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2019-03-13 01:40:40 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:42:39 PM  
It was the captain's log.
 
2019-03-13 01:53:18 PM  
True story: a few minutes later another turd was floating around
 
2019-03-13 02:10:55 PM  
Story desperately needs Carl Spackler.
 
2019-03-13 02:12:51 PM  

Hooferatheart: It was the captain's log.


Goddamn that was a clean finisher.
 
2019-03-13 02:26:38 PM  
Pooooooo in Spaaaaaaaaaace.
 
2019-03-13 02:40:36 PM  
This is why at least one astronaut held it in for the entire trip.
 
2019-03-13 03:37:28 PM  
Unidentified Fecal Object.
 
2019-03-13 03:39:27 PM  
In space, poop is serious business.
 
2019-03-13 03:40:16 PM  
CMP: I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine.
LMP: I don't think it's one of mine.
CDR: Mine was a little more sticky than that...


I don't think you need Columbo up in space to figure out whose it was.
 
2019-03-13 03:40:30 PM  
Not sure if subby knows what "unidentified" means.
 
2019-03-13 03:41:43 PM  
It's a streetlight
 
2019-03-13 03:41:49 PM  
Doodie!
 
2019-03-13 03:42:15 PM  
All spaceships have to avoid ASSteroids.
 
2019-03-13 03:43:57 PM  
Looks like a frozen turd.

Hey, I recognize that frozen turd, it was one of mine!

If it is bright and reflective it is probably a speck of frozen pee.

Hence the relevance of my maxim that fuzzy dots prove nothing.
 
2019-03-13 03:44:29 PM  
Houston, we have a problem.
 
2019-03-13 03:45:16 PM  
Redefines "floater."
 
2019-03-13 03:45:55 PM  
Corn? I didn't have any corn...
 
2019-03-13 03:46:34 PM  
This is why you can't use the washroom while the plane is on the runway or the train or bus is in the station.

Slippery when wet.

Humanity has taken its economical habits into space with it. Real aliens avoid the Earth because they recognize raw sewage when their instruments detect it.
 
2019-03-13 03:47:24 PM  

hugram: Houston, we have a problem.


Yeah, we know about the creamed corn. Just try to tough it out.
 
2019-03-13 03:49:07 PM  
Unidentified fecal object
 
2019-03-13 03:49:53 PM  
Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
take your fiber pills
and put your diaper on...
 
2019-03-13 03:50:48 PM  
Do you know why the first space launches with dogs did not include a space walkie?

Because they did not have Zippy bags. That is a technology the USSR and America did not have at the time.

Come on, Chowder Head, Space Walkies!

We are going to put a "lander" on the White House lawn!

That's NASA jargon for a really big one. Yup, that turd is definitely a "lander", Major. Good work!
 
2019-03-13 03:50:50 PM  
Godsdammint you people, the rest of the office is staring at me after snorting out loud reading this thread and mostly I'm blaming these two:

Hooferatheart: It was the captain's log.

GeeksAreMyPeeps: It's a streetlight

 
2019-03-13 03:51:24 PM  
When did NASA become a huge sick joke? Oh, I know. When US Senators got involved with the budget.
 
2019-03-13 03:52:40 PM  
They should have kept it military, rather than civilian. Then NASA would have huge budgets for things they didn't even want. The budgets could be mined more profitably than the Moon, and the world would have space stations and family rockets.
 
2019-03-13 03:54:28 PM  

Hooferatheart: It was the captain's log.


You, bastid! I should no better than try to compete with Farkers. They are several thousand miles closer to the servers. I can't post fast enough. Posts don't travel at the speed of light, just very, very close.
 
2019-03-13 03:57:41 PM  

Hooferatheart: It was the captain's log.


Everyone just Funny this and leave satisfied.
 
2019-03-13 03:58:37 PM  
It's fairly easy to spot a UFO.  You just need to see a flying object that you can't identify.
 
2019-03-13 03:59:09 PM  

Shrapnel: Doodie!


In recent years I've garnered countless giggles whenever I hear Americans in film and tv say 'doodie' within the context of something that has nothing to do with poo.

Usually, it's from uniform types who says things like, 'Sir, I became a cop for a reason and it's my doodie to protect and serve the public', or 'Officer, were you on doodie last weekend?' etc

Try it....duty....doodie....duty...doodie.

Yankees are funny.
 
2019-03-13 04:03:00 PM  

Hooferatheart: It was the captain's log.


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2019-03-13 04:07:32 PM  

GungFu: Shrapnel: Doodie!

In recent years I've garnered countless giggles whenever I hear Americans in film and tv say 'doodie' within the context of something that has nothing to do with poo.

Usually, it's from uniform types who says things like, 'Sir, I became a cop for a reason and it's my doodie to protect and serve the public', or 'Officer, were you on doodie last weekend?' etc

Try it....duty....doodie....duty...doodie.

Yankees are funny.


Seinfeld Duty Free Shop
Youtube ZOh_rvXP_VY
 
2019-03-13 04:14:51 PM  
CMP = John Young
LMP= Gene Cernan
CDR = Tom Stafford

For those who know who those guys are and want to visualize...
 
2019-03-13 04:32:53 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:40:54 PM  
Captain, there are Klingons around Uranus.
 
2019-03-13 05:00:15 PM  
In space...noone can hear you poo...

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2019-03-13 05:14:11 PM  
I Want to Relieve
 
2019-03-13 06:03:37 PM  

brantgoose: When did NASA become a huge sick joke? Oh, I know. When US Senators got involved with the budget.


When conspiracies started to get played out in films (Capricorn 1), tv (Moon hoaxes etc), news (diaper wearing crazy chick) and lately...social media (flat earth, more moon hoaxes, space deniers - it's a thing y'all) and this guy calling NASA a 'breakaway government'.
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2019-03-13 06:22:32 PM  
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Poop Examination
Youtube waRoEw0P1og
 
2019-03-13 07:17:29 PM  

Private_Citizen: All spaceships have to avoid ASSteroids.


That's enough, Kenny.
 
2019-03-13 08:18:13 PM  
donovan the intergalactic laxative
Youtube iab9YKocUcw
 
2019-03-13 08:24:12 PM  
Classified. I guarantee you, the government over-classifies like a boss.

Then again, maybe they squeezed it out of one of the aliens they captured. You can't really tell from that document.
 
2019-03-13 08:39:15 PM  
Musta been some bad Tang.....
/got nothin'
 
2019-03-13 09:16:57 PM  
Close Encounter of the Turd Kind

(music theme begins)
 
2019-03-13 09:24:41 PM  
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2019-03-13 09:26:36 PM  
I knew from the headline it was the floating turd story.  Read Mary Roach's Packing For Mars.  Great book, you'll do as I did and track down all her other books.

/Packing for Mars is her best
// Gulp is next, where else can you read about shiat pills and why they are a good thing?
/// Ms Roach?  If you're reading this knock it off and start writing
 
2019-03-13 09:33:00 PM  
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2019-03-13 09:57:38 PM  
He who denied it supplied it.
 
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