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(MSNBC)   Paul Manafort's day went from bad to worse in a New York minute. Trump gets permission from Boeing to ground their 737. Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your face grow long. I am the eggman. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Coo coo cA chew   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 04:44:00 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:44:26 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:47:30 PM  
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Fnck you, I am not going outside.
 
2019-03-13 04:47:50 PM  
So, a few Saturdays from now I'll be taking the red-eye into Chicago on the way to Puerto Rico. We have all day there. Family of four (11yr old, 15yr old).
What should I see?

Field Museum probably on the list already. Maybe Hancock building.
 
2019-03-13 04:48:49 PM  
Re: Donnie pardoning state crimes. Allowing this would take big bite out of states' rights. It's hard to imagine Republicans would be that short-sighted.

So it might just happen.
 
2019-03-13 04:48:50 PM  
BLEH
 
2019-03-13 04:49:11 PM  
Dog and I are the only ones here. TV is off, the jets have landed for dinner (I guess) and supper is in the crock pot. Life is good. How are you all?
 
2019-03-13 04:49:28 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:50:06 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: So, a few Saturdays from now I'll be taking the red-eye into Chicago on the way to Puerto Rico. We have all day there. Family of four (11yr old, 15yr old).
What should I see?

Field Museum probably on the list already. Maybe Hancock building.


Be sure and get your money changed over before you go. The exchange rates are ridiculous on the island.
 
2019-03-13 04:51:11 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:51:11 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: So, a few Saturdays from now I'll be taking the red-eye into Chicago on the way to Puerto Rico. We have all day there. Family of four (11yr old, 15yr old).
What should I see?

Field Museum probably on the list already. Maybe Hancock building.


How many Saturdays? Early season Cubs game at the second oldest ML stadium left.

Science Museum is pretty cool.

If you have time, Art Institute is awesome.
 
2019-03-13 04:51:48 PM  
I can't wait to see how many administration officials ditched Boeing stock this morning before the announcement. I'd be amazed if it didn't happen.
 
2019-03-13 04:52:23 PM  
 
2019-03-13 04:53:04 PM  
(totally not a bookmark before class starts)
 
2019-03-13 04:54:03 PM  
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Whirlyd00ms may be a thing here tomorrow.
 
2019-03-13 04:54:37 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:56:52 PM  
AOTD
Foxen
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2019-03-13 04:58:45 PM  
Infographic time!
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2019-03-13 04:59:24 PM  

FatherDale: Dog and I are the only ones here. TV is off, the jets have landed for dinner (I guess) and supper is in the crock pot. Life is good. How are you all?


Taking a breather while I figure out the next few designs.
 
2019-03-13 05:00:17 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:01:59 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:02:56 PM  
I'm walking around naked. Clothing hurts my chafed penis. Afraid to apply aloe in case an erection begins a new.
 
2019-03-13 05:03:18 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:04:09 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:05:34 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:05:40 PM  

djkutch: I'm walking around naked. Clothing hurts my chafed penis. Afraid to apply aloe in case an erection begins a new.


Well, that was more than I needed to know.
 
2019-03-13 05:09:02 PM  
I can't upload Fox photo at hotel. Had a handsome red fox right outside the house a few weeks ago.
 
2019-03-13 05:09:13 PM  

FatherDale: djkutch: I'm walking around naked. Clothing hurts my chafed penis. Afraid to apply aloe in case an erection begins a new.

Well, that was more than I needed to know.


Ditto. TMI
 
2019-03-13 05:10:38 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:11:50 PM  
So, I see we just got a big dick toilet sales guy update that looks interesting.

Has anyone seen a Flynn update?
 
2019-03-13 05:12:28 PM  
1.] S000oooooo, Big Dick Toilets... retracts and pulls back?
2.] New York street chorus singing; "YOU'RE LYING! SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT!" is my new jam.
 
2019-03-13 05:18:40 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:20:49 PM  
Foxes you say?

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What?
 
2019-03-13 05:21:07 PM  

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Dammit!
 
2019-03-13 05:21:26 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:23:51 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: So, a few Saturdays from now I'll be taking the red-eye into Chicago on the way to Puerto Rico. We have all day there. Family of four (11yr old, 15yr old).
What should I see?

Field Museum probably on the list already. Maybe Hancock building.


The Field museum should take most of your day and I imagine everyone will be pretty tired from traveling. I would just stick to that one.
 
2019-03-13 05:24:20 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: FatherDale: djkutch: I'm walking around naked. Clothing hurts my chafed penis. Afraid to apply aloe in case an erection begins a new.

Well, that was more than I needed to know.

Ditto. TMI


You must have missed the Manafort sentencing thread. I'm sure I'm sure I'm not the only one in this condition.  I feel even worse for the lady beans.

Look, I'm not going to lie to you Farkers. Liars is what got us here.

#teamsaveraerae
 
2019-03-13 05:27:06 PM  

djkutch: I'm walking around naked. Clothing hurts my chafed penis. Afraid to apply aloe in case an erection begins a new.


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Well...'sup, wildcats?
 
2019-03-13 05:29:30 PM  
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Flying Fox!
 
2019-03-13 05:36:18 PM  
This is the real thing, a domesticated fox


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2019-03-13 05:38:25 PM  
 
2019-03-13 05:40:43 PM  
LOL, there's a literal marching band interrupting a Chuck Todd interview
 
2019-03-13 05:45:47 PM  
Fennec be mad Yo

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2019-03-13 05:48:14 PM  
Just saw a Subway ad. Lady with the LED eyes is utterly WTF. I feel like setting up picket lines in front of Subway now. God, TV is awful. The only reason to turn it on anymore is to see the weather radar.
 
2019-03-13 05:49:09 PM  
Looks like even Trump wouldn't sign on to the deal to avoid Republicans voting against his emergency declaration. That should be a fun afternoon when that vote happens.
 
2019-03-13 05:52:49 PM  
 
2019-03-13 05:52:55 PM  

FatherDale: Just saw a Subway ad. Lady with the LED eyes is utterly WTF. I feel like setting up picket lines in front of Subway now. God, TV is awful. The only reason to turn it on anymore is to see the weather radar.


This is new to you?
/JK I do know
 
2019-03-13 05:54:12 PM  
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2019-03-13 05:54:44 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: FatherDale: Just saw a Subway ad. Lady with the LED eyes is utterly WTF. I feel like setting up picket lines in front of Subway now. God, TV is awful. The only reason to turn it on anymore is to see the weather radar.

This is new to you?
/JK I do know


No, I've know TV is crap for decades. It's just getting worse.
 
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