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(12News Phoenix)   Father of the Year candidate treats 1-year-old son to a night of getting high with friends and shooting a cactus with a 9mm handgun   (12news.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 11:10:21 AM  
The court documents also reveal that police found the gun under the baby in a car seat.
And just like that, he got out of ever having to watch the baby again.
#winning
 
2019-03-13 01:53:10 PM  
Remember...it's a dry stupid.
 
2019-03-13 01:54:30 PM  
How are we to know that wasn't the baby's gun?

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2019-03-13 01:55:25 PM  
Now that there's some quality parentin'.
 
2019-03-13 01:55:42 PM  
Just so long as the child was wearing hearing protection.
 
2019-03-13 01:57:39 PM  
#cactuslivesmatter
 
2019-03-13 01:57:54 PM  
El Saguaro has had to hire a bodyguard.

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2019-03-13 01:59:22 PM  
Baby, it's cold outside.....
 
2019-03-13 02:00:17 PM  
Just be glad that baby wasn't drinking at the time...

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2019-03-13 02:00:54 PM  
That's a farked up thing to do to a saguaro.

Meh to the rest of it.
 
2019-03-13 02:01:22 PM  
To be fair, the cactus was being kind of a dick.
 
2019-03-13 02:03:10 PM  
The only way to stop a bad cactus without a gun is a baby with a gun.

/Wait, what?
 
2019-03-13 02:04:09 PM  
Pretty cool dad.
 
2019-03-13 02:04:22 PM  
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2019-03-13 02:04:25 PM  

Ambitwistor: To be fair, the cactus was being kind of a dick.


It was only trying to get away!

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2019-03-13 02:05:08 PM  

Ambitwistor: To be fair, the cactus was being kind of a dick.


I can see how you'd feel that way....


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On the other hand...It could be worse.....

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/Go ahead. Stick it in there. I dare you.
 
2019-03-13 02:15:14 PM  

JesseL: That's a farked up thing to do to a saguaro.

Meh to the rest of it.


I'm a big fan of smoking weed and shooting but I'm not OK with people doing both at the same time.
 
2019-03-13 02:17:31 PM  

dailygrinds: The court documents also reveal that police found the gun under the baby in a car seat.
And just like that, he got out of ever having to watch the baby again.
#winning


Look, they told him to secure his weapon. A child seat is pretty secure.
 
2019-03-13 02:17:46 PM  
They will probably get in more trouble for shooting the cactus. It's a state and federal offense.
 
2019-03-13 02:20:21 PM  

Ambitwistor: To be fair, the cactus was being kind of a prick.


Fify
 
2019-03-13 02:24:00 PM  

uberalice: #cactuslivesmatter


They do - they're protected.

3-932. Violation; classification; penalties
A. A person commits theft of protected native plants if, without the express consent of the landowner, the person knowingly removes or destroys any protected native plants from private or state land. Theft of protected native plants with a value of:
1. One thousand five hundred dollars or more is a class 4 felony.
2. At least seven hundred fifty dollars but less than one thousand five hundred dollars is a class 5 felony.
3. At least five hundred dollars but less than seven hundred fifty dollars is a class 6 felony.
4. Less than five hundred dollars is a class 1 misdemeanor.
 
2019-03-13 02:24:01 PM  

JesseL: That's a farked up thing to do to a saguaro.

Meh to the rest of it.


It may be an illegal thing to do to a saguaro.  Arizona is very protective of that plant.
 
2019-03-13 02:30:13 PM  

cefm: JesseL: That's a farked up thing to do to a saguaro.

Meh to the rest of it.

It may be an illegal thing to do to a saguaro.  Arizona is very protective of that plant.


Yeah we are and it's definitely a felony.

/native arizonan
 
2019-03-13 02:31:43 PM  
 
2019-03-13 02:35:51 PM  
Gotta learn sometime, subby.
 
2019-03-13 02:37:34 PM  
shooting a cactus with a 9mm handgun


How a cactus got a 9mm, I'll never know.
 
2019-03-13 02:53:24 PM  

SansNeural: El Saguaro has had to hire a bodyguard.

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They can take care of themselves.

In 1982, a man was killed after damaging a saquaro. David Grundman was shooting and poking at a saguaro cactus in an effort to make it fall. An arm of the cactus, weighing 500 pounds (230 kg) fell onto him, crushing him and his car. The trunk of the cactus then also fell on him.[14][18] The Austin Lounge Lizards wrote the song "Saguaro" about this death.[18]
 
2019-03-13 03:01:56 PM  
Saguaro? True story of Justice served.

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2019-03-13 03:06:37 PM  
My hand to God, I had no idea people actually live in Arizona
 
2019-03-13 03:46:23 PM  
This thread had far greater comedic value than I had anticipated.
 
2019-03-13 04:09:46 PM  
Apparently the police were called when residents heard gunfire. Had the father and his friends been using a silencer, they wouldn't have had police trouble - that will likely cost the father custody of the baby.

So, we can conclude that silencers not only save and protect hearing, but they can even help families stay together.
 
2019-03-13 04:19:32 PM  

Private_Citizen: Apparently the police were called when residents heard gunfire. Had the father and his friends been using a silencer, they wouldn't have had police trouble - that will likely cost the father custody of the baby.

So, we can conclude that silencers not only save and protect hearing, but they can even help families stay together.


Are you sure your a citizen or are you a sovereign citizen?
 
2019-03-13 04:21:27 PM  
Came to mention the dope who shot a saguaro and ended up squished by it, leaving satisfied.
 
2019-03-13 04:42:05 PM  

American-Irish eyes: Private_Citizen: Apparently the police were called when residents heard gunfire. Had the father and his friends been using a silencer, they wouldn't have had police trouble - that will likely cost the father custody of the baby.

So, we can conclude that silencers not only save and protect hearing, but they can even help families stay together.

Are you sure your a citizen or are you a sovereign citizen?


Who's asking and does your flag have a fringe??

/Just kidding. I'm mocking the current push to legalize firearm suppressors (ok, make them a non NFA item). Seriously, see the Hearing Protection Act .
 
2019-03-13 05:32:50 PM  

thespindrifter: Just so long as the child was wearing hearing protection.


My first thought was also the kid's ears.
 
2019-03-13 07:09:43 PM  
Shooting cactus with your 1yo son while high or drunk isn't just a white thing anymore.
Progress!
 
2019-03-13 07:20:01 PM  

Private_Citizen: American-Irish eyes: Private_Citizen: Apparently the police were called when residents heard gunfire. Had the father and his friends been using a silencer, they wouldn't have had police trouble - that will likely cost the father custody of the baby.

So, we can conclude that silencers not only save and protect hearing, but they can even help families stay together.

Are you sure your a citizen or are you a sovereign citizen?

Who's asking and does your flag have a fringe??

/Just kidding. I'm mocking the current push to legalize firearm suppressors (ok, make them a non NFA item). Seriously, see the Hearing Protection Act .


Wow that is really something... just wear proper protective equipment.
 
2019-03-13 07:33:06 PM  
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6 days ago  
Bad parenting takes countless forms and this unfortunate lad has already lost that lottery. Just keep this idiot away from the Saguaros.
 
6 days ago  
Sounds like fun!!!!
 
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