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(NYPost)   Here's a problem Adam-12 or Dragnet never covered: what to do when your body cam records you giving oral sex to your partner   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Oral sex, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, Sergeant, recent midnight tour, Brooklyn cop's body camera, Foreplay  
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2019-03-13 03:08:02 PM  
One Adam-12, ejaculation in progress.
 
2019-03-13 03:18:16 PM  
"These claims are under internal review," the NYPD said in a statement.

"We investigated ourselves and found we were innocent of all wrongdoing."
 
2019-03-13 03:27:37 PM  
The solution, of course, is to post it online and pay the department's budget for a year.
 
2019-03-13 03:28:42 PM  
Oh, sure, NOW the body cam works!
 
2019-03-13 03:30:01 PM  
OK. From this point on, BJ's are acceptable in all situations. We, as a society, need to get over our distaste of oral sex and swallow our pride before this problem comes to a head.
 
2019-03-13 03:30:20 PM  
All units close in.
 
2019-03-13 03:31:24 PM  
Police privacy should be of upmost importance when considering forcing these poor public servants to wear them. What about when they're giving blowjobs to their boss on duty? That has no right being part of public record
 
2019-03-13 03:31:32 PM  
What? No link to video? What category under PronHub?
 
2019-03-13 03:31:34 PM  
I thought the obvious action was to delete the footage as if it were a shooting.
 
2019-03-13 03:32:22 PM  
Yet another police shooting......


His load.


Fark the police!!!
 
2019-03-13 03:32:32 PM  
Apparently they aren't married, that shiat never happens at my house.
 
2019-03-13 03:32:54 PM  
"accidentally"
 
2019-03-13 03:33:16 PM  
It wasn't her partner, it was her boss.
 
2019-03-13 03:34:04 PM  

Hooferatheart: One Adam-12, ejaculation in progress.


I think the 10- code for that is a "321" in progress.
 
2019-03-13 03:34:18 PM  
FTFA: "The female officer can be heard gushing to her lover about the apparent sex act after they were done, according to sources."

She was 'gushing' over giving him oral?   Something ain't lining up.....
 
2019-03-13 03:35:33 PM  

Bob Falfa: It wasn't her partner, it was her boss.


He saluted, so she had to respond in kind (though it's more proper for her to salute her superior first and him return the salute).
 
2019-03-13 03:35:36 PM  
Maybe that's just how the boss conducts annual reviews. You don't know.
 
2019-03-13 03:37:45 PM  

ObscureNameHere: FTFA: "The female officer can be heard gushing to her lover about the apparent sex act after they were done, according to sources."

She was 'gushing' over giving him oral?   Something ain't lining up.....


Your helmet is so big ...
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2019-03-13 03:37:47 PM  
He was giving he a breathalyzer test.
She passes.
 
2019-03-13 03:37:51 PM  
It was just a routine breathalyzer test.
 
2019-03-13 03:37:56 PM  
Protect and swallow?
 
2019-03-13 03:38:49 PM  

weaselette: Maybe that's just how the boss conducts annual reviews. You don't know.


Actually, we do know.  Because of the recording.  :)
 
2019-03-13 03:39:24 PM  
Well it's not going to suck itself is it.
 
2019-03-13 03:43:09 PM  
I always thought the NYPD sucked.

I'll see myself out, now...
 
2019-03-13 03:43:57 PM  

weaselette: Maybe that's just how the boss conducts annual reviews. You don't know.


I read that as 'Anal' reviews.  seems early in the day to be this far in the gutter, and yet, here i am...
 
2019-03-13 03:44:07 PM  

weaselette: Maybe that's just how the boss conducts annual reviews. You don't know.


Better than conducting anal reviews, which is what i read...
 
2019-03-13 03:44:11 PM  
Pornhub.com/category/coponcop.aspx
 
2019-03-13 03:44:33 PM  
Dumbass tag looking for a paper towel?
 
2019-03-13 03:44:37 PM  
Just sprinkle some crack on them.

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2019-03-13 03:46:24 PM  
Just the lips ma'am
 
2019-03-13 03:46:45 PM  
Cop shoots something white, for a change.
 
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2019-03-13 03:47:43 PM  
One ate 7" caught on camera.
 
2019-03-13 03:49:05 PM  
So, Hot Lips is her name?
 
2019-03-13 03:49:55 PM  
Any resident farker cops want to lend a perspective?

/oh please, oh please
 
2019-03-13 03:52:15 PM  
I was really really hoping they were both dudes
 
2019-03-13 03:54:04 PM  
He told her he thought she should work for the DEA, and she heard "work for the DNA"
 
2019-03-13 03:54:30 PM  

theresnothinglft: I thought the obvious action was to delete the footage as if it were a shooting.


Only if he got her in the eye.
 
2019-03-13 03:56:17 PM  
That poor man, being sexually assaulted by a subordinate.  I hope she gets a good tongue-lashing.
 
2019-03-13 03:56:36 PM  
"...while on the job"

Nice.
 
2019-03-13 03:57:47 PM  
Bad cops suck, good cops swallow.
 
2019-03-13 03:58:02 PM  

ObscureNameHere: FTFA: "The female officer can be heard gushing to her lover about the apparent sex act after they were done, according to sources."

She was 'gushing' over giving him oral?   Something ain't lining up.....


I was thinking the same thing and a little bit of phrasing

next question, would either of the two lovers ticket civilians for doing the same thing?

intentional lewd acts of exposure in a public setting and put on sex offenders lists for indecent exposure (akin to urinating in public)?
 
2019-03-13 03:58:59 PM  

Bowen: "...while on the job"

Nice.


To be fair it is called a blow job.
 
2019-03-13 03:59:42 PM  
1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12, see the penis, corner of Sutter and Linwood.
 
2019-03-13 04:00:52 PM  
If they weren't in public and it didn't take longer than their 15 minute break or lunch break...eh.  Put a note in their file about questionable judgement and move on.
 
2019-03-13 04:00:54 PM  
wasn't the Virgin Connie Swail I guess
 
2019-03-13 04:01:14 PM  
She probably just asked for a raise, and... yeah.
 
2019-03-13 04:03:16 PM  

physt: OK. From this point on, BJ's are acceptable in all situations. We, as a society, need to get over our distaste of oral sex and swallow our pride before this problem comes to a head.


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2019-03-13 04:04:54 PM  

ThatsUnfortunate: weaselette: Maybe that's just how the boss conducts annual reviews. You don't know.

I read that as 'Anal' reviews.  seems early in the day to be this far in the gutter, and yet, here i am...


No. Anal reviews are quarterly.
 
2019-03-13 04:05:03 PM  
Was that wrong?
 
2019-03-13 04:06:08 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: If they weren't in public and it didn't take longer than their 15 minute break or lunch break...eh.  Put a note in their file about questionable judgement and move on.


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