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2019-03-13 04:27:23 PM  
How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.
 
2019-03-13 05:39:32 PM  

The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.


Probably pretty steamy.
 
2019-03-13 05:40:08 PM  

The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.


Must be good if the Browns are about to start a nuclear war in the AFC North...
 
2019-03-13 05:49:38 PM  
All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.
 
2019-03-13 05:53:24 PM  

OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.


Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.
 
2019-03-13 05:58:54 PM  

The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.


Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.
 
2019-03-13 05:58:59 PM  

The Flexecutioner: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Probably pretty steamy.



I LOL'd.
 
2019-03-13 06:00:41 PM  

T.rex: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.



Have you been to Lola Bistro?  If I ever end up in Cleveland, I have to go there for dinner.

/Michael Symon's uncle used to be my boss.
 
2019-03-13 06:02:53 PM  
I really hope the Browns make the playoffs.  A guy who works at my local beer shop/tap house said that he will pay for (and open) this HUGE bottle of Belgian beer for everyone......if Cleveland makes it past the regular season.
 
2019-03-13 06:15:13 PM  
The_Sponge: A guy who works at my local beer shop/tap house said that he will pay for (and open) this HUGE bottle of Belgian beer for everyone

Is it this brand?

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If so, I hope that happens, it's a great beer.
 
2019-03-13 06:21:47 PM  

Henry Holland: The_Sponge: A guy who works at my local beer shop/tap house said that he will pay for (and open) this HUGE bottle of Belgian beer for everyone

Is it this brand?

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If so, I hope that happens, it's a great beer.


It's not, but I 100% agree that it's a great beer.  IIRC, the bottle he talked about was Piraat.

/Opened up at 3 liter bottle of Chimay last week to celebrate my 15 year anniversary at work.
//I could like and say I drank it all.
///But "sharing is caring", so quite a few people were able to enjoy it.
 
2019-03-13 06:59:52 PM  

stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.


No, not seriously. This is Fark.
 
2019-03-13 07:07:53 PM  

T.rex: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.


Yes there is.  Don't treat that shiate like its natural.  It's not.
 
2019-03-13 07:35:52 PM  

stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.


If they do, will you jump in a lake?
 
2019-03-13 07:41:03 PM  

stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.


All good points but on the other hand:

Cleveland Browns
 
2019-03-13 08:13:46 PM  

Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?


How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?
 
2019-03-13 08:27:13 PM  

Snapper Carr: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

All good points but on the other hand:

Cleveland Browns


If they called themselves the Brooms would you feel better about their chances for success?
 
2019-03-13 08:38:47 PM  
Goodbye Tinkerbell, go not play for someone else.
 
2019-03-13 09:36:34 PM  

Magnus: T.rex: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.

Yes there is.  Don't treat that shiate like its natural.  It's not.


I assure you that they are 100% authentic.
 
2019-03-13 10:03:02 PM  

morg: Magnus: T.rex: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.

Yes there is.  Don't treat that shiate like its natural.  It's not.

I assure you that they are 100% authentic.


And all wear the same pair of overpriced Buddy Holly frames.
 
2019-03-13 10:45:50 PM  

stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?


Nope. I actually agree that they'll probably win at least six. I was just making a lousy joke in reference to Hue Jackson's promise to jump in the lake if they didn't win any games.
 
2019-03-13 11:27:16 PM  
Mayfield might suddenly have a wealth of riches in ODB, Landry, and K. Hunt (if he's ultimately allowed). Might have to ditch their underdog status for real.
 
2019-03-13 11:44:03 PM  

stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?


I have a bet with a cow-orker that the Browns win more than 10.

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2019-03-14 12:18:17 AM  

The Flexecutioner: Mayfield might suddenly have a wealth of riches in ODB, Landry, and K. Hunt (if he's ultimately allowed). Might have to ditch their underdog status for real.


Nick Chubb helped me reach the championship game in my FF league. Sayin just...
 
2019-03-14 01:45:48 AM  

T.rex: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

Not sure.  there used to be a bunch downtown, but that whole area is now gentrified, so its hipster bars instead.    Not that there is anything wrong with hipsters.


Grandpa always said they should have taken the very first one of those people and tossed them into a volcano, and we could have avoided so many problems.

/Hipsters that is
//what did you think I meant
///bigots come in threes
 
6 days ago  

null: stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?

I have a bet with a cow-orker that the Browns win more than 10.

[i.redd.it image 850x748]


More than 10?

Do you have them sweeping the Steelers or winning at Mile High, or both?
 
6 days ago  

Entertherat: Do you have them sweeping the Steelers or winning at Mile High, or both?


Have you SEEN the state of the Steelers as of late?
 
6 days ago  

Chemlight Battery: stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?

Nope. I actually agree that they'll probably win at least six. I was just making a lousy joke in reference to Hue Jackson's promise to jump in the lake if they didn't win any games.


Oh s***, and I totally missed it. In retrospect, I see what a doofus I was. I apologize most wholeheartedly. Have a good day man.
 
6 days ago  

Entertherat: null: stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?

I have a bet with a cow-orker that the Browns win more than 10.

[i.redd.it image 850x748]

More than 10?

Do you have them sweeping the Steelers or winning at Mile High, or both?


10 is not a bad spot for that betting line, assuming the Browns at least somewhat live up to the hype:

A decent team usually takes care of division rivals at home (3 wins)
Bills and Dolphins at home should be a win (2 wins)
Road games are never gimmes, but they should probably beat the Cardinals and Jets (2 wins)

That's 7 probable wins just for being decent.  Then there's a group of questionable games - Titans, @Broncos, @49ers and maybe Seahawks because it's a home game - that they could win if they at least moderately live up to the hype.

You probably have to pencil in losses to the Rams and @Patriots.  Obviously not impossible, but has to be considered a stretch.

All that's left is the set of away games in division.  Again, if they live up to the hype even a little, they'll steal at least one of these games.  The AFC North looks a bit like a dumpster fire at the moment.

I don't know as I would have taken the over on 10, but right at 9 or 10 is a pretty good prediction at the moment.
 
6 days ago  

K3rberos: Entertherat: null: stir22: Chemlight Battery: stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.

If they do, will you jump in a lake?

How about something really meaningful... Care to wager a month of totalfark that the Browns win at least 6 games next year?

I have a bet with a cow-orker that the Browns win more than 10.

[i.redd.it image 850x748]

More than 10?

Do you have them sweeping the Steelers or winning at Mile High, or both?

10 is not a bad spot for that betting line, assuming the Browns at least somewhat live up to the hype:

A decent team usually takes care of division rivals at home (3 wins)
Bills and Dolphins at home should be a win (2 wins)
Road games are never gimmes, but they should probably beat the Cardinals and Jets (2 wins)

That's 7 probable wins just for being decent.  Then there's a group of questionable games - Titans, @Broncos, @49ers and maybe Seahawks because it's a home game - that they could win if they at least moderately live up to the hype.

You probably have to pencil in losses to the Rams and @Patriots.  Obviously not impossible, but has to be considered a stretch.

All that's left is the set of away games in division.  Again, if they live up to the hype even a little, they'll steal at least one of these games.  The AFC North looks a bit like a dumpster fire at the moment.

I don't know as I would have taken the over on 10, but right at 9 or 10 is a pretty good prediction at the moment.


Well, there are some who want 19-0, because THAT Perfect Season Parade would probably stretch from FirstEnergy Field through downtown, across the river, and all the way down to Berea.
 
6 days ago  

stir22: OkieDookie: All of the hope that the Browns are building is going to make their 5 and 11 season even more heartbreaking.

Seriously?  They went 7-8-1, and were two plays from 9-7 and could have went 10-6 easily.

The Steelers are imploding and won't be as good as last year, the Ravens lost half their defense and signed earl thomas, and teh bengals are the bungles.  The Browns will probably go 6-0 just in the division.

No way they go 5-11 next year.


Its the Browns and Belichick isnt coming to save them. 5-11 is probably optimistic.
 
6 days ago  

The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.


I always figured the cause of the Josh Norman feud was some sort of gay slur.
 
5 days ago  

knbwhite: The_Sponge: How are the gay bars in Cleveland?

/NTTIAWWT.

I always figured the cause of the Josh Norman feud was some sort of gay slur.


Dudes did a commercial together. Those dudes are entertainers not athletes. Manufactured bullshiat.
 
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