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(NYPost)   Libertarian zookeeper on trial in murder for hire plot. He also ran for governor of Oklahoma in 2016. There's a joke in there somewhere   (nypost.com) divider line
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2019-03-13 08:37:21 AM  
Whats a libertarian zoo?  No fences or sidewalks or food for the animals?
 
2019-03-13 10:06:46 AM  

Chris Ween: Whats a libertarian zoo?  No fences or sidewalks or food for the animals?


It's the dog-eat-dog world of libertarianism.  Only, in a zoo, it's bear-eat-lion.  Plus, the zoo customers should carry weapons.
 
2019-03-13 10:40:03 AM  

Chris Ween: Whats a libertarian zoo?  No fences or sidewalks or food for the animals?


It means that endangered animals will now be concealed carrying, consider themselves sovereign critters
 
2019-03-13 11:07:57 AM  
Vaguely remember hearing about this some time ago. This guy is...something.
 
2019-03-13 11:08:02 AM  
Show me your official credentials

Wouldn't want to shoot the wrong guy
 
2019-03-13 11:08:39 AM  
"Libertarian Zookeeper" is the name of my Alt-Right Echo and the Bunnymen cover band.
 
2019-03-13 11:10:03 AM  
Dad?
 
2019-03-13 11:11:01 AM  
There's a joke in there somewhere

Yep, it involves an old libertarian zookeeper who's retiring, a new trainee libertarian zookeeper, a libertarian gorilla with a talent for imitation, a banana and a knife. Unfortunately it involves hand gestures which can't be reproduced here.
 
2019-03-13 11:12:50 AM  
Joe Exotic for President! 2016
Youtube sc-_7RCFArM
 
2019-03-13 11:12:52 AM  
This is not this guy's first time on Fark.
 
2019-03-13 11:14:01 AM  
Oh great, it's this asshole again.

Zookeeper is giving him credit he doesn't deserve.  He kept some big cats in crappy conditions.  He's on trial for trying to kill the wildlife expert who called him on it.
 
2019-03-13 11:20:43 AM  
Who's face does he have tattooed on his arm? And...that guy is gay?
No wonder I never leave the house. It's just too freaking weird out there.
 
2019-03-13 11:26:35 AM  
He ran for Governor last year, President in 2016.
Get you facts straight fake news subby!
 
2019-03-13 11:41:54 AM  
I'm amazed The Onion and other satire sites don't just shut down. No way they can come up with something more absurd than reality these days.
P.S.: This guy still would have made a better president than Trump.
 
2019-03-13 11:50:08 AM  
Joe Exotic kicked out of Donald Trump fundraiser
Youtube e7x32gvz5Wk

It's Michael Keaton playing a prank. He doesn't fool me.
 
2019-03-13 11:57:28 AM  
What does a librarian zookeeper do? I mean, I suppose a zoo is like a library for animals. That's a cool idea, you could check out a dog for two weeks and then return him when you got bored. It would be.... Oh. Oh never mind. Carry on.
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/smokebomb!
 
2019-03-13 12:14:36 PM  
Just move Oklahoma to Pittsburg.
That'll teach 'em.
 
2019-03-13 12:24:29 PM  

Chris Ween: Whats a libertarian zoo?  No fences or sidewalks or food for the animals?


But I'll bet they still find some excuse to keep the animals in cages.
 
2019-03-13 12:35:24 PM  

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It's Michael Keaton playing a prank. He doesn't fool me.


Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
 
2019-03-13 12:38:40 PM  
Hey.  Don't call us a zoo, subby.  Also, it was Kentucky.
 
2019-03-13 12:45:03 PM  
We took our son to his "zoo" as it is just 30 minutes up the interstate.  The workers we met there were very friendly, but a lot of  the animals were kept in small enclosures.  We saw Joe there giving a private tour.  He had a six gun strapped to his leg.  Two ammo bandoliers crisscrossed his chest.  Each bandolier seemed to have bullets for 10 different kinds of guns.  It was something to behold.  I think a worker was also killed there by one of the tigers.

They did have a small kangaroo hopping around you could pet and feed twizzlers so that was neat.
 
2019-03-13 01:23:28 PM  

Azz Pumper: We took our son to his "zoo" as it is just 30 minutes up the interstate.  The workers we met there were very friendly, but a lot of  the animals were kept in small enclosures.  We saw Joe there giving a private tour.  He had a six gun strapped to his leg.  Two ammo bandoliers crisscrossed his chest.  Each bandolier seemed to have bullets for 10 different kinds of guns.  It was something to behold.  I think a worker was also killed there by one of the tigers.

They did have a small kangaroo hopping around you could pet and feed twizzlers so that was neat.


His husband killed himself there last year as well. He "accidentally" tried brushing his teeth with a .45.

My prediction? Joe Exotic is going away to Club Fed for long time.
 
2019-03-13 01:37:28 PM  
What a librarian zoo keeper might look like
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2019-03-13 01:39:13 PM  

WaitForIt: What a librarian zoo keeper might look like
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d'awwww
 
2019-03-13 01:41:10 PM  
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2019-03-13 01:58:00 PM  
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Proving once and for all that the most dangerous animal... was the Zookeeper.
 
2019-03-13 02:47:21 PM  
Crikey
 
2019-03-13 03:16:34 PM  

Azz Pumper: We took our son to his "zoo" as it is just 30 minutes up the interstate.  The workers we met there were very friendly, but a lot of  the animals were kept in small enclosures.  We saw Joe there giving a private tour.  He had a six gun strapped to his leg.  Two ammo bandoliers crisscrossed his chest.  Each bandolier seemed to have bullets for 10 different kinds of guns.  It was something to behold.  I think a worker was also killed there by one of the tigers.

They did have a small kangaroo hopping around you could pet and feed twizzlers so that was neat.


Don't feed twirlers to kangaroos, that's a slippery slope, man.
 
2019-03-13 03:23:28 PM  
Hmm... so this is a guy with crazy political leanings who ran for governor in a backwoods red state and currently maintains a site full of animals.

Somebody better keep an eye on Drew.
 
2019-03-13 05:07:37 PM  
I'll tell you what I hate most about all of this... The fact that this insufferable douchebag has made Carole Baskins look like some kind of a hero and martyr. She couldn't have prayed for better advertising. X.x
 
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