, on St. Patrick's Day.
 
2019-03-13 07:02:42 PM  
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2019-03-13 07:02:46 PM  

Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.


Best thing about being in the army?  Platoon medics.  Walk through the barracks on a Sunday and they're getting hands on practice tapping lines and hooking up bags with lactated Ringer's (saline with electrolytes) and or intravenous sugar solutions.

Imagine pedialyte, but directly into your veins.  Cuts down a hangover to like an 8th.

The bbn one downside is when your medic tore it up with you or is a very heavy drinker.  Especially if you don't like needles, may get a few extra pokes before they hit the vein.
 
2019-03-13 07:05:29 PM  

dkulprit: Try not drinking today to cure your hangovers.


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2019-03-13 07:18:49 PM  
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2019-03-13 07:19:03 PM  
17. Woke up still drunk

I've used that, but not as hyperbole for a hangover. Just, literally woke up still drunk.

/those are the worst, because then you're too rested to sleep off the actual hangover when it hits
 
2019-03-13 07:20:41 PM  

naughtyrev: 2. I'VE GOT THE FEAR

The true drunkard knows no fear, and can power through anything that arises the next day that they don't remember.


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2019-03-13 07:23:09 PM  

Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.


If you drink as much as the typical darker claims to drink, I'd recommend NOT taking ibuprofen. Ibuprofen and acetaminophen rip up your liver pretty good too
 
2019-03-13 07:23:10 PM  
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2019-03-13 07:23:42 PM  

Smoking GNU: Never had a hangover in my life. And i went to a University completely surrounded by wineries.


...who drinks wine in college? Especially at a winery?

Chicks dont count
 
2019-03-13 07:27:17 PM  
Fresh air then alcohol.
 
2019-03-13 07:29:55 PM  
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'Ye barmy sodders!  Ye just stay drunk!'
 
2019-03-13 07:42:19 PM  

RottenEggs: I have not had one in the past eight years . I don't miss it at all .


Me too.  I got off that train around 30 - when the ride started getting bad.
 
2019-03-13 07:52:37 PM  

dkulprit: Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.

Best thing about being in the army?  Platoon medics.  Walk through the barracks on a Sunday and they're getting hands on practice tapping lines and hooking up bags with lactated Ringer's (saline with electrolytes) and or intravenous sugar solutions.

Imagine pedialyte, but directly into your veins.  Cuts down a hangover to like an 8th.

The bbn one downside is when your medic tore it up with you or is a very heavy drinker.  Especially if you don't like needles, may get a few extra pokes before they hit the vein.


Truly a miraculous feeling. I got my first taste in combat lifesaver class. And I hate needles.
 
2019-03-13 08:11:37 PM  

detonator: Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.

If you drink as much as the typical darker claims to drink, I'd recommend NOT taking ibuprofen. Ibuprofen and acetaminophen rip up your liver pretty good too


Agreed. I avoid hangovers as much as possible by staying hydrated when drinking and only do ibuprofen when absolutely necessary. Usually for a "surprise we're going to lunch with the in-laws!" kind of necessary.
 
2019-03-13 08:15:08 PM  

Wendigogo: detonator: Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.

If you drink as much as the typical darker claims to drink, I'd recommend NOT taking ibuprofen. Ibuprofen and acetaminophen rip up your liver pretty good too

Agreed. I avoid hangovers as much as possible by staying hydrated when drinking and only do ibuprofen when absolutely necessary. Usually for a "surprise we're going to lunch with the in-laws!" kind of necessary.


I knew a woman who made a habit of doing that. Emphasis on the past tense, because her liver failed at 32
 
2019-03-13 08:20:56 PM  

dkulprit: Mr.Hawk: 11. THE HORRORS
Sat in your room, sweating in the dark like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

I have been here before

Does the article mean captain Willard?  Sure kurtz sits in the dark, and he swears, but Martin sheen does this in the beginning of the movie and it is directly related to alcohol.


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This says it all

 
2019-03-13 08:21:55 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: BrerRobot: You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.

Christ, you pot smokers are about as insufferable as Prius owners Vegans.

Give it a rest.



FTFY
 
2019-03-13 08:43:14 PM  
I had a buddy who's description of *really* hungover was "I feel like a can of squashed buttholes".
 
2019-03-13 08:54:54 PM  

Mugato: Half a pint of vodka, you're good to go.


Half a pint? Like 250mL? That gives you a hangover? Jesus, I didn't realize my tolerance was that high.
 
2019-03-13 08:57:26 PM  

Vern: Mugato: Half a pint of vodka, you're good to go.

Half a pint? Like 250mL? That gives you a hangover? Jesus, I didn't realize my tolerance was that high.


No, it helps get rid of a hangover.
 
2019-03-13 09:05:23 PM  
117) "Your eyes look like two pissholes in the snow"

118) "I think I hurt my brain stem"

119) "You've got to feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up, that's the best they're going to feel all day."

120) (best said to a motorcyclist, bicyclist or skateboarder who can't behave in traffic) "Can I have your liver when you're done with it?"

121) "I drink to forget. It doesn't work."


I've been a moonshiner for many a year
I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer
I'll go to some hollow and set up my still
I'll make you a gallon for a 10 shilling bill.

I'm a rambler I'm a gambler I'm a long ways from home
And if you don't like me you can leave me alone
I eat when I'm hungry I drink when I'm dry
and if moonshine don't kill me I'll live til I die
Ah moonshine oh moonshine oh how I love thee

You killed me old father, but ah you try me
Oh bless all moonshiners and bless all moonshine
For it's breath smells as sweet as the dew on the vine.
 
2019-03-13 09:07:34 PM  
My go-to term is "I feel like I was et by a wolf and shiat off a cliff". The two-part imagery covers the whole thing for me.
 
2019-03-13 09:23:56 PM  

Mugato: Vern: Mugato: Half a pint of vodka, you're good to go.

Half a pint? Like 250mL? That gives you a hangover? Jesus, I didn't realize my tolerance was that high.

No, it helps get rid of a hangover.


Ah, that makes a lot more sense. Still makes me question my life choices though. Oh well, down the hatch.
 
2019-03-13 09:33:44 PM  

Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.


The only thing that really works is time.
 
2019-03-13 09:34:43 PM  

BrerRobot: You know who can better describe the agonizing pain of a marijuana hangover?
No stoner ever.


Who invited this guy?
 
2019-03-13 09:38:00 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Wendigogo: I don't need an article reminding me of a not so fun day post-drinking.

Hangover helper: tons of water, ibuprofen, time, and for some reason sushi.

The only thing that really works is time.


This. Your liver has to take its punishment. There's no way around it.
 
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