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(Daily Mail)   Lindsey Vonn + pink bikini + SI's "Swimsuit Issue"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2713 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Mar 2019 at 3:50 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-12 03:48:33 PM  
I now doubt the existence of Lindsey Vohn in a pink bikini.
/ Enjoy that mental image
 
2019-03-12 03:54:41 PM  
Y'all know you can go see her butthole, right?
 
2019-03-12 03:55:49 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Y'all know you can go see her butthole, right?


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2019-03-12 04:00:08 PM  
Just look at those knees...
 
2019-03-12 04:01:53 PM  
She was Tiger Woods' booty call, AFTER the Waffle House waitresses.

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2019-03-12 04:11:38 PM  
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Better in every way.
 
2019-03-12 04:19:22 PM  
All you Studmen and Incels play waaaaay too many damn video games.

She is gorgeous.
 
2019-03-12 04:31:33 PM  
The good news is, with her knee damage, she can't run away from you all that fast.
 
2019-03-12 04:40:39 PM  
She's kind of attractive. I would consider having sexual intercourse with her.
 
2019-03-12 04:41:55 PM  
This isn't a bookmark. YOU'RE the bookmark.
 
2019-03-12 04:43:05 PM  

Marine1: This isn't a bookmark. YOU'RE the bookmark.


No, YOU'RE the bookmark
/ce n'est pas un bookmark
 
2019-03-12 05:00:32 PM  
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2019-03-12 05:02:27 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: All you Studmen and Incels play waaaaay too many damn video games.

She is gorgeous.


yes . . . in a testosterone sorta way
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2019-03-12 05:09:43 PM  
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2019-03-12 05:52:08 PM  
Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.
 
2019-03-12 06:03:42 PM  
Sharp torn ligaments in knees - would not bang.
 
2019-03-12 06:13:32 PM  

Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.


Oh, I'd let that girl biatchslap me all night long...
 
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2019-03-12 06:18:15 PM  
Dat ass, tho.
 
2019-03-12 06:19:27 PM  

Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.


you sure about that, Sparky . . . ?  meet the Mrs.
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2019-03-12 06:24:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Y'all know you can go see her butthole, right?


It's bleached, too
 
2019-03-12 07:25:40 PM  
Maybe it is because she wasn't in competition but I was a bit disappointed that she wasn't more thick, that athletic thickness that is just damn nice. If I have to wonder if my skull is going to be crushed like a grape while eating a chick out out I am a happy man. I'd still destroy her and/or be destroyed by her, gleefully so.

HotWingConspiracy: Y'all know you can go see her butthole, right?


I do now, thanks! Damn there are some explicit pics out there. I'd eat that ass out, damn that looks nice.
 
2019-03-12 07:39:54 PM  
They did a good job photoshopping out all of her scars
 
2019-03-12 08:06:19 PM  
I'd hit it... before a tree does.
 
2019-03-12 08:14:57 PM  

Sgygus: I'd hit it... before a tree does.


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That's not funny!
 
2019-03-12 11:21:41 PM  

Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.


She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.

/yes, some of us on here are not basement-dwelling nerds
 
2019-03-12 11:55:12 PM  

fatalvenom: Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.

She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.

/yes, some of us on here are not basement-dwelling nerds


I read that as, your daughter.You sick bastard. No you, YOU!
 
2019-03-13 12:29:02 AM  

Buck Dancer: fatalvenom: Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.

She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.

/yes, some of us on here are not basement-dwelling nerds

I read that as, your daughter.You sick bastard. No you, YOU!


*closes thread*
 
2019-03-13 12:54:48 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Y'all know you can go see her butthole, right?


Yep, that's part of what makes me proud to be an American.
 
2019-03-13 06:50:02 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Sgygus: I'd hit it... before a tree does.

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That's not funny!


No it isn't

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2019-03-13 07:43:00 AM  

doctorguilty: I now doubt the existence of Lindsey Vohn in a pink bikini.
/ Enjoy that mental image


Can we just doubt the bikini out of existence and keep Lindsey?
 
2019-03-13 12:08:23 PM  

fatalvenom: Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.

She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.


I married an ugly woman.

/Pro Tip: Don't do that
 
2019-03-13 12:14:40 PM  

abhorrent1: fatalvenom: Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.

She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.

I married an ugly woman.

/Pro Tip: Don't do that


Jimmy Soul lied to us?

Jimmy Soul - Get an ugly girl to marry you
Youtube Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
 
2019-03-13 12:35:06 PM  

farkstorm: DjangoStonereaver: All you Studmen and Incels play waaaaay too many damn video games.

She is gorgeous.

yes . . . in a testosterone sorta way
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I will not apologize for the fact that I am extremely turned on by a woman who could break me in half.

/Snu snu.....
 
2019-03-13 12:40:35 PM  

Crewmannumber6: abhorrent1: fatalvenom: Cubs300: Bunch of studmen in here.  Look that good in a bikini, your girl will never.

She's only 34. My girl is 41 with two kids, and is better looking.

I married an ugly woman.

/Pro Tip: Don't do that

Jimmy Soul lied to us?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y1ZJiBHh​-Yw]


Evel wife
Youtube CWE_8zDVA-k
 
2019-03-13 02:33:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just look at those knees...


I was going to say that the pose they had her in hides the scars pretty well.
 
2019-03-13 02:55:31 PM  

SuperChuck: doctorguilty: I now doubt the existence of Lindsey Vohn in a pink bikini.
/ Enjoy that mental image
Can we just doubt the bikini out of existence and keep Lindsey?

Perhaps I should have said "I now doubt the existence of a pink bikini on Lindsay Vohn."
 
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