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    More: Amusing, National Basketball Association, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Dwyane Wade, Shaq's holdings, Shaquille O'Neal, 2008-09 NBA season, humorist Shaquille O'Neal  
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2019-03-12 05:59:55 PM  
Arby's?
 
2019-03-12 06:05:27 PM  
Product description:

"Honestly, it's good.  But never would have made an appearance without the Shaq Burger.  High quality ingredients that have a slight sour after taste.  Will hold your taste buds down and force you to like it.  Comes with 5 onion rings and too much sauce"
 
182
2019-03-12 06:13:46 PM  
The Kobe Burger cost $25,000,000.00.
 
2019-03-12 07:17:48 PM  

182: The Kobe Burger cost $25,000,000.00.


The back door cut of beef also costs a diamond ring.
 
2019-03-12 07:19:48 PM  
WTF was this? I was expecting some clever zinger. Instead we got a fluff piece promoting Shaq and his new restaurant.
 
2019-03-12 07:51:29 PM  
Too bad it's not made of ass meat. Because that would be epic.

/it does sound good as advertised though
//probably costs $20
///cue the 'waah arugula' crowd
 
2019-03-12 08:13:50 PM  
Avoid eating the Kobe burger in a Colorado hotel.
 
2019-03-12 09:15:55 PM  
Prepare for a stomach ache.  The Kobe doesn't pass at all.
 
2019-03-12 11:29:34 PM  
Today I learned Shaq owns 150 Five Guys locations.
 
2019-03-12 11:48:30 PM  

SBinRR: Today I learned Shaq owns 150 Five Guys locations.


That's like 750 guys!
 
2019-03-13 01:24:26 AM  

IAmRight: SBinRR: Today I learned Shaq owns 150 Five Guys locations.

That's like 750 guys!


*perk*
 
2019-03-13 03:13:37 AM  
Shaq is fat. Kobe is better. That is all.
 
2019-03-13 12:28:25 PM  

caleb4god: Shaq is fat. Kobe is better. That is all.


Neither of them is as good at basketball as they used to be, but Shaq is still entertaining.
 
2019-03-13 12:42:32 PM  

DRTFA: caleb4god: Shaq is fat. Kobe is better. That is all.

Neither of them is as good at basketball as they used to be, but Shaq is still entertaining.


And Shaq has never been accused of rape.

The worst thing Shaq has ever done was this

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