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(Major League Baseball)   Hungry? Texas Rangers unveil a two-pound chicken tender because everything is bigger in Texas   (mlb.com) divider line
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2019-03-12 05:07:10 PM  
How about getting back Nolan Farking Ryan as GM and give us back a farking winning team instead of being the league embarrassment
 
2019-03-12 05:18:20 PM  
That looks farking vile.
 
2019-03-12 05:22:21 PM  
You know.... every time I'm eating an order of chicken fingers I always find myself thinking "This is OKAY, but it would be way better if they mashed all these together into one giant, unnatural chicken finger."
 
2019-03-12 05:40:48 PM  
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2019-03-12 05:49:52 PM  
Ugh, that looks disgusting.
 
2019-03-12 05:50:16 PM  
The only problem, say patrons who have tried, it, is that it is rather hard to dip in the sauce. You have to stand up to dunk it.
 
2019-03-12 05:50:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ugh, that looks disgusting.


I imagined it six feet long and much thinner, but i am not really surprised.
 
2019-03-12 06:02:11 PM  
I'd eat it.

/why lie?
 
2019-03-12 06:56:27 PM  
Alaskans should cut their state in half and push Texas down to being the third largest.
 
2019-03-12 11:50:47 PM  
$27.50? I don't think so.
 
2019-03-12 11:51:06 PM  
I was actually expecting it to be more expensive.  I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of it though.  Is it a bunch of chicken breasts twined and roasted together, then breaded and fried?  Or are they using meat glue?  Or is it a log of breaded ground chicken?


I'll stick with the Federal Donuts chicken sandwich at CBP.
 
2019-03-12 11:58:26 PM  
UPDATE: The Pittsburgh Pirates just signed the chicken tender to play LF and bat clean-up. 3 Years, $64M guaranteed.

/ Josh Bell, and a tater tot to be named later, involved in the trade
 
2019-03-13 12:08:44 AM  
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2019-03-13 12:10:44 AM  
And now I'm missing the menu at AT&T Oracle Park. Hot links with grilled onions. Crazy Crab'z sandwiches. Clam chowder in a Boudin bowl. Garlic fries. McCovey's BBQ. Great beers. Mojitos....
 
2019-03-13 12:20:29 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: And now I'm missing the menu at AT&T Oracle Park. Hot links with grilled onions. Crazy Crab'z sandwiches. Clam chowder in a Boudin bowl. Garlic fries. McCovey's BBQ. Great beers. Mojitos....


Sushi burrito. (Err, that still around? Didn't see it last year, but didn't look real hard.) Ghirardelli sundaes. Carvery.

Come on, Opening Day!
 
2019-03-13 12:21:14 AM  

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2019-03-13 12:37:58 AM  
Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!
 
2019-03-13 12:50:43 AM  
Well it's not like they're going to unveil a World Series Banner any time soon.

So of the teams that haven't won the World Series (Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners, & Rays) Who will win their first next?
 
2019-03-13 01:13:30 AM  

SFSailor: RoyFokker'sGhost: And now I'm missing the menu at AT&T Oracle Park. Hot links with grilled onions. Crazy Crab'z sandwiches. Clam chowder in a Boudin bowl. Garlic fries. McCovey's BBQ. Great beers. Mojitos....

Sushi burrito. (Err, that still around? Didn't see it last year, but didn't look real hard.) Ghirardelli sundaes. Carvery.

Come on, Opening Day!


Never really had the sushi there. So, I don't know if it's still around.
 
2019-03-13 01:17:03 AM  
tender? but I hardly know 'er...
 
2019-03-13 01:18:45 AM  

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2019-03-13 01:22:26 AM  

Bermuda59: Well it's not like they're going to unveil a World Series Banner any time soon.

So of the teams that haven't won the World Series (Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners, & Rays) Who will win their first next?


Brewers, I think.
 
2019-03-13 02:15:47 AM  

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2019-03-13 10:08:53 AM  

virulent_loser: Bermuda59: Well it's not like they're going to unveil a World Series Banner any time soon.

So of the teams that haven't won the World Series (Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners, & Rays) Who will win their first next?

Brewers, I think.


Texas should have already won and been off this list. that said they are getting their new stadium next year and will be irrelevant for the next 10 to 12 years till its time to ask for another stadium.
 
2019-03-13 10:15:46 AM  
I want a one-pound chicken tender - no, a two-pound chicken tender. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want French fries.
 
2019-03-13 10:36:58 AM  

gunsmack: UPDATE: The Pittsburgh Pirates just signed the chicken tender to play LF and bat clean-up. 3 Years, $64M guaranteed.

/ Josh Bell, and a tater tot to be named later, involved in the trade


Four years and 12 million maybe.  The entire payroll right now barely tops $64m.
 
2019-03-13 10:57:36 AM  

TuckFrump: How about getting back Nolan Farking Ryan as GM and give us back a farking winning team instead of being the league embarrassment


This. Daniels should have been shiatcanned, not extended
 
2019-03-13 11:00:54 AM  

eas81: virulent_loser: Bermuda59: Well it's not like they're going to unveil a World Series Banner any time soon.

So of the teams that haven't won the World Series (Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners, & Rays) Who will win their first next?

Brewers, I think.

Texas should have already won and been off this list. that said they are getting their new stadium next year and will be irrelevant for the next 10 to 12 years till its time to ask for another stadium.


They've excluded all but the exceedingly rich from games now. Season tickets that were priced at 60 bucks for the current stadium jumped to 200 for the new one. I've been a lifelong baseball fan. I lost almost all interest after they cancelled the damn world series, regained interest, now with this and the proposed rule changes??? I'm about done.
 
2019-03-13 03:51:36 PM  

TuckFrump: How about getting back Nolan Farking Ryan as GM and give us back a farking winning team instead of being the league embarrassment


We'd be more likely to get him back as a player.
 
2019-03-13 08:13:01 PM  

The Smails Kid: I want a one-pound chicken tender - no, a two-pound chicken tender. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want French fries.


You'll get nothing and like it.
 
2019-03-13 08:33:28 PM  

happydude45: eas81: virulent_loser: Bermuda59: Well it's not like they're going to unveil a World Series Banner any time soon.

So of the teams that haven't won the World Series (Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners, & Rays) Who will win their first next?

Brewers, I think.

Texas should have already won and been off this list. that said they are getting their new stadium next year and will be irrelevant for the next 10 to 12 years till its time to ask for another stadium.

They've excluded all but the exceedingly rich from games now. Season tickets that were priced at 60 bucks for the current stadium jumped to 200 for the new one. I've been a lifelong baseball fan. I lost almost all interest after they cancelled the damn world series, regained interest, now with this and the proposed rule changes??? I'm about done.


200 bucks sounds appropriate for 81 games.
 
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