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(Nola.com)   A weak drink? On Bourbon Street? Well, I never   (nola.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 01:01:18 PM  
Mardi Gras is amateur night, like St. Patty's Day and New Year's Eve.

Go to Key West on a random Monday night on Duval Street. Dear god, they pour more freely than Vegas. That's why the town motto is "Come on vacation; leave on probation." I was there on Pride week. There were some sloppy queens there. I remember meeting 3 cubans in a bar and can't for the life of me remember what we talked about, but I did go back to my hotel with a shiner and a cut above my eye.

As I was leaving Orlando airport, the TSA employee, a large black woman, said to me, "Honey, what happened to you?"

"Key West kicked my ass."

"Oh, honey, I know how that is."
 
2019-03-13 01:15:07 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mardi Gras is amateur night


New Orleans, city of amateurs.

/and let me tell you about all these amateurs on the 4th of July
//Giving on Christmas, amateurs
 
2019-03-13 01:31:45 PM  
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2019-03-13 02:16:01 PM  
Must have changed. They had $5 Hurricanes in Whale Bones when I was there and they were NOT light on the booze. I had a very good time and spent far more on food than booze.
 
2019-03-13 02:57:28 PM  
If you are at the point of your night when assaulting a bartender seems like a good idea too little alcohol is not one of the problems you are facing.
 
2019-03-13 03:08:34 PM  
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2019-03-13 04:03:41 PM  
Really you're going to assault people over that? You can get shiat faced there for $15 bucks and eat for a few bucks more.

/she shouldn't be hard to miss
 
2019-03-13 04:06:46 PM  

Egoy3k: If you are at the point of your night when assaulting a bartender seems like a good idea too little alcohol is not one of the problems you are facing.


Ironically if the bartender had just poured a little stronger it wouldn't have been a problem
 
2019-03-13 09:37:53 PM  
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