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2019-03-12 09:21:32 PM  
Holy shiat that is a loaded farking offense the Browns have now.
 
2019-03-12 09:24:58 PM  
Yeah. I don't think I'll be taking the under on the Browns going 8-8 this year
 
2019-03-12 10:06:40 PM  
And Earl Thomas? Browns on paper should win AFCN in a walkover. Steelers and Ravens are imploding.
 
2019-03-12 10:09:39 PM  
HOLY
F*CKING
SHIAT.

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2019-03-12 10:17:29 PM  
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2019-03-12 10:21:49 PM  
The hot takes are flowing.
I guess the NFL can just cancel the season and give the Super Bowl trophy to the Browns right now.
 
2019-03-12 10:30:49 PM  

abhorrent1: The hot takes are flowing.
I guess the NFL can just cancel the season and give the Super Bowl trophy to the Browns right now.


The stillers will try to injure him
 
2019-03-12 10:31:38 PM  

null: HOLY
F*CKING
SHIAT.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I don't think you have to worry about walking in a parade for a while. Going to one, maybe sometime soon if the team plays their cards right. But walking in, definitely not.

While the Steelers are shiatting the bed, at least the Ravens are making the Steelers' deconstruction look like an amateur job. I'm perfectly happy to see the Browns run the division for a bit. They deserve it.
 
2019-03-12 10:38:42 PM  
 
2019-03-12 10:45:44 PM  
The giants twitter feed is awesome right now (if you're a browns fan or just hate the g men).
 
2019-03-12 10:51:05 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320


I like this one.

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2019-03-12 10:57:42 PM  

abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]


The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.
 
2019-03-12 11:01:42 PM  

holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.


Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.
 
2019-03-12 11:04:32 PM  
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2019-03-12 11:05:45 PM  

Shadow Blasko: abhorrent1: The hot takes are flowing.
I guess the NFL can just cancel the season and give the Super Bowl trophy to the Browns right now.

The stillers will try to injure him


Them and which other defense?
 
2019-03-12 11:07:42 PM  

abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.


My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.
 
2019-03-12 11:12:40 PM  
Browns 'feeling good' about chance to sign Earl Thomas: report
 
2019-03-12 11:13:12 PM  

holdmybones: It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.


It's like being a collector of Yugoslavian cars. Someone has to do it, dammit.
 
2019-03-12 11:19:28 PM  

Tanqueray: holdmybones: It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

It's like being a collector of Yugoslavian cars. Someone has to do it, dammit.


Here, this is for you.

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2019-03-12 11:24:08 PM  

holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.


No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.
 
2019-03-12 11:29:23 PM  
The greatest thing is, there is not one person on Fark who can accuse me of being a bandwagon Browns fan, after promising to march in The Parade after they went 0-16 and keeping that promise.
 
2019-03-12 11:33:36 PM  

abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.


Nah. I figure with our luck we'll have a love boat-esque scandal on Lake Erie, followed by a freak injury where Hunt and OBJ run into each other that will require a brief hospitalization for Hunt where he'll develop a staph infection that will spread to the entire locker room. We'll end up having an emergency supplemental to even field a team.

This will all happen by week three.

In all seriousness I'm trying to weather my expectations, given the Browns past. So, I figure browns win the super bowl by 60 points.

I may be drinking.
 
2019-03-12 11:34:50 PM  

holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.

Nah. I figure with our luck we'll have a love boat-esque scandal on Lake Erie, followed by a freak injury where Hunt and OBJ run into each other that will require a brief hospitalization for Hunt where he'll develop a staph infection that will spread to the entire locker room. We'll end up having an emergency supplemental to even field a team.

This will all happen by week three.

In all seriousness I'm trying to weather my expectations, given the Browns past. So, I figure browns win the super bowl by 60 points.

I may be drinking.


Draft. A supplemental draft.

I blame the gin for the missing "draft" and credit my keyboard for the lack of any serious typos.
 
2019-03-13 06:22:18 AM  
I'm happy to see null's boys get a shot. It's about time. Besides, the AFC North will still get to make fun of the Bungles.
 
2019-03-13 06:29:49 AM  

abhorrent1: The hot takes are flowing.
I guess the NFL can just cancel the season and give the Super Bowl trophy to the Browns right now.


Pffft, they say the same thing every year about the Patriots.
 
2019-03-13 06:34:27 AM  
Meanwhile, Bell is going to the J-E-S-T. Which means every team in the AFC East will keep both safeties in and the J-E-S-T will still go 3 and out every other series.

\its called a "reception," Johnson, look it up
 
2019-03-13 06:34:36 AM  
I won't hate on the bandwagon fans - I've been praying for that problem.
 
2019-03-13 06:40:32 AM  
The Giants Twitter has been completely silent since the trade. Gee, I wonder why...
 
2019-03-13 06:43:33 AM  
Browns have a chance to be decent this year, might even make the playoffs, but you won't see me put money on that.

/Pats fan
//Hooray terrible division
///Boooo Kraft Rub 'n Tug
 
2019-03-13 06:43:46 AM  
At least it's not Detroitthe 5-11 Giants.

NYG don't get to make fun of either Detroit or Cleveland when both teams finished with better records last season.
 
2019-03-13 06:59:20 AM  

Gubbo: Yeah. I don't think I'll be taking the under on the Browns going 8-8 this year


Heh. So, other than Tiger winning a major, what is our wager gonna be?
 
2019-03-13 07:02:57 AM  

holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.


Raiders fan here, so I can see your point. I had a wager last year that the Browns would go .500, and I had to pay off on that one but only by one game. I'm telling you, not next Super Bowl, but the one after that, look for the Browns vs the Lions. Both teams are very young, in capable hands, and making some very good moves. I would love to see it. Going to the Owl is on my bucket list, if it happens I just might cash out a lot of s*** and go.
 
2019-03-13 07:02:57 AM  
So NY gets a 1st, 3rd, and Peppers for OBJ, while Pittsburgh got a 3rd and a 5th for AB.

Pitt got FLEECED.
 
2019-03-13 07:05:01 AM  

abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.


Totally agree, I had heard about a guy here and a guy there, but that list brings a certain perspective to it. God, I hope they have a good draft...
 
2019-03-13 07:06:46 AM  

holdmybones: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.

Nah. I figure with our luck we'll have a love boat-esque scandal on Lake Erie, followed by a freak injury where Hunt and OBJ run into each other that will require a brief hospitalization for Hunt where he'll develop a staph infection that will spread to the entire locker room. We'll end up having an emergency supplemental to even field a team.

This will all happen by week three.

In all seriousness I'm trying to weather my expectations, given the Browns past. So, I figure browns win the super bowl by 60 points.

I may be drinking.

Draft. A supplemental draft.

I blame the gin for the missing "draft" and credit my keyboard for the lack of any serious typos.


Dang, this is weird... A die-hard Browns fan, living in Colorado, drinking gin... If it is tangueray, I bet you are my old buddy Jake? Sorry if I just outed you!
 
2019-03-13 07:13:43 AM  

stir22: holdmybones: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: holdmybones: abhorrent1: AdmirableSnackbar: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x458]
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1​105654121267384320

I like this one.

[img.fark.net image 497x460]

The Browns only lost three games by 10+ last year. None by 16+

Just sayin'.

Chill man, it's just a joke.

/I didn't make it.

My bad. I felt like a dick as soon as I hit add comment.

It's hard being a browns fan. Farks with your emotional health.

No worries. That's a nice looking offense you have there, as they say, on paper. That division is a farking train wreck too so I like their chances. Will have to wait and see how it works out. No rooting interest but I hope they do well.

Nah. I figure with our luck we'll have a love boat-esque scandal on Lake Erie, followed by a freak injury where Hunt and OBJ run into each other that will require a brief hospitalization for Hunt where he'll develop a staph infection that will spread to the entire locker room. We'll end up having an emergency supplemental to even field a team.

This will all happen by week three.

In all seriousness I'm trying to weather my expectations, given the Browns past. So, I figure browns win the super bowl by 60 points.

I may be drinking.

Draft. A supplemental draft.

I blame the gin for the missing "draft" and credit my keyboard for the lack of any serious typos.

Dang, this is weird... A die-hard Browns fan, living in Colorado, drinking gin... If it is tangueray, I bet you are my old buddy Jake? Sorry if I just outed you!


Ha - I think you hinted at that a few weeks ago in a thread. I'm not Jake, but he sounds like an awesome guy.
 
2019-03-13 07:15:29 AM  

stir22: Gubbo: Yeah. I don't think I'll be taking the under on the Browns going 8-8 this year

Heh. So, other than Tiger winning a major, what is our wager gonna be?


We have time to find something still :)
 
2019-03-13 07:16:05 AM  

stir22: Gubbo: Yeah. I don't think I'll be taking the under on the Browns going 8-8 this year

Heh. So, other than Tiger winning a major, what is our wager gonna be?


I'm willing to offer you the under on the 8-8 Browns bet if you want it this year?
 
2019-03-13 07:24:45 AM  
I guess the Steelers won't do much in 2019 this year.

Then again, the Browns find a way to screw things up like this every year.
 
2019-03-13 07:26:11 AM  

FriarReb98: Meanwhile, Bell is going to the J-E-S-T. Which means every team in the AFC East will keep both safeties in and the J-E-S-T will still go 3 and out every other series.

\its called a "reception," Johnson, look it up


Bell sat out a year because Pittsburgh's offer was too low, and then he signs with the Jest for significantly less than Pittsburgh offered. In the meantime, he left $14.5 million on the table.

I'm torn between laughing and shaking my head. The whole scenario is vintage Jets. He definitely landed in the right place.
 
2019-03-13 07:32:11 AM  
Favorite tweet so far

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2019-03-13 07:43:08 AM  

Gubbo: stir22: Gubbo: Yeah. I don't think I'll be taking the under on the Browns going 8-8 this year

Heh. So, other than Tiger winning a major, what is our wager gonna be?

I'm willing to offer you the under on the 8-8 Browns bet if you want it this year?


My momma didn't raise THAT big of a fool!
 
2019-03-13 07:56:13 AM  

AntonChigger: So NY gets a 1st, 3rd, and Peppers for OBJ, while Pittsburgh got a 3rd and a 5th for AB.

Pitt got FLEECED.


That's probably as much as they could get. OBJ is what 26 or 27, and in the absolute prime of his career and AB is going to be 32 and on a downswing (in theory). Plus as much as OBJ can be a drama queen at times, he didn't burn bridges like AB did with the Steelers - there was NO WAY he was playing for Pittsburgh in 2019. OBJ would still be playing for the Giants if not for the trade.
 
2019-03-13 08:12:31 AM  

null: [img.fark.net image 425x534]


There's your problem, Cleveland. No NFL offense has used three running backs for decades.
 
2019-03-13 08:22:21 AM  
Here's the thing about the Browns offense: it all hinges on Mayfield not suffering a sophomore slump. Yes, he had a great rookie season when he basically had 2 options: throw to Landry or hand off to Chubb. Now he's got one of the biggest primadonna WRs added to the mix AND a new head coach and OC with a different offense. Lets also not forget that every team now has a seasons worth of game film on him now and already has figured out all his weaknesses, failures, and issues and have developed plans to exploit them.

I'm not trying to shiat on the Browns. I think they have a decent shot at 10 wins this year, especially with their division rivals blowing up. But I've seen waaaay too many teams that look great on paper before the season starts end up looking like, well, the Browns once the season starts.
 
2019-03-13 08:22:25 AM  

JAGChem82: AntonChigger: So NY gets a 1st, 3rd, and Peppers for OBJ, while Pittsburgh got a 3rd and a 5th for AB.

Pitt got FLEECED.

That's probably as much as they could get. OBJ is what 26 or 27, and in the absolute prime of his career and AB is going to be 32 and on a downswing (in theory). Plus as much as OBJ can be a drama queen at times, he didn't burn bridges like AB did with the Steelers - there was NO WAY he was playing for Pittsburgh in 2019. OBJ would still be playing for the Giants if not for the trade.


Huh? AB is 30 years old, which honestly makes his production that much more incredible. I would've expected at least a 2nd, in any case.
 
2019-03-13 08:30:28 AM  

null: The greatest thing is, there is not one person on Fark who can accuse me of being a bandwagon Browns fan, after promising to march in The Parade after they went 0-16 and keeping that promise.


If the Browns start ripping off Super Bowls, it will happen regardless. Trust me.

/Pats fan since 1984
//congrats
 
2019-03-13 08:33:20 AM  

ChrisDe: null: [img.fark.net image 425x534]

There's your problem, Cleveland. No NFL offense has used three running backs for decades.


Reviving the wishbone. Maybe some triple wing!
 
2019-03-13 08:38:34 AM  
Browns fans are rejoicing like it's 1996 all over again.
 
2019-03-13 08:44:27 AM  

ChrisDe: null: [img.fark.net image 425x534]

There's your problem, Cleveland. No NFL offense has used three running backs for decades.


Ehh most teams use 3 running backs. Not at the same time, but the Eagles won the super bowl with a combo of Ajayi, Blount, and Clement.
 
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