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(Twitter)   OK, Melania DEFINITELY has a body double who went to Alabama with Trump   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 09:53:36 AM  
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2019-03-13 11:11:45 AM  
What?? Who said anything about Photoshop?

I thought she just missed a Botox appointment..
 
2019-03-13 11:54:04 AM  
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2019-03-13 11:54:21 AM  
Smoking gun 13 second in
Did Trump Forget Melania Is Standing Next To Him?
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2019-03-13 11:54:56 AM  
Where do I get a copy of "Photoshopping Live Broadcasts For Dummies"?
People are saying it is not that hard.
 
2019-03-13 11:55:21 AM  

Redh8t: What?? Who said anything about Photoshop?

I thought she just missed a Botox appointment..


You think she'd miss an opportunity to get away from him? Before you say he would go with her, do you think donald ISN'T terrified of needles?
 
2019-03-13 11:57:41 AM  
Trump probably has body doubles of himself as well. All good dictators do.
 
2019-03-13 11:57:49 AM  

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2019-03-13 11:58:45 AM  
Streisand effect.  I didn't care, now I am idly curious.
 
2019-03-13 12:00:00 PM  
That was Melanie.
 
2019-03-13 12:00:07 PM  
With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?
 
2019-03-13 12:00:12 PM  

Coelacanth: Trump probably has body doubles of himself as well. All good dictators do.


What about shiatty dick taters?
 
2019-03-13 12:00:47 PM  

WhiskeySticks: That was Melanie.


No, that was Becky.
 
2019-03-13 12:01:18 PM  
If a sign of derangement is creating fake media instances of a person, I think Time magazing would like to have a word with mr. trump

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2019-03-13 12:01:44 PM  

Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?


He can't.
 
2019-03-13 12:01:53 PM  

Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?


NEWSFLAsh
iat's obvious some people don't care about any of those things either.
 
2019-03-13 12:02:09 PM  
Maybe he didn't know it wasn't her. Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
 
2019-03-13 12:02:48 PM  
I bet this is the thread where we finally figure out how people feel about Trump.
 
2019-03-13 12:02:56 PM  
Which "fake news" organization played along with the conspiracy? Name them.
 
2019-03-13 12:03:52 PM  
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2019-03-13 12:04:29 PM  
Wait what? Who was saying there is a body double of her? The real one is basically a body double of a real doll and just as smart.
 
2019-03-13 12:05:24 PM  
Why do people submit posts from Twitter? Many of us don't have twitter, you know. shiat from sites with special sign up requirements shouldn't be bothered with. Now get off my lawn.
 
2019-03-13 12:05:27 PM  
What if . . .Trump doesn't know his wife has a body double to avoid him?
 
2019-03-13 12:05:56 PM  

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Who wore 'the look' better?  Steven Tyler IMHO
 
2019-03-13 12:06:04 PM  
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2019-03-13 12:06:27 PM  

skinink: No, that was Becky.


I thought she died after taking one marijuana.
 
2019-03-13 12:07:46 PM  

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First rule of being a lizard person is convincing people that others are the real lizard people.
 
2019-03-13 12:07:58 PM  
WTF is Trump's Fark account? You know he is here.
You know he could not just lurk. And you know he is too cheap to go Total.
 
2019-03-13 12:08:34 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: I bet this is the thread where we finally figure out how people feel about Trump.


And how many are still on the fence.
 
2019-03-13 12:09:14 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Why do people submit posts from Twitter? Many of us don't have twitter, you know. shiat from sites with special sign up requirements shouldn't be bothered with. Now get off my lawn.


That would be exactly why every single greenlight from twitter includes the referenced tweet in the Boobies, grandpa.  I mean, it's right there, just for you.
 
2019-03-13 12:10:46 PM  
I'll believe that was Melania just as soon as you:
SHOW US THE LONG FORM DNA ANALYSIS REPORT!
 
2019-03-13 12:11:25 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?

NEWSFLAsh
iat's obvious some people don't care about any of those things either.


Its a break from the insanity that has been a daily occurrence. I think we should allow it as there is not enough drugs or alcohol to make the pain go away...
 
2019-03-13 12:12:12 PM  

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She could be a T3000.
 
2019-03-13 12:12:56 PM  
Ever notice how you never see Melania and Dr. Frank N. Furter in the same room?
 
2019-03-13 12:13:53 PM  

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FTFY
 
2019-03-13 12:14:21 PM  

Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?


Pray tell what should we be doing with so much concern?
 
2019-03-13 12:15:00 PM  

Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?


From the country that brought you reality television? No, no we cannot.
 
2019-03-13 12:15:40 PM  
I have a body double. His name is Matt. So what?
 
2019-03-13 12:18:06 PM  

Weidbrewer: Ima4nic8or: Why do people submit posts from Twitter? Many of us don't have twitter, you know. shiat from sites with special sign up requirements shouldn't be bothered with. Now get off my lawn.

That would be exactly why every single greenlight from twitter includes the referenced tweet in the Boobies, grandpa.  I mean, it's right there, just for you.


I am pretty sure I'm in the minority on this, but I really like Original.  Completely eliminated my opposition to Twitter links.

And, I actually think the capture-a-tweety-thing it does should be a tool, like the embed YouTube tool, available to post in the threads.  Thanks to Original, the headline tweety-dealios don't disappear / aren't difficult to see, but in-line posts from other Farkers can be unnecessarily annoying.

And I say that as someone who is far too old, far too misanthropic, far too aware that he is utterly uninteresting to have, or have ever had, a Twitter account.
 
2019-03-13 12:20:01 PM  
The problem with giving him actual fake news is it makes it easier for him to call everything fake news.
 
2019-03-13 12:21:19 PM  
Depending on the temperature outside, the plastics in her body can expand or contract, leading to slight differences in her appearance.
 
2019-03-13 12:21:25 PM  

Captain Shaky: I have a body double. His name is Matt. So what?


Joke's on you.  I have a body TRIPLE. One's named Gus, and the other is a toaster oven that can't cook pizza rolls worth a piss.
 
2019-03-13 12:22:40 PM  

Usernate: With so many actual problems we are facing why the fark does anyone care about this. We have kids in cages, billions being allocated on building a 2,000 monument to racism, international interference in our democracy, and yet somehow people manage to find time to give a shiat about some meaningless conspiracy theory? Can we please focus on anything that actually matters?


I'll type this slowly so the slower amongst us can keep up:

Some of us can give a shiat about more than one thing at once.  For some, being aware (even outraged; even _acting_on_) one concern does not eliminate the ability to be aware of, outraged about, or acting on other concerns.

Crazy thought.

Also, the trivial shiat is (a) entertaining, because it annoys D2S and his cult of willfully ignorant asshole supporters and (b) important -- if we start letting little things slide, bigger things slide; if we start getting Outrage Fatigue, THEY WIN.

So, yeah, we can be snarky-pissed-curious about this, in addition to being enraged about baby cages, bankrupting the country, robbing the treasury, fellating Putin, trafficking women, and more.

We're well overdue for the National Guillotine On The National Mall.  Every extra straw on the camel's back could be the one that finally breaks it.
 
2019-03-13 12:24:43 PM  

shinji3i: Redh8t: What?? Who said anything about Photoshop?

I thought she just missed a Botox appointment..

You think she'd miss an opportunity to get away from him? Before you say he would go with her, do you think donald ISN'T terrified of needles?


Knew a guy who was terrified of needles, like, fainted during a vaccination terrified.

In the USMC, where you get lots of shots. He ended up making it through Radio Recon training, so fear of needles doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Not a defense of the president* in any way shape or form, just think it's an interesting story.
 
2019-03-13 12:25:18 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Captain Shaky: I have a body double. His name is Matt. So what?

Joke's on you.  I have a body TRIPLE. One's named Gus, and the other is a toaster oven that can't cook pizza rolls worth a piss.


Here's hoping D2S has a Gus.  And that his Gus falls in the tub when D2S tries to re-warm his weeks-old hamberder leftovers from the "banquets".  I mean, dude can't work an umbrella:  There's *no* way he can manage "reheat a delicious meal while taking a relaxing soak after a hard day of Executive Time."
 
2019-03-13 12:25:59 PM  

Nick Nostril: Coelacanth: Trump probably has body doubles of himself as well. All good dictators do.

What about shiatty dick taters?


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2019-03-13 12:26:33 PM  
Resting neutral expression face there. I don't think I'd like to see her angry. Which is what I imagine her natural state is, all the time.
 
2019-03-13 12:26:42 PM  

snocone: Where do I get a copy of "Photoshopping Live Broadcasts For Dummies"?
People are saying it is not that hard.


Early on I read a post by a Trumpalo saying the video of him mocking the disabled reporter was Photoshopped.

I am disappoint that Demented Donnie has yet to claim that the picture/video of him was Photoshopped from Mar-A-Lago when he took off his MAGA cap but forgot he didn't put on his hair when he put it on.

It should have been:
That is fake news!
That is not me. I wasn't there.
That's photoshopped.
I was not there.
They photoshopped my hair in the video of me being there.
 
2019-03-13 12:27:33 PM  
At least he spelled her name right. Maybe "Melanie" is the codename for the body double.
 
2019-03-13 12:28:20 PM  
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