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(Omaha World Herald)   The incident that has everything: Car-on-car violence, car theft, racist tirades, cell phone video, and Taco Bell. If you could get Trump, anti-vaxxers, pit bulls, circumcision, and Florida involved, it would be the ultimate Fark story   (omaha.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 04:36:09 PM  
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2019-03-13 06:26:40 PM  
Don't worry, the suspect has all the markings of a Trump supporting anti-vaxxer.

/possibly originally from Florida, too.
 
2019-03-13 06:38:01 PM  
Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.
 
2019-03-13 06:38:45 PM  
Needs more cyclists
 
2019-03-13 06:46:08 PM  
Not without tipping you won't
 
2019-03-13 06:52:19 PM  
Looks like the suspect had it coming.....and going.
 
2019-03-13 06:52:19 PM  

Nick Nostril: Not without tipping you won't


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2019-03-13 06:52:35 PM  
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2019-03-13 06:54:02 PM  

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Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank
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2019-03-13 06:54:35 PM  

ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.


Way to victim blame, Chuckles. No one has the right to safely go to Taco Bell at 1:40 am because you are ... morally offended? I wonder if the victim here had been the white one you'd be so upset. But hey black lady after midnight must be up to no good, right? WTF is your malfunction?

/ You get off work at 1 am and try to find food sometime.
 
2019-03-13 06:57:44 PM  
I believe this really happened because there was no mention of MAGA  or " this is Trumps America " .
 
2019-03-13 07:03:29 PM  
Last seen scribbling notes for his next song.
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2019-03-13 07:08:37 PM  

CrazyCurt: ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.

Way to victim blame, Chuckles. No one has the right to safely go to Taco Bell at 1:40 am because you are ... morally offended? I wonder if the victim here had been the white one you'd be so upset. But hey black lady after midnight must be up to no good, right? WTF is your malfunction?

/ You get off work at 1 am and try to find food sometime.


You can't find food if you work the night shift. That's why she was at taco bell :)
If this happened in Florida, the coroners office would have been called to cart off the remains. Short mention on the news. no further report issued.
 
2019-03-13 07:08:51 PM  

loki021376: Last seen scribbling notes for his next song.
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I'll leave this here
 
2019-03-13 07:09:05 PM  

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Hahahahaha. I tried doing this same thing but on my motorcycle. Didn't work out so well....
 
2019-03-13 07:09:45 PM  
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2019-03-13 07:11:51 PM  

ifky: Needs more cyclists


And beer snobs.
 
2019-03-13 07:16:29 PM  

fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.


And vegans,
 
2019-03-13 07:17:48 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,


And Sovereign Citizens.
 
2019-03-13 07:17:56 PM  
Maybe it's a former Trump-staffer ant-vaxxer Klan member who raises fighting dogs and got in a wreck in the Taco Bell drive-thru after a Klan meeting and came out shooting and screaming racist epithets.

No, I did not read the article, why do you ask?
 
2019-03-13 07:21:22 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.


And Crossfit enthusiasts.
 
2019-03-13 07:23:27 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.


New York or Chicago style?
 
2019-03-13 07:25:58 PM  

fusillade762: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

New York or Chicago style?


Italy.
 
2019-03-13 07:27:22 PM  

fusillade762: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

New York or Chicago style?


Needs more Weird Al
 
2019-03-13 07:29:00 PM  

Chemlight Battery: fusillade762: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

New York or Chicago style?

Needs more Weird Al


And less Al Capone
 
2019-03-13 07:31:35 PM  
Wait....
What is the article about?

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2019-03-13 07:40:15 PM  

ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.


maybe she works the late shift and she was getting dinner?  even if she wasn't why are you blaming the victim? sit there in your wrongness and try and figure out why you think like this.
 
2019-03-13 07:41:30 PM  

ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.


Derp
 
2019-03-13 07:50:19 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.


And 'rescue animal' owners.
 
2019-03-13 07:55:28 PM  

bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.


You'all are slipping: Bicycle lanes, Eddie Lampert, and Facebook.
 
2019-03-13 07:56:32 PM  

bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.


And hipster traps

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2019-03-13 08:08:08 PM  
Good on the Taco Bell for getting the lady inside and into a safe place. People like that, you don't know how far they're going to escalate.
 
2019-03-13 08:08:49 PM  

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I am a fan of this!
 
2019-03-13 08:19:39 PM  

i am not a bot: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

You'all are slipping: Bicycle lanes, Eddie Lampert, and Facebook.


Not to mention a Comcast, AT&T, or Dish Network reference.
 
2019-03-13 08:31:03 PM  
Needs a slatted chair.
 
2019-03-13 08:35:57 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Needs a slatted chair.


NO. Slatted chairs have sharp knees. I can tell by the pixels.
 
2019-03-13 08:44:21 PM  

MetaDeth: ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.

Derp


JudgeSmails: ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.

maybe she works the late shift and she was getting dinner?  even if she wasn't why are you blaming the victim? sit there in your wrongness and try and figure out why you think like this.


no_tan_lines: CrazyCurt: ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.

Way to victim blame, Chuckles. No one has the right to safely go to Taco Bell at 1:40 am because you are ... morally offended? I wonder if the victim here had been the white one you'd be so upset. But hey black lady after midnight must be up to no good, right? WTF is your malfunction?

/ You get off work at 1 am and try to find food sometime.

You can't find food if you work the night shift. That's why she was at taco bell :)
If this happened in Florida, the coroners office would have been called to cart off the remains. Short mention on the news. no further report issued.


Does everyone on Fark in the evening need one of these?
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2019-03-13 08:46:59 PM  

DesertCoyote: i am not a bot: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

You'all are slipping: Bicycle lanes, Eddie Lampert, and Facebook.

Not to mention a Comcast, AT&T, or Dish Network reference.


And Vodak
 
2019-03-13 08:51:04 PM  

DesertCoyote: i am not a bot: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

You'all are slipping: Bicycle lanes, Eddie Lampert, and Facebook.

Not to mention a Comcast, AT&T, or Dish Network reference.


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2019-03-13 08:52:02 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

And hipster traps

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A camera? Why would that be in a 'hipster trap'?
 
2019-03-13 08:58:58 PM  

bratface: Non Sequitur Man: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

And hipster traps

[img.fark.net image 700x500]

A camera? Why would that be in a 'hipster trap'?


It uses film thus quirky old tech for being fashionably ironic. That's like the scent of bacon frying to the rest of us.

/ PBR could attract trailer trash though, that's a dodgy bait.
 
2019-03-13 09:19:12 PM  

DocWednesday: DesertCoyote: i am not a bot: bratface: Non Sequitur Man: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Non Sequitur Man: fusillade762: ifky: Needs more cyclists

And beer snobs.

And vegans,

And Sovereign Citizens.

And Crossfit enthusiasts.

And 'rescue animal' owners.

You'all are slipping: Bicycle lanes, Eddie Lampert, and Facebook.

Not to mention a Comcast, AT&T, or Dish Network reference.

And Vodak


You also forgot the semi-official hate-boner for Israel that a LOT of folks on this site have going on.
 
2019-03-13 09:37:12 PM  
It wouldn't be a day on Fark's politics tab without criticism of Fox News and their hosts either.
 
2019-03-13 09:43:02 PM  

CrazyCurt: ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.

Way to victim blame, Chuckles. No one has the right to safely go to Taco Bell at 1:40 am because you are ... morally offended? I wonder if the victim here had been the white one you'd be so upset. But hey black lady after midnight must be up to no good, right? WTF is your malfunction?

/ You get off work at 1 am and try to find food sometime.


Wow, it appears you don't know a joke even when it gets right up and bites you in the arse.

Let me ask, if it had of been a white lady instead of a black lady, would you have laughed at the joke then?

And, BTW, nothing good does happen at a taco Bell at 1:40am. Was this good? No, did it happen? Yes, therefore nothing good happened.
 
2019-03-13 10:08:32 PM  

swankywanky: [img.fark.net image 425x282]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2019-03-13 10:31:54 PM  
FTA: "The man then got back in the Jetta and drove off."

Did he make a run for the border?
 
2019-03-13 10:50:46 PM  
MAGA.
 
2019-03-13 11:30:04 PM  
That headline invites an abortion.
 
2019-03-13 11:33:39 PM  

ChipNASA: Nothing, I mean *nothing* good happens at a Taco Bell at 1:40 a.m.
The lady had it coming to her.
/Idiot.


Two Soft Taco Supremes and a Gordita Supreme can happen at Taco Bell a 1:40 a.m., if the Lord so blesses us, my benighted friend.


Also, Israel.
 
2019-03-14 08:42:29 AM  
More like a "Run for the Toilet".....btjdt
 
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