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(I Heart Radio)   Hotel contest gives you a week stay in return for the craziest thing you stole from them. People showing up with white towels and tiny shampoo bottles get their feelings hurt from being told they aren't as interesting as they think   (949tnt.iheart.com) divider line
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2019-03-12 08:51:49 PM  
Nice try but you ain't getting your safe back even if I ever do get it opened.
 
2019-03-12 11:18:14 PM  
 Someone ought to show up with a old housekeeper.
 
2019-03-12 11:50:42 PM  
The local constabulary will give you more than a week stay if you're fool enough to take the hotel up on this offer.
 
2019-03-12 11:59:53 PM  
I stole my old girlfriends virginity.
 
2019-03-13 12:25:52 AM  
...Because they really want to give a free week's stay to some crazy methhead who admits he stole all the copper wiring out of the walls in their room?
 
2019-03-13 09:19:36 AM  
Went looking for the "I'm stealing the room!" bit from 200 Motels, and found this live performance of same:

200 Motels (The Suites) - 8. I'm Stealing the Room (2018)
Youtube ejJ6MGUR9P8
 
2019-03-13 10:21:27 AM  
I reeeeally wanted to steal the book of ancient Japanese erotica that was in the nightstand of my hotel room in Vegas.  I probably would have if the room hadn't been paid for by my company credit card.
 
6 days ago  
At a bed & breakfast where i
 
6 days ago  
(Damn tablet)
I used to work as a bed & breakfast in the mountains. One night, somebody rented one of our cabins and paid in cash because he said he had lost his credit card.
Next morning we discover that our late night guest had stolen everything in the cabin: curtains, furniture, steam heated towel racks, bidet, electrical outlet plates.
The supervisor who okayed the rental got canned and we never found out who robbed us.
 
6 days ago  
I stole a painting (well, a print) of a birch forest from a Hampton Inn in Inwood, WV during a redecoration.

I have a habit of checking between the mattress and bed springs when I stay at a hotel. One time at this same hotel, I found $10,000 in Camel Buck vouchers with a pile of toenails on top of them.

Got me a patio set.
 
6 days ago  

Meat's dream: I reeeeally wanted to steal the book of ancient Japanese erotica that was in the nightstand of my hotel room in Vegas.  I probably would have if the room hadn't been paid for by my company credit card.


should the desire to do so some up again: Flip on a black light, and you won't know how far to stay away from that thing.
 
6 days ago  

a_room_with_a_moose: I stole a painting (well, a print) of a birch forest from a Hampton Inn in Inwood, WV during a redecoration.

I have a habit of checking between the mattress and bed springs when I stay at a hotel. One time at this same hotel, I found $10,000 in Camel Buck vouchers with a pile of toenails on top of them.

Got me a patio set.


What crazy old coot did you get to swap his patio set for a toenail collection?
 
6 days ago  
I still have a 6' folding banquet table and a few hotel pans my sister borrowed for a party from the hotel we worked at and never returned.
 
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