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(Right Wing Watch)   Josh Bernstein: It should be illegal for 'liberal scum' to live in a Red State. You know who else wanted the 'undesirables' to leave?   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2019-03-12 03:16:57 PM  
Most Republicans?
 
2019-03-12 03:18:07 PM  
I did Nazi this coming, but should have
 
2019-03-12 03:20:44 PM  
Trust me, Josh. We don't really want to live in your states anyway.
 
2019-03-12 03:21:07 PM  
Let's start by keeping our liberal scum blue state money in the blue states
 
2019-03-12 03:23:40 PM  
What is it with republicans and shady supplements?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2019-03-12 03:28:49 PM  
First they came for the Muslims, but I did not care, for I was not a Muslim.
Then they came for the Hispanics, but I said nothing because I was not a South American
Then they came for those who Americans who did not share their views, and I shouted for help, but alas there was no one left to help me.
 
2019-03-12 03:32:21 PM  

pueblonative: Let's start by keeping our liberal scum blue state money in the blue states


Lots of people in my blue state retire to low tax red states.  I am with you.  I'm retired and not moving despite the expense.
 
2019-03-12 03:36:14 PM  

pueblonative: Let's start by keeping our liberal scum blue state money in the blue states


I've been saying that for years. It's time we put the big fat hogs eating out of our trough in a diet. And if they keep complaining after that, we make ham and bacon.
 
2019-03-12 03:38:39 PM  
Feel free to secede, Josh.  Nothing much good comes from Texas anyway.  About 10% of that ridiculously large state is even tolerable.
 
2019-03-12 03:39:48 PM  
All y'all redneck assholes can GTFO of California, in that case. I'm ok with that.
 
2019-03-12 03:42:00 PM  
But blue dollars are still welcome, right? We wouldn't want the Higher Welfare States to lose their White Entitlements just because the Democrats pay higher taxes, would we?
 
2019-03-12 03:43:10 PM  
If only. It would finally convince my wife to move out of this farking backwater.
 
2019-03-12 03:43:32 PM  
Eh. We'll just keep buying up property and charging them to live on it.
 
2019-03-12 03:44:35 PM  
I don't want to live in this red-state hell I live in.  Maybe someone wants to subsidize my move to Colorado?
 
2019-03-12 03:44:37 PM  
But we'll keep taking tax money from them and the liberal states.
 
2019-03-12 03:45:08 PM  
Mr. (Bernstein) should be careful what he wishes for.
 
2019-03-12 03:45:19 PM  
Well. There's one Jew who doesn't like the Democrats.
 
2019-03-12 03:45:50 PM  
That last name sounds kind of...you know.
 
2019-03-12 03:47:34 PM  
Easy way to ensure Democratic Presidents every time: A million people from deep blue states need to move to Florida and a million more to Ohio. Florida already seems to be happening with all the New Yorkers moving there. Might be harder to get people to move to Ohio.
 
2019-03-12 03:47:36 PM  
freedom to express how much they hate freedom
 
2019-03-12 03:47:45 PM  
This guy?

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2019-03-12 03:48:04 PM  
These guys?
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2019-03-12 03:48:16 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Nothing much good comes from Texas anyway.


Steers and ???
 
2019-03-12 03:48:56 PM  
How much money does Austin bring in?
 
2019-03-12 03:49:07 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Feel free to secede, Josh.  Nothing much good comes from Texas anyway.  About 10% of that ridiculously large state is even tolerable.


Yep. Stuck in this inbred hellhole. The only thing that makes it semi-tolerable is Whataburger
 
2019-03-12 03:49:56 PM  
Okay let's do this. Red states outlaw liberals living there* so blue states outlaw conservatives living in their states too.

Then the red states can dunk slowly into economic and cultural irrelevance.

* - how one determines if another is a liberal or conservative I have no idea
 
2019-03-12 03:50:01 PM  

sirrerun: Jack Sabbath: Nothing much good comes from Texas anyway.

Steers and ???


Mansiers?
 
2019-03-12 03:50:03 PM  

Ginnungagap42: These guys?
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Timed that well
 
2019-03-12 03:51:21 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Feel free to secede, Josh.  Nothing much good comes from Texas anyway.  About 10% of that ridiculously large state is even tolerable.


The funny part is the most productive parts of the state are generally blue areas. Hell the main reason that some traitor areas have been thriving is because they've been under Yankee management. How do they do it? Sell cheap, and Northerners with their money come in to start building things. It sure as shiat isn't due to the pig-f*cking capital the South has built. And even more amusing, is the places that people want to live are generally filled by liberals. In short, liberals cause a higher standard of living and growth.

Frankly, what have conservatives ever done to make America better? All the great strides were people with big ideas, open minds, and the willingness to dare. Conservatism is a base, mean, and fearful ideology, that relegates people to misery.

So let's let t
 
2019-03-12 03:51:38 PM  
I see the idiot who said this was specifically talking about Texas. Texas would be a larger Arkansas if not for Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso and Fort Worth, do you do you, moron.
 
2019-03-12 03:52:11 PM  
"They're bringing their disgusting, demonic filth with them," he fumed.

Sounds like someone needs to eat a Snickers.
 
2019-03-12 03:52:34 PM  
I've heard this crap from some maga Coloradans.

It was the red caps that lost their damn minds and moved(admitted) far right, not Colorado transplants moving the state far left.
 
2019-03-12 03:52:38 PM  

Xai: First they came for the Muslims, but I did not care, for I was not a Muslim.
Then they came for the Hispanics, but I said nothing because I was not a South American
Then they came for those who Americans who did not share their views, and I shouted for help, but alas there was no one left to help me.


I'm pinning all my hopes on the Coast Guard.
 
2019-03-12 03:53:17 PM  

pueblonative: Let's start by keeping our liberal scum blue state money in the blue states


GOPexit
 
2019-03-12 03:53:20 PM  
Can liberal blue parts of red states be allowed to leave you to your red state purity? Asking for a friend...
 
2019-03-12 03:54:31 PM  
Careful now.  The states may be red, but those red states have blue cities, and those blue cities are where the tax bases are.

Without the tax base us libbie libs in cities provide, the rest of your red state would resemble Somalia. Believe me, I've seen it. I've actually left the city a couple of times. It's not pretty out there.
 
2019-03-12 03:55:02 PM  

Walker: Easy way to ensure Democratic Presidents every time: A million people from deep blue states need to move to Florida and a million more to Ohio. Florida already seems to be happening with all the New Yorkers moving there. Might be harder to get people to move to Ohio.


I agree with you whole heartedly.

Be prepared to be reamed by others here.
 
2019-03-12 03:55:07 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Eh. We'll just keep buying up property and charging them to live on it.


Could work. To offset costs for them, they could do a little subsistence level farming, in which a portion or a 'share' of the produce would go to a land owner. It's a perfectly fair system.
 
2019-03-12 03:56:01 PM  
Bernstein warned that the main goal of the Democrats is "to figure out a way to turn Texas blue," which would mean "the end of the country,"

First they don't want the rapists coming in from the border. Now they don't want the liberals coming in from the north. For Texans, these people seem like real skeered pussy-men.
 
2019-03-12 03:56:05 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I've heard this crap from some maga Coloradans.

It was the red caps that lost their damn minds and moved(admitted) far right, not Colorado transplants moving the state far left.


The latest, dumbest RW talking point in this state is we're BECOMING CALIFORNIA.
 
2019-03-12 03:56:43 PM  
Speaking as a Native Texan, if he's so worried about keeping the "liberal scum" out, try building an economy that doesn't rely on importing jobs and companies from other state.  And while your at it, try building an economy that doesn't rely on immigrant labor.

But then I guess the snowflake is just looking for a safe space.
 
2019-03-12 03:56:45 PM  

FortyHams: What is it with republicans and shady supplements?


Unethical salesmen
+
Gullible audience
+
Cheap as he'll product that can be easily price gouged
=
PROFIT!
 
2019-03-12 03:58:50 PM  

BoothbyTCD: Can liberal blue parts of red states be allowed to leave you to your red state purity? Asking for a friend...


Houston's got a major port, so we could try out being a city-state if these fools don't want to co-exist with libbylibs, non-White, or not-Christian people.
 
2019-03-12 04:00:04 PM  
The only thing wrong with Texas is that it's full of Texans. Yesss. If we can't burn them out, we'll breed them out.

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2019-03-12 04:00:19 PM  
All conservatives prefer the past over ANY future.
- Leto II
 
2019-03-12 04:00:52 PM  

Wadded Beef: The latest, dumbest RW talking point in this state is we're BECOMING CALIFORNIA.


They're saying that because many Californian's sold their houses, moved to Texas, and bought two houses.  My friends in San Antonio used to complain about it all the time.  They didn't like that I thought it was freaking hilarious either.
 
2019-03-12 04:01:27 PM  

Wadded Beef: Ow! That was my feelings!: I've heard this crap from some maga Coloradans.

It was the red caps that lost their damn minds and moved(admitted) far right, not Colorado transplants moving the state far left.

The latest, dumbest RW talking point in this state is we're BECOMING CALIFORNIA.


That was Ted Cruz entire platform when facing Beto in the Texas Senate Race... 'If Beto wins, Texas will become another California'
 
2019-03-12 04:01:39 PM  
I lived in a heavily conservative, rural part of PA until I was 16. Fire and EMS were strictly volunteer, so they were slow to respond and largely undertrained and unprofessional. Policing came from the nearest state office which, for some parts of the county, was almost 40 minutes away.

The only local clinic was a small operation that was open Tuesday through noon Saturday and couldn't provide any service more complex than a splint. The closest hospital was 25 minutes for people at the edge of the county and nearly an hour for people deeper in.

Trash pickup was done by a guy who, after nearly 30 years, was found to be illegally dumping most of it in woods and ponds. There were hardly any regulations, so oil, coolant and other spills and leaks often went ignored. No noise ordinances, so if your neighbor decided to spend the entire day shooting non-stop or the night working on his Harley, too bad.

My grandparents had a farm they sold to one of cousins when they retired. Within three years the well had been poisoned by a developer that was allowed to run off water from a new build up the mountain behind them. It's abandoned now because they can't afford to sue and the local government doesn't care.

There's a reason most liberals bunch around coastal and metro areas. We're willing to go where the work is so we don't have to live in a shiathole like most red areas.
 
2019-03-12 04:01:52 PM  
If I can get subsidized to leaving this farking state sign me the help up! West coast here I come!
 
2019-03-12 04:02:00 PM  

Kornchex: Californian's


ugh
 
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