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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Fresno County baffled by rash of goat thefts. Joe Montana, Michael Jordan haven't been affected, fortunately   (ktla.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Theft, Central Valley, unusual crime wave, Crime, Fresno County, California, Fresno County, lot of the time, Robbery  
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823 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2019 at 11:38 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-12 05:10:26 PM  
Good Birria is worth the extra effort.
 
2019-03-12 06:01:42 PM  
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2019-03-12 06:09:10 PM  
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2019-03-12 11:42:57 PM  
Someone please look after Jack Black
 
2019-03-12 11:43:54 PM  
I am laughing my ass off, cause I buddy out in California sent me this today.

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2019-03-12 11:49:37 PM  
Yeah..they got hauled to the auction by tweakers. Case closed.
 
2019-03-12 11:50:02 PM  
Oh my god!  Is Ms. Nicks okay??

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2019-03-13 12:00:06 AM  
Lookin' for love.

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2019-03-13 12:07:09 AM  
There have been times I'd have been almost glad to see the little farkers stolen.

I'd lose my shiat trying to get them back though.
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2019-03-13 12:08:32 AM  
If the stolen goats are still alive, you can bet they'll bust themselves out in short order and do something ridiculous to draw attention.
 
2019-03-13 12:25:15 AM  
This is the story...of a stolen Tom Brady?
 
2019-03-13 12:25:22 AM  
Should have marked them so they could be traced.

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2019-03-13 12:27:58 AM  

fragMasterFlash: This is the story...of a stolen Tom Brady?


I was wondering how long that would take.
 
2019-03-13 12:29:36 AM  

JesseL: If the stolen goats are still alive, you can bet they'll bust themselves out in short order and do something ridiculous to draw attention.


yep, if they don't eat 'em, they'll give them back.
 
2019-03-13 12:31:00 AM  
Also safe
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/ Too soon?
// Maximum trolling
/// Slashies
 
2019-03-13 12:31:50 AM  
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2019-03-13 12:34:01 AM  
Also:  Fresno?  Nobody goes to Fresno anymore.
 
2019-03-13 12:35:20 AM  
Bill Buckner resents.
 
2019-03-13 12:42:06 AM  
A former  coworker of mine raises goats. I thought that was a rather  ...umm... kind of white trashy thing, but whatever makes her happy.

How wrong I was. One of her goats (one f*ing goat) sold for $13,000 last year. I don't get that at all, but I do want to get a few more acres and some top shelf goats.
 
2019-03-13 12:43:09 AM  

Intel154: fragMasterFlash: This is the story...of a stolen Tom Brady?

I was wondering how long that would take.


I don't really care for the guy but how exactly is anyone ever going to top this comeback:

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2019-03-13 12:44:02 AM  
Typo. the goat sold for $53,000.
 
2019-03-13 12:44:45 AM  
Well it's Fresno sooo...
 
2019-03-13 12:47:07 AM  

Intel154: Also:  Fresno?  Nobody goes to Fresno anymore.


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2019-03-13 12:47:21 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Intel154: fragMasterFlash: This is the story...of a stolen Tom Brady?

I was wondering how long that would take.

I don't really care for the guy but how exactly is anyone ever going to top this comeback:

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I go to NOLA occasionally on business, and that is on a billboard between the airport and downtown.  It's almost as good as a Saints win.
 
2019-03-13 12:48:37 AM  
SoCal also has mountain lions and coyotes. Have they looked around? Otherwise, someone has developed leadership skills.

Sheep are gathered
Goats are led
 
2019-03-13 12:49:42 AM  
Do you need to do that here, Jerry?
 
2019-03-13 12:53:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Intel154: fragMasterFlash: This is the story...of a stolen Tom Brady?

I was wondering how long that would take.

I don't really care for the guy but how exactly is anyone ever going to top this comeback:

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Frank Reich topped it in Buffalo. Down 35-3, Frank says "Hold my beer, I got this". Wins 41-38.

/ granted, it was for Buffalo, so no Super Bowl ring involved
// just a wild card game
 
2019-03-13 01:03:23 AM  
I hope they catch the baaaaaaaad guys.
 
2019-03-13 01:09:03 AM  
CTRL + F jerry rice


Fail
 
2019-03-13 01:09:51 AM  
Also, and it pains me to say this as a Dolphins fan:

Brady >>>>>> Montana
 
2019-03-13 01:12:04 AM  
Somehow Jerry Rice and Wayne Gretzky are missing from this list.

/Montana > Brady
//I'd put Brady at #2
 
2019-03-13 01:13:48 AM  

jst3p: CTRL + F jerry rice


Fail


Refresh that search ;)
 
2019-03-13 01:14:41 AM  

djslowdive: Somehow Jerry Rice and Wayne Gretzky are missing from this list.

/Montana > Brady
//I'd put Brady at #2


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2019-03-13 01:26:58 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Lookin' for love.

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Just what I was thinking! They are being kidnapped and transported to Ireland, Scotland and Wales to be used in the goat brothels.
 
2019-03-13 01:35:16 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Lookin' for love.

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He's likely to find love long before he ever finds a laugh.
 
2019-03-13 01:43:54 AM  
found 400 miles away in Indian Wells.
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2019-03-13 01:54:26 AM  
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2019-03-13 02:01:47 AM  

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I..... I'm not so sure that's a goat.
 
2019-03-13 02:13:00 AM  
Goat vindaloo IS delicious...
 
2019-03-13 02:13:17 AM  
Judging by the lack of arguments about Michael, I assume he is goat.
 
2019-03-13 02:15:19 AM  

virulent_loser: found 400 miles away in Indian Wells.
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No one counts badminton!
 
2019-03-13 03:20:46 AM  

omg bbq: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: [img.fark.net image 514x500]

I..... I'm not so sure that's a goat.


So long as you respect him as an officer of the law.
 
2019-03-13 06:08:33 AM  

chewynathan2: Bill Buckner resents.


Steve Bartman and brought in for questioning.
 
2019-03-13 07:20:09 AM  

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GTA for GTO.
 
2019-03-13 08:19:48 AM  
Subbymeant to say Jerry Rice.
 
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