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(Mother Jones)   The president didn't know Madam Rubntug. He never had a picture with her at a Superbowl party. Any picture you *do* find is totes photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and having made a few shops for the president during my time here. NO COLLUSION   (motherjones.com) divider line
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2019-03-12 10:08:50 PM  
for f*cks sakes... THERE ARE PICTURES YOU DUMBASSES
 
2019-03-12 10:09:15 PM  
The White House still won't say if Trump is concerned about this; if Mar-a-Lago is a giant target for foreign intelligence, or if they are changing anything to stop people like Yang from hawking access to the president. They won't even say it's bad that this happened.
- Dan Friedman (@dfriedman33) March 12, 2019
 
2019-03-12 10:13:50 PM  
Her name is Cindy Massage Parlor Owner she knows Tim Apple and that Lockheed chick
 
2019-03-12 11:00:34 PM  

Circusdog320: Her name is Cindy Massage Parlor Owner she knows Tim Apple and that Lockheed chick


It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information. What parts of it she isn't buying outright, that is.
 
2019-03-12 11:01:20 PM  
There is also a HUGE gambling operation going on.


but I think the authorities know about that one.
 
2019-03-12 11:44:28 PM  
Love to see those Mar-a-Lago sign in sheets now.

How often did she come in when Trump was there?

Who were her guests each time?

Oh...we don't keep anything like that. Of course you don't. Uh huh.
 
2019-03-12 11:50:26 PM  

Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information


I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....
 
2019-03-13 12:11:41 AM  
Just imagine what would be happening if this were something Obama was involved in.
 
2019-03-13 01:56:46 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


First, find the old man...
 
2019-03-13 05:53:17 AM  
They should be proud of her. She is living proof that this new, forward thinking Republican party has a place for criminal predators of all races and genders.
 
2019-03-13 06:25:12 AM  
I think we're about to find out just how deep Donnie is involved in human trafficking that DOESN'T involve ICE.  A whole lot of it, it seems.
 
2019-03-13 06:26:52 AM  
I wonder how many new members have joined Mar a Lago since Trump became president. I also wonder how many of those members have never set foot into the club. I also wonder how many of those members are foreign nationals or lobbyists.
 
2019-03-13 06:27:32 AM  
Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
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2019-03-13 06:29:06 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


Don't you just move the seamen around?
 
2019-03-13 06:33:05 AM  
Sure thing, Two Scoops. Just like I'm totes sure that she didn't get a heavily discounted Mar A Lago membership in exchange for providing girls to your buddies. Nosireebob. I'm sure a pimp working out of a strip mall can pay your club $250,000 a year all on her own.
 
2019-03-13 06:34:04 AM  
Council for the Promotion of the Peaceful Reunification of China (CPPRC)

Really? She wasn't even trying to hide the government connection.
 
2019-03-13 06:35:17 AM  

Jebus Slaves: Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....

Don't you just move the seamen around?


That's what the tugs are for.
 
2019-03-13 06:35:57 AM  

Circusdog320: Her name is Cindy Massage Parlor Owner she knows Tim Apple and that Lockheed chick


Bout lost my shiat at Lockheed chick.
I can't believe we are only now just scrutinizing marloogie, remember when there was the whole missle strike thing that happened in plain farking view of guests with people using farking cell phone flashlights on maps of top secret shiat? Like on the restaurant patio?
Good times. Now we got hooker pimp lady.

The Mar a Lago thing is gonna unravel to be way worse than we currently know.
 
2019-03-13 06:38:45 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


The country would be in flames.
 
2019-03-13 06:40:22 AM  

Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
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No. I captured both and was ready to post them before I saw yours.

It's the Fark hive mind, I guess.
 
2019-03-13 06:43:03 AM  
NO CORRUSION!!!

//self reported
 
2019-03-13 06:43:21 AM  

Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
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The face that they've painted on that thumb is eerily lifelike.
 
2019-03-13 06:45:27 AM  

The Envoy: Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
[img.fark.net image 359x337]
[img.fark.net image 359x400]

The face that they've painted on that thumb is eerily lifelike.


If I had photoshop I would try to sub the human thumb for the shark on the original "Jaws" artwork where it's rising up to the woman swimming.
 
2019-03-13 06:46:10 AM  
Yang in 2017 launched a new business, GY US Investments LLC, that offered to help clients gain access to Trump and members of his administration.

Oh please let there be records of their successes.
 
2019-03-13 06:47:45 AM  

phamwaa: Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
[img.fark.net image 359x337]
[img.fark.net image 359x400]

No. I captured both and was ready to post them before I saw yours.

It's the Fark hive mind, I guess.


It's nice to know I share a psychosis with others.
 
2019-03-13 06:47:53 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just imagine what would be happening if this were something Obama was involved in.

 
2019-03-13 06:49:33 AM  

Boo_Guy: phamwaa: Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
[img.fark.net image 359x337]
[img.fark.net image 359x400]

No. I captured both and was ready to post them before I saw yours.

It's the Fark hive mind, I guess.

It's nice to know I share a psychosis with others.


Amen, brother.
 
2019-03-13 06:50:15 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: Circusdog320: Her name is Cindy Massage Parlor Owner she knows Tim Apple and that Lockheed chick

Bout lost my shiat at Lockheed chick.
I can't believe we are only now just scrutinizing marloogie, remember when there was the whole missle strike thing that happened in plain farking view of guests with people using farking cell phone flashlights on maps of top secret shiat? Like on the restaurant patio?
Good times. Now we got hooker pimp lady.

The Mar a Lago thing is gonna unravel to be way worse than we currently know.


It's funny how libs disrespect the valued history of the southern white house as quickly as they disrespect their enemies.
 
2019-03-13 06:52:36 AM  
And there's video behind the scenes (nsfw).

Orgazmo - "The Assfuck Twins"
Youtube TlwCCjNs0A8
 
2019-03-13 06:53:21 AM  
ya know what's weird?  Trump keeps acting as if there's some sort of 'Ministry of Truth' running around deleting photos, wiping out forum comments and/or playing clean up on all the lies, hypocrisy and criminal behavior.  "I don't know this person" and there's a lot of pictures of her hanging out with Trump at Mar a Lago.  And not off in a dark corner somewhere either, she's buddy buddy with a couple of rich Republicans.
 
2019-03-13 06:53:58 AM  

The Envoy: The Envoy: Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
[img.fark.net image 359x337]
[img.fark.net image 359x400]

The face that they've painted on that thumb is eerily lifelike.

If I had photoshop I would try to sub the human thumb for the shark on the original "Jaws" artwork where it's rising up to the woman swimming.


I'd suggest giving paint.NET a look, it's free, and what I use for my farkwork since I can't be arsed to torrent PS.

/www.getpaint.net
//fark doesn't like that url so no linky
 
2019-03-13 06:54:53 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


Tugboat.
 
2019-03-13 06:55:21 AM  
 Much like everything Trump denies he's done or said ,  with almost 100% certainty I'm sure we're going to find out that he had her on speed dial and talk to her daily.  He always seems to find a way to dig himself a deeper hole.  Unfortunately even if that happens nothing will be done about it
 
2019-03-13 06:55:46 AM  

snowshovel: It's funny how libs disrespect the valued history of the southern white house as quickly as they disrespect their enemies.


would you like us to find you a safe place?
 
2019-03-13 06:56:38 AM  

somedude210:

The White House still won't say if Trump is concerned about this; if Mar-a-Lago is a giant target for foreign intelligence, or if they are changing anything to stop people like Yang from hawking access to the president. They won't even say it's bad that this happened.
- Dan Friedman (@dfriedman33) March 12, 2019


She has the best Presidential access.  You might say she has him by the balls.
 
2019-03-13 06:57:09 AM  
Thought for the day.

Fact #1. Fallout: New Vegas was released while Barack Obama was President.
Fact #2. Fallout 76 was released while Donald Trump was President.

Conclusion: Everything is farked under Trump.
 
2019-03-13 06:57:57 AM  
I wonder how many tetrabytes of HD video she has of the men who visited her club?
 
2019-03-13 06:58:08 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


Tug boats.
 
2019-03-13 07:00:26 AM  

stevecore: Much like everything Trump denies he's done or said ,  with almost 100% certainty I'm sure we're going to find out that he had her on speed dial and talk to her daily.  He always seems to find a way to dig himself a deeper hole.  Unfortunately even if that happens nothing will be done about it


Nothing?

Is 'having a slave owner in the White House' just something we're just suppost to consider normal now?
 
2019-03-13 07:01:23 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


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Just by sitting on it.

/ Hooray!
 
2019-03-13 07:10:59 AM  

Alphax: Is 'having a slave owner in the White House' just something we're just suppost to consider normal now?


Well, it was normal for the first few decades of the country's history....
 
2019-03-13 07:12:10 AM  

eiger: Alphax: Is 'having a slave owner in the White House' just something we're just suppost to consider normal now?

Well, it was normal for the first few decades of the country's history....


except that this time 'round its the Republicans defending slavery and the Democrats fighting against it.
 
2019-03-13 07:12:52 AM  
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
 
2019-03-13 07:14:45 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


There's definitely a Jack Harkness joke in there somewhere.
 
2019-03-13 07:15:26 AM  

Chariset: Kirablue42: It's Cindy Rub-n-Tug. She has also been on Chinese ships, and along with giving them orgasms and drugs, she is stealing national top secret information

I'd ask how one gives a ship an orgasm, but it's better to just imagine....


Depends on what drugs they give it first...
 
2019-03-13 07:16:35 AM  
So sayeth the guy with the world's greatest memory
 
2019-03-13 07:17:49 AM  

somedude210: for f*cks sakes... THERE ARE PICTURES YOU DUMBASSES


"I've never heard of her."
"We have photos."

"I've never met her."
"We have photos."

"I may have bumped into her once."
"She's been to Mar-a-Lago and the White House.  Again, we have photos."

"I don't remember that."
*sigh*
 
2019-03-13 07:20:03 AM  

Weaver95: "I don't know this person" and there's a lot of pictures of her hanging out with Trump at Mar a Lago.


Donald Trump Is BS, Says Expert in BS - "The bullshiatter...is not constrained by any consideration of what may or may not be true. In making his assertion, he is indifferent to whether what he is says is true or false. His goal is not to report facts. It is, rather, to shape the beliefs and attitudes of his listeners in a certain way. "  - Harry G. Frankfurt . author of the 2005 book On Bullshiat.
 
2019-03-13 07:25:28 AM  

Boo_Guy: I'd suggest giving paint.NET a look, it's free, and what I use for my farkwork since I can't be arsed to torrent PS.


Bring out the GIMP. I occasionally do image editing for work, and most of the time, I'll just load up Photoshop. But, if I'm trying to extract part of an image from a mainly monochromatic background, GIMP's "color to alpha" tool is the best thing going.
 
2019-03-13 07:28:01 AM  

Boo_Guy: Probably just me that thought this when seeing the pic in the article but
[img.fark.net image 359x337]
[img.fark.net image 359x400]


Not just you.
 
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