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2019-03-12 09:56:57 PM  
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2019-03-12 10:07:12 PM  
Bye biatch. Don't come back.
 
2019-03-12 10:08:53 PM  
Spend some time on a farm upstate?  Quality time with Bill O'Reilly?
 
2019-03-12 10:08:54 PM  
Don't worry, somedude210, I got this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HA
 
2019-03-12 10:09:00 PM  
hehehehehehe.
 
2019-03-12 10:10:01 PM  

bobtheme: Don't worry, somedude210, I got this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HA


I was saving myself for tomorrow's round of laughter.... But well said.
 
2019-03-12 10:12:49 PM  
Got a KKK rally to attend, Tucker?
 
2019-03-12 10:13:54 PM  
Please be forever, please be forever, please be forever
 
2019-03-12 10:19:39 PM  
He's going to visit O'Reilly on the farm.
 
2019-03-12 10:20:59 PM  
Didn't O'Reilly get fired while he was on vacation?
 
2019-03-12 10:23:17 PM  
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2019-03-12 10:26:48 PM  

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You say just the worst things!

Terrible terrible things.  (Saw that after I posted)
 
2019-03-12 10:30:55 PM  
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2019-03-12 10:34:08 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: scottydoesntknow: [img.fark.net image 425x313]

You say just the worst things!

Terrible terrible things.  (Saw that after I posted)


Yea I didn't want to be the bearer of bad news, but someone's gotta do it :-/
 
2019-03-12 10:39:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: spaztic lv6 cleric: scottydoesntknow: [img.fark.net image 425x313]

You say just the worst things!

Terrible terrible things.  (Saw that after I posted)

Yea I didn't want to be the bearer of bad news, but someone's gotta do it :-/


Oooooh!!!!
Maybe we could speculate that this a ploy from Hannitys producers to put the fear of god into F*ucker..... Ummmm.... As a warning not to talk about.....

I got nothing.
 
2019-03-12 10:44:57 PM  
Tucker, our advertisers our fleeing.

Sean, remember Billo?
 
2019-03-12 10:45:26 PM  
You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?
 
2019-03-12 10:45:56 PM  
MyPillow and Claritin D are standing behind him. Outback Steakhouse pulled their ads a bit ago.
 
2019-03-12 11:06:43 PM  

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Mr. Tick-tock got something wrong? The hell you say!
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2019-03-12 11:29:04 PM  

ImpendingCynic: You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?


Except if Rupert thinks it's going to be worthless, he'd sell while he still could. If Disney thinks it'll be worthless, they'd still likely buy at a discount for the infrastructure and distribution, and rebrand the fark out of it as ABC News.

Rupert is holding onto it because it will generate a larger percentage of the smaller pool of ad revenue streams he'll still have.
 
2019-03-12 11:45:37 PM  

optikeye: MyPillow and Claritin D are standing behind him.


Claritin D is well-known to be the most amoral of the seasonal allergy medications.
 
2019-03-12 11:48:38 PM  
So... Paid Cadet "Cheetoface" Vulgar Barking Yam Failigula Von Bonespurrs (The Doll Handed) Spokesperson Bowtie Babbler might soon be UNPAID?
 
2019-03-12 11:49:34 PM  

jbc: ImpendingCynic: You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?

Except if Rupert thinks it's going to be worthless, he'd sell while he still could. If Disney thinks it'll be worthless, they'd still likely buy at a discount for the infrastructure and distribution, and rebrand the fark out of it as ABC News.

Rupert is holding onto it because it will generate a larger percentage of the smaller pool of ad revenue streams he'll still have.


Fox News is too too toxic for Family Friendly Disney.

Rupert has a hidden agenda with Fox News, it is not about the money, because he has serious fark you money even if Fox News burned to the ground tonight.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2019-03-13 12:12:58 AM  

theflatline: jbc: ImpendingCynic: You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?

Except if Rupert thinks it's going to be worthless, he'd sell while he still could. If Disney thinks it'll be worthless, they'd still likely buy at a discount for the infrastructure and distribution, and rebrand the fark out of it as ABC News.

Rupert is holding onto it because it will generate a larger percentage of the smaller pool of ad revenue streams he'll still have.

Fox News is too too toxic for Family Friendly Disney.

Rupert has a hidden agenda with Fox News, it is not about the money, because he has serious fark you money even if Fox News burned to the ground tonight.


Money? Yes. That's why he hasn't kicked Carlson or Ingraham our the door yet. Spare pride? No. He still (wrongly) thinks of himself as a heroic figure. He won't let his baby be burned to the ground, my ch less do it himself. Otherwise he'd completely cash out and walk away.
 
2019-03-13 01:21:16 AM  
I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.
 
2019-03-13 02:57:01 AM  
I'm not taking Hannity's word on anything, not even this.
 
2019-03-13 02:58:15 AM  
Don't worry, MAGAts. He's going to go live on a farm. Where he'll have lots of room to run, and play, and good things to eat.
 
2019-03-13 02:58:48 AM  
Media Matters dropped some new vile quotes from Tucker. Drip, drip, motherfarker.
 
2019-03-13 02:59:15 AM  
A 20 year unpaid vacation?
 
2019-03-13 02:59:28 AM  

wax_on: I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.


LePage?
 
2019-03-13 03:02:12 AM  
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2019-03-13 03:02:22 AM  

TuckFrump: Got a KKK rally to attend, Tucker?


He doesn't need to take vacation time they're fox sponsored event.
 
2019-03-13 03:02:36 AM  
I would pay good money to see Bill Press swat him on the nose with a rolled-up magazine.
 
2019-03-13 03:02:45 AM  
He's attending the Dumbshiat Look on my Face competition in Vancouver. Take the gold Tucker!
 
2019-03-13 03:03:11 AM  

ImpendingCynic: You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?


What a twist if Disney Corporate of all things is the savior of the people from FOX News propaganda.  We might enter a new timeline of peace before Disney begins it's propaganda campaign in earnest.  Well, even more than it already is.
 
2019-03-13 03:05:33 AM  
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2019-03-13 03:06:33 AM  

TuckFrump: Got a KKK rally to attend, Tucker?


It's sponsored by Fox News so I would assume he gets paid to be there. I mean he would be there for free, but hey why not get paid too.
 
2019-03-13 03:06:40 AM  
Maybe he and the Caravan of Diseases can go to SF together to see all of the librulls tooting coke off of the shiat festooned sidewalks? Seems like that would be bucklist material for ol' Tuck.
 
2019-03-13 03:13:04 AM  
I think fox news is starting to finally understand that even THEY occasionally need advertising revenue if they want to survive the next 5 years or so.
 
2019-03-13 03:14:13 AM  

the girl with the prison tattoo: I would pay good money to see Bill Press swat him on the nose with a rolled-up magazine.


I would pay double for James Carville with a cricket bat.
 
2019-03-13 03:14:46 AM  
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2019-03-13 03:18:22 AM  

jbc: ImpendingCynic: You know, I had a thought. Disney's acquisition of 21st Century Fox closes next week, and the rumors have always been that Rupert sold everything but Fox News because FN is tied up in the Russia investigation and the network will be worthless soon.

Could the end be very near and Rupert's just waiting for his check next week?

Except if Rupert thinks it's going to be worthless, he'd sell while he still could. If Disney thinks it'll be worthless, they'd still likely buy at a discount for the infrastructure and distribution, and rebrand the fark out of it as ABC News.

Rupert is holding onto it because it will generate a larger percentage of the smaller pool of ad revenue streams he'll still have.


not to mention that Rupert could (and likely will) go to the Republicans with a sob story about 'libruls' being 'unfair' and scam some investment funding outta the rich morons who believe that sort of nonsense.
 
2019-03-13 03:22:04 AM  

wax_on: I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.


I eagerly look forward to the Tomi Lahren show. They'll even think it's a great moderate move because she was kicked from The Blaze for suggesting that women should have access to abortion.
 
2019-03-13 03:24:24 AM  

optikeye: MyPillow and Claritin D are standing behind him. Outback Steakhouse pulled their ads a bit ago.


I doubt the MyPillow guy would ever pull his ads, he's a full on nutter,
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi​n​g-room/news/432233-mypillow-ceo-says-t​rump-was-chosen-by-god-to-run-for-pres​ident
 
2019-03-13 03:25:36 AM  
"Oh children, Ol' Tucker went to live on a farm where he can play in the fields all day long with his old friend Bill, isn't that nice!"
 
2019-03-13 03:27:06 AM  

starsrift: wax_on: I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.

I eagerly look forward to the Tomi Lahren show. They'll even think it's a great moderate move because she was kicked from The Blaze for suggesting that women should have access to abortion.


Tomi doesn't seem to understand that her 'career' is over soon as she puts on more than 10lbs and/or her tits start to sag.
 
2019-03-13 03:35:23 AM  

starsrift: wax_on: I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.

I eagerly look forward to the Tomi Lahren show. They'll even think it's a great moderate move because she was kicked from The Blaze for suggesting that women should have access to abortion.


'And just listen to the wind whistle through her ears.. isn't that great?  That's what makes her a Great American!'
 
2019-03-13 03:39:14 AM  
Have a great "vacation" that you were supposed to have down in Homestead, FL.
 
2019-03-13 03:40:24 AM  
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2019-03-13 03:42:14 AM  

Weaver95: starsrift: wax_on: I wonder what kind of turd they have lined up to replace him. Because you know they have a big fat one on deck.

I eagerly look forward to the Tomi Lahren show. They'll even think it's a great moderate move because she was kicked from The Blaze for suggesting that women should have access to abortion.

Tomi doesn't seem to understand that her 'career' is over soon as she puts on more than 10lbs and/or her tits start to sag.


Or if somebody over-inflates her and she rips a seam.
 
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