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(Some Guy)   Milk, bread, mass hysteria. Facebook is down all over the world. Drew last seen passed out next to a server in Belgium   (downdetector.com) divider line
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3815 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2019 at 1:13 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-13 01:14:18 PM  
WHERE AM I GOING TO POST ABOUT IT!!!!
 
2019-03-13 01:15:39 PM  
Well, at least it's temporarily secure.
 
2019-03-13 01:16:21 PM  
Honestly, good to know. I was starting to think I was in some sort of FB jail, able to see my feed but comment on nothing. Now I can go about my day without worrying that I can't tell that one person 1900 miles from me that I had oatmeal for breakfast.
 
2019-03-13 01:16:22 PM  
and nothing of value was lost
 
2019-03-13 01:17:56 PM  
I initially thought that heading said Facebook Outrage Chart.
 
2019-03-13 01:17:59 PM  
Can it stay down?  I wanna see analytics showing how productive people become today
 
2019-03-13 01:18:03 PM  
I work in IT for a a school district.
We're getting calls.

/facepalm
 
2019-03-13 01:18:45 PM  

ThumperWabbt: Honestly, good to know. I was starting to think I was in some sort of FB jail, able to see my feed but comment on nothing. Now I can go about my day without worrying that I can't tell that one person 1900 miles from me that I had oatmeal for breakfast.


BUT WHAT KIND OF OATMEAL!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2019-03-13 01:18:53 PM  

ThumperWabbt: Honestly, good to know. I was starting to think I was in some sort of FB jail, able to see my feed but comment on nothing. Now I can go about my day without worrying that I can't tell that one person 1900 miles from me that I had oatmeal for breakfast.


But will you worry about not being able to tell that person about little Kayden's first soccer game?
 
2019-03-13 01:20:17 PM  

meat0918: WHERE AM I GOING TO POST ABOUT IT!!!!


The gas station stall door.
 
2019-03-13 01:20:18 PM  
Triggering
 
2019-03-13 01:20:19 PM  
I'm hoping they finally went bankrupt.
 
2019-03-13 01:21:11 PM  
But.... I'm watching the vid of a parrot playing peek-a-boo with a cat on FB as we speak.
Or is it just an hallucination? Maybe the entirety of life is just an imagined facade.....
 
2019-03-13 01:21:35 PM  
I hope it never comes back.
 
2019-03-13 01:21:44 PM  
Good - Now nuke the backups.
 
2019-03-13 01:22:16 PM  

no_tan_lines: and nothing of value was lost


THIS !!
 
2019-03-13 01:22:28 PM  
BUT NOW I WON'T GET THE RESULTS OF THE "WHICH DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE ARE YOU?" QUIZ!!!
hopefully not Felicity Huffman
 
2019-03-13 01:23:00 PM  
Ah. I was wondering why a reply didn't take.

I'll get it later.
 
2019-03-13 01:23:31 PM  
Oh no! Think of the yentas!
 
2019-03-13 01:24:05 PM  

CarnySaur: BUT NOW I WON'T GET THE RESULTS OF THE "WHICH DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE ARE YOU?" QUIZ!!!
hopefully not Felicity Huffman


[Roseanne]
 
2019-03-13 01:24:08 PM  
Hey, look at that, I had no clue, because I left that sh*thole site and am much better off for it.

/don't think people are dumb for liking it but do want to share that your life is better without it
 
2019-03-13 01:24:09 PM  
The worst part is that it's only temporary.
 
2019-03-13 01:25:04 PM  
Its not down enough.
 
2019-03-13 01:25:18 PM  

Action Replay Nick: Hey, look at that, I had no clue, because I left that sh*thole site and am much better off for it.

/don't think people are dumb for liking it but do want to share that your life is better without it


I have really fallen off FB as well.  I still have an account, but only check it once a month.
 
2019-03-13 01:25:31 PM  
One good thing, the map scrolls and scrolls and scrolls, so hours on idle time can be spent swiping left and right on the outrage, er... outage map.
 
2019-03-13 01:25:32 PM  
..from then on, we scoured the wasteland looking for likes. Anyone who got in our way died.

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2019-03-13 01:25:52 PM  
Prompted by the death a family member who I rarely spoke to but should have more, I finally broke myself free of that shiat a few weeks ago. Thought I'd be anxious to get back to Facebook, but not really. I've found that I actually have a sense of missing friends' company. FB seems to inadvertently replace a lot of long, more meaningful conversation. Why should anyone waste their day-to-day life wondering what others are doing with theirs?
I recommend it to everyone.
 
2019-03-13 01:26:12 PM  
How am I going to find out what a hero my cousin is for taking care of her aging mother?! WHERE IS MY DAILY DOSE OF GRUMBLEBRAG?!
 
2019-03-13 01:27:44 PM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: Can it stay down?  I wanna see analytics showing how productive people become today


It would explain why I'm getting a bunch of tasks from people who are usually very quiet
 
2019-03-13 01:27:51 PM  
Facebook Down - Mark Yells at Eduardo About Freezing Account
Youtube gVpcPZ2KdpA
 
2019-03-13 01:27:55 PM  
As I've mentioned before, it's a useful tool to keep in contact with certain friends and family.  I know many people use it to crow about their dumb political views or to feed their narcissism... but it's really up to you if you let such things effect you or not.  If it effects you then yeah, get off of it for mental reasons.

Anyhow, can't wait for the pretentious a-holes from the last thread on FB to crow on this thread about how edge lord they are about avoiding FB for years or being just so intelligent that they took one look at in 2008 and avoided it all together.  I bow to your superiority.

I don't know what it is about the topic of FB but god forbid you mention you actually use it from time to time.
 
2019-03-13 01:27:59 PM  
$10.00 says Alexandria Ocasio Cortez just saw the memes about herself...
 
2019-03-13 01:28:10 PM  

meat0918: WHERE AM I GOING TO POST ABOUT IT!!!!


Sharing
 
2019-03-13 01:28:18 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:28:30 PM  
FACEBOOK!

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2019-03-13 01:28:33 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:28:39 PM  
I'm not worried until dogs and cats are living together.
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2019-03-13 01:28:41 PM  

ThumperWabbt: Honestly, good to know. I was starting to think I was in some sort of FB jail, able to see my feed but comment on nothing. Now I can go about my day without worrying that I can't tell that one person 1900 miles from me that I had oatmeal for breakfast.


Hey, I had oatmeal too.  How far away are you?
 
2019-03-13 01:28:54 PM  
It's as if a thousand Cat memes cried out at once!
 
2019-03-13 01:28:54 PM  

meat0918: WHERE AM I GOING TO POST ABOUT IT!!!!


Twitter. Like everyone else already is.
 
2019-03-13 01:29:36 PM  
Like mentioned above, I thought I was in FB jail, but I'm not an a$$hole with my posts. Although Canada is not on the map, maybe I'm having issues being in Canada...thanks Trudeau.

/blame Canada
 
2019-03-13 01:29:50 PM  
Day 1 of the Facebook outage: We have already eaten all of our emergency rations. The water supply is running low. We will draw straws in an hour to see which one of us will be eaten. We are all horrified by the idea, but we must survive.
 
2019-03-13 01:30:17 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:30:37 PM  
I want to quit but I have a couple of pages I need to maintain. Will probably create a new account to administer those and trigger the full-on "delete all your data, we pinky swear" on my original account.

For the record, I don't think there's anything wrong with Facebook from a technology perspective. I think there's something wrong with people.
 
2019-03-13 01:31:24 PM  
My fault gang.  I went on there earlier today for the first time in months just to retrieve a couple of pictures from an album.  Lo and behold the site balked and froze all of you out.
 
2019-03-13 01:32:04 PM  
"I don't do Facebook" is the new "I don't own a television".

Discuss.
 
2019-03-13 01:32:18 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:33:07 PM  
And nothing of value was lost
 
2019-03-13 01:33:33 PM  

SirEattonHogg: As I've mentioned before, it's a useful tool to keep in contact with certain friends and family.  I know many people use it to crow about their dumb political views or to feed their narcissism... but it's really up to you if you let such things effect you or not.  If it effects you then yeah, get off of it for mental reasons.

Anyhow, can't wait for the pretentious a-holes from the last thread on FB to crow on this thread about how edge lord they are about avoiding FB for years or being just so intelligent that they took one look at in 2008 and avoided it all together.  I bow to your superiority.

I don't know what it is about the topic of FB but god forbid you mention you actually use it from time to time.


I enjoy scrolling through my feed for 20-30 minutes each night when the kids go to bed.  There, I said it.  Come at me bro.
 
2019-03-13 01:33:36 PM  
A good start...
 
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